#1319 - Joey Diaz

Jul 1, 2019

Joey “CoCo” Diaz is a Cuban-American stand up comedian and actor. Joey also hosts his own podcast called “The Church of What’s Happening Now”. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv695o3i-JmkUB7tPbtwXDA

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my guest today is one of my favorite people of all time and the guy that I think is the funniest person I well he's the funniest person I've ever met I think he's the funniest person ever give it up for my brother from another mother mr. Joey Diaz The Joe Rogan Experience trained by day Joe Rogan podcast by

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Joey motherfucking Diaz what's up brother What's happenin baby just on the drive up here I was thinking about all the busted ass holes that are in the hospital today from the Gay Pride Parade can you imagine how many guys went down there just to say hello I'm getting fucked me has had a good time bro let me tell you something that was one of the biggest turnouts my friend went and he said he had a fucking blast I'm like a room buddy said he had a blast blast okay people great in fucking New York all over everywhere everyday they're celebrating they can be free they can be who they are but anybody who's got a problem with that is crazy but I'm the dark side let's talk about the facts here couple confused little young white dudes went down there yesterday sure I'll go have a drink yeah some guys who just wanted to be an ally Ally to the gay folks I just want you know I'm not gay but I am your ally next thing you know Jed's a millionaire that's so brother that's what guys have to remember gay dudes are dudes

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the all same rules apply all same rules of scumbag arethat apply to men apply to gay man yeah that's like three times as big a deal is this gay guys that aren't interested yeah there's gay guys in the semi interested and the gay guys that live to converge it hurts my feelings as a 51 year old man that that's still a big deal that anyone cares at all it really does it does it hurts my feelings because I thought that by the time I was a fucking middle aged 51 year old father that we be done with that people wouldn't care for the people were getting like

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of all this shit to worry about of all the shit in the world to worry about you worrying about guys who like guys like what do you give a fuck and they always go biblical they always go biblical like it's always if God wanted that be in the Bible that is that shit drives me crazy when I lived in my old house in North Hollywood there was a gay couple cross the street two dudes long was a pilot for a major airline and he was in the process and the other guy got fired from Target for being a transgender this goes back to 2010 and they had cats and you know made though I talked to the guys about cats that was an old guy down the block that would come over and talk to me like you can't talk to him

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old white dude like you can't talk to them getting carries that neighborhood want to Morelos fucking assholes moving here and I go they're out here feeding fucking homeless cats what's the

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you know I am right so this day whenever I go to my old neighborhood and I see him outside and pull over I talked to him say hello it just too sweet people trying to be fucking just being who they are and be who the fuck they are and we make jokes a I make jokes the whole thing but at the end of the day I learned the hard way and I talked about on stage the other night you were there when I said that my daughter invited me to a party yeah she went to school with a kid and his parents are transgender and I felt kind of weird and I went and on the way out I looked at the kid I seen 60 transgender people they could to come from a community yeah and I saw this little kid smiling like I'm adopted that kids adopted look what they're doing for that kid they're making them more lifelike and I closed the door and I went in there and like I said in the joke I hugged the lead tranny and I will fucking tight that's it I eat the food nice yeah it doesn't matter it does matter the only time it matters with me is with sports just stop with that

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to stop with that and we're going to be fine but the site look there's some statistics if this is true that someone sent me that out of the 14 states that allow high school kids to compete as the gender that they they identify with rather than their biological gender in those 14 States transgender students are just dominating transgender male-to-female there's dominating there's the winning everything it's great I know you have problems with the box that I have a problem with all the holes loves sports all of it when it comes to like power sports like I'm not sure they've done the work here I don't like this idea that every Trend like they use the excuse of outliers and the outliers are there some like super athletes right like you can get a regular girl who weighs a hundred and forty five pounds or you can get you know a Ronda Rousey weighs a hundred forty five pounds you know there's

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there's extreme athletes that are is people that are different right like Serena Williams is clearly a different level of athlete than a regular person right regular girl who's like her weight she's just Superior and I think that that is what you see with some of these transgender athletes that come over to become women they say Well they're no different than like an an wolf who's like a superior athlete female boxer you're seeing wolf not girls out no dude dude she Haymakers is check with a right hand and say one of the most brutal one-punch knockout so you've ever seen men or women perfect technique boom just way lays this girl Timber she falls out cold and there's not a whole lot of women other than maybe Amanda Nunes been Amanda Nunes is doing it with them little gloves on I wonder if she would be able to do it like that with those big gloves I think she probably could because she hits that goddamn hard but you know you got to judge each sport bye

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you know the real you see Paulie malignaggi goes over to bare-knuckle boxing it doesn't do that well in comparison to say like if somebody like you know like a really good high level Striker with knockout power with the big gloves on would you put me like if you put Deontay Wilder and little gloves I would I don't imagine anybody being able to take that he's fucking people up it like a heavyweight with those big gloves so it's a different thing you know who the fuck knows but that the idea is the outlier the outlier like the the if you get one Superior athlete and then you have them sort of commensurate with the transgender athlete a good guy who was an athlete who became a woman that you know in his 30s and they just identify as goes through the surgery but how much benefit does he take of having testosterone flow through his body for 30-plus years we really don't know that doesn't mean you hate transgender people

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doesn't mean you don't love everyone doesn't mean you don't want everyone to live their life and be whoever they want to be with total freedom I don't think we have we have males compete against males for a reason because we feel like it's more fair even though it's not like it's not more fair if I'm playing basketball against Michael Jordan that's not fair he's better it is better athlete there's just people that are just got to be way better than you no matter what you do like if I trained all my life to be a better basketball player than Michael Jordan it's not even physically possible right so there's outliers in males but when the outliers when there's so many you have to when you see so many transgender athletes that are dominating in sports and then when you add Combat Sports which is how I got involved in this when a woman was doing that it was a transgender woman just not telling anybody and saying it was a medical issue like well that's fucking crazy we all we know we want to pretend that everyone is equal you know we want inclusiveness and we want peace we want everyone

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to get along we want equality one gender equality okay I get it I see where you're going but we also have to look at reality the reality is there's just fucking giant physical differences these transgender athletes are dominating against women who are born a woman they have to be a woman their whole life they never have 30 years of testosterone through the throne flowing through their veins it's like doing steroids for 30 years and then stopping it's crazy

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that's what I think you're freaking me out you know I just smoked some Reef me too man how did you get me on this subject I don't even know how to fuck with transgender people but but as human beings I love them all I love everybody dude I Eddie Izzard is one of my favorite guests of all time he's so interesting he's been transgender since 85 I believe he said prefers women likes women it's not not a gay fellow just likes dressing up as a woman and extremely intelligent very interest I fucking that special on a very useful thing is ago was mind-boggling yeah say what you want to say it was my was up there with the great specials because it had more of a one-man show tone to it yeah you didn't qualify it as a special when you look at it as a whole it was a great fucking performance he's a special person and

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just happens to be transgender it's it kind of makes him even more interesting speaking about special people I got to apologize to you for something for me because I've always had this discrepancy last night I went out for a little while I got home I had a couple numbers in me I grab the fucking Apple ice on the cast on one and I put the TV on and in front of me was The Blues Brothers oh when was the last time I watch The Blues Brothers I don't know so the scene that opens up

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is them at the restaurant when he's trying to talk to Major Dean to join the band there's a family next to him a husband a wife and three daughters and the guys tell them I'm not going to join the band so he goes really you know going to join the band he takes the bottle of champagne he goes over to the table he goes so how much little girls I wasn't ready for that I just lost it right he's like so much for little girls because they want and he goes for the women I want to pay you for the women and the guys like you know what master sir he turns around the guy comes over breaks his balls again he fucking turns over to the guy got me go set how much for the wife

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a wife I remember this day this is clap this is crazy this is crazy this this would never happen today mouth full of food and Dan Aykroyd continues eating in the background and then we gotta talk about Dan a quick because he's been like a hemorrhoid he's the silent he don't make a bull and the guy is phenomenal yeah he's still around and if you don't believe me watch a movie named my girl and then watch this and then watch him the fucking Liberace movie he's through outlasted everybody you know he's a serious believer in UFOs well what are you gonna do everything's got problems nothing right here when he threatens him right here how much for the wife okay look at the guys choking the shit that gives me champagne and then watch fucking Dan Aykroyd watch what he does he goes if you don't fucking if you don't join the band we will be in here every day for breakfast lunch

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and fucking dinner and watch a Dan Aykroyd doesn't this fancy restaurant but Joe it doesn't stop that they get in the car they drive off look at them look at them that's craziness this is the last of real comedic if you're gonna get into comedy or you want to be this is comedy 101 they walk out they get into a car that black fucking car this is non-stop Joe Rogan right there's not like a hard like there's no love they get into a car they get into traffic that the cop comes up to me this is not Caesar having parade and he goes but was she goes Illinois Nazis I hate them more than anything he looks at Aykroyd they fucking pull over and they take the car and go right for the Nazis

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the Nazis have to jump off the bridge white people are clapping and shit that they knock them off then they pull into a black neighborhood who's playing the fucking guitar

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your boy John Lee Hooker damn middle of the street don't quit don't quit don't quit just playing the fucking guitar then after he singing the song Brothers fucking everywhere doing that business John Lee Hooker thing and Belushi and Aykroyd they're just staring him down from there they walk to a diner to get the fucking guitar play and it's a Rita Franklin and Aretha Franklin could have to fucking I'm sitting at midnight I gotta go to bed I gotta get up at 6:15 with the baby I don't give a fuck I'm watching this Aretha Franklin goes off they do a dance the black dude leaves with the white guitar player then what the fuck do they go I'll pawn shop with the fucking black piano player

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Ray Charles he's the pawn shop on he opens up the day he's blind he owns a pawnshop look at him he only supports you this doesn't stop wow I had a fucking finally go to bed and then I felt bad about going to bed they will never make a movie like this ever ever again then they start dancing like it's Greece they start dancing Let It Go Jay this not dancing like look at this like it's a fucking Greece look at this this will never happen again Joe Rogan blue black people flipping in the air this what kind of creep on the cut this will never happen again these were these old shack this who directs isn't this part liver look at these two you did Belushi gave a fuck wow

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look out free people were in movies there was no superhero mullet

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it costs Millions to make this smoothie look at them look at them dancing it out that you know I forgot how goddamn fun this movie movies for and then the chick that that on here well what's the check that on the airplane that was a Star Wars check the died on the airplane that was a tough what's the trick question might be the best description of anybody ever the reefer had the killed her what's that chick that got on the plane she has sleep apnea she was doing pills on the plane who played the actress and Star Wars Carrie Fisher Carrie Fisher is chasing him throughout the whole movie because he dumped her oh that's right and grenades right and then they go into the bar and they tell the fucking do that they the good old boys oh my God this is not stop oh my God whoever wrote this directed this shot this so this whole movie they have the Nazis are looking for him John Candy's looking for him with the state police wow

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that's all Chicago this is wild man it's just what the folks who are just listening she says The Blues Brothers 1980 Shake a Tail Feather scene 4 of 9 on movieclips how does that work look like

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are they allowed to show these and they made a deal with them because this links also to the if you want to watch it you can pay right here to rent it not stuff get this stop it means you fully support buying this movie you looking at me going Joey it's a commie why they did that look at the it's just yeah so the Brilliance they look like they're having a good time all that if they blowed up doing anything okay now was just different we will he would walk off the set and just knock on people's doors one of those movies bro this fucking nuts

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when they will take cut you got you know a team go sit down Belushi was so fucked up in the night before he would just wander off into a neighborhood knock on somebody's door and go you mind if I crash on your couch no yeah bro they had to go looking for a man able or just shit he would just find people and ask to sleep on that control get what door could you knock on look The Blues Brothers may have John Belushi fell asleep in a stranger's house Dan Aykroyd proposed to carries forces crazy like this was this Caddyshack you know when they shot Caddyshack they shot in Florida or impairment went down there they fucking went nuts they're like those they found her be snorting coke Rodney was throwing the party they couldn't you know this is a different type of movie these people having fun

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that's a difference to having fun on that set this probably alcohol the directors drinking you know he's keeping her bill how many extras with dancing fucking hundreds they're all in tune and it was like everybody loved that movie that's one of the rare movies with the musical scene that fucking everybody love The Blues Brothers right now The Blues Brothers started on saying that live like that was a sketch I yeah I guess so yeah cried wrote it hmm John Landis directed it they covered it together ackroyd's crazy in the UFOs he's like one of the main celebrities they pull up when people start talking about like you fo real Believers he's done like little Clips where he narrates things UFO shows and shit who be fucking believes what didn't they just released that even more believe now but yeah follows yeah it's fun I don't know if it's real but it's fun that's how I feel

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Doug I did a podcast with Jim Florentine explain the Jim Florentine that what people don't know is that Hudson County New Jersey Northern New Jersey is the number one place in the country where they have the most UFO sightings really Northern New Jersey look it up Jamie if you get a minute please not to be rude but isn't that like near a couple airports no it's closer to like the dean you know like when you live in New York City on then you look at the Hudson River they say that people want their battle you're drinking coffee talk on the phone and they'll see a little flying saucer bye boom and I know for a fact that in 1976 little one whatever the fuck they are I know for a fact that in 1975 and 1976 you could check me out on this a UFO landed in Hudson County Park I was a kid in the next day the feds locked off the park that yellow tape the handfuls go look it up dog they say you are at fault busy that's you see that that that that that's called the North

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regulars where I'm from that's called I forget what it's called but it was so there was it's a circular building so they did so much coke in there in the 80s they called it the grinder something called because it was shaped like the Stone Age the Stone Age I have a couple friends that lived there people that lived in that building have seen UFOs four fucking years and if you go to YouTube There's an actual North Hudson Park UFO they dug up the even they came out the mark there's a liquor store and the liquor store guy says you seen the lights you heard my dog and music that they play they landed a couple martians got out and took samples and got back in the thing and took off there's a YouTube thing is the History Channel special about it and I still remember being a young kid you find anything Jamie not give that that was what's popping up all this stuff about that building and oh yeah there's anything that says a UFO landed that that's of the story I'm reading right now is what he's like saying yeah and Witnesses

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you know it's not just one guy that says I know you fo it's people who got knocked on the door and said the youth did you see anything anything at 11:00 10:00 at night and I said you know what there were lights flashing outside they contacted police departments to see if there was an end they went full telling the FBI came in circled the park Chloe was by the Little League field Hudson County but it is a you know like you think it was Area 51 you think it was close to the northern Las Vegas the number one place to see UFOs is Northern New Jersey they even made a reference to it in the soprano was when he said something he goes what are you talking about last week you said you still owe you a phone I can cycle because that's where they're at Hackensack Moonachie write all those you're gonna have Moonachie New Jersey lot of yeah a lot of people with big heads the only good thing in Jersey fucking Segovia Spanish restaurant it's been there since nineteen fucking slow man ski I don't know but that's the only good thing about Moonachie I think those people

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Moonachie have been abducted and they put them back as big-headed mother fuck this I did a gig there a couple times oh yeah they used to be like a bar there's a bar that did something pulls out of Bob Gonzo gig yes outside the see Club was it yeah it's outside no no I think Bob is more down the shore he had a but well he had gigs all languages all over Bob how I met Bob was he did a gig and Romano's Italian restaurant in my hometown and my buddy's like hey aren't you a comedian with take you up there and we went up there and Bobs like I don't know you know he's an unknown and next in Bob came up his like dog I gotta put you out this my friends threaten me so Bob put me up when we become friends ever since that's awesome I think I follow him on Facebook we have a chat from time to time on Facebook but yeah for you UFO motherfuckers look into Northern New Jersey that's stop fucking mother lode of them that's interesting I'd read that before but I kind of let you go 51 51 UFO sightings in 2008

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as a you get biased because the the story is always some person in the woods and they get abducted they see a UFO and some strange town the middle of nowhere the aliens land abduct people you always think about it being a rural thing but if I was an alien of course I'll go to New York City of course I got a new jersey what what the fuck why wouldn't you you want to go see the craziest thing we have you got like seven million people stuff together on a fucking tiny Island in comparison to the rest of the planet stuff stacked on top of each other awesome amazing buildings and all these lights at Times Square look at all these people moaning around traveling over these Bridges to get to this one Hub is one Hive of humanity of course if I was an alien I would check that out I want why don't why would I look at a barn you know what I mean do you side with joke that well the United States is of Tijuana if outer space banach space where we doing this week I'm going on and they come down when they're fucked up and they want to see it

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a lot of fish that was the whole bed as I think aliens come here when they're high I did they did just get fucked up there like come on let's go let's go check out the monkeys this col dude come on let's abduct a couple of them have a good time let's go see those the monkey people think I never saw a fucking you I fall hard I want to I never have though I want to see it land and I want to see one of those green dudes get out so I think I thought I saw some shit when I was a kid but as I got older I thought that was like a fighter jet or something that's what that was like there's something kind it's real sketchy memory it's one of those memories that's like barely active but remember thinking for like a day or two when I was a little kid maybe I saw UFO but I think I was trying to convince myself of it you know I was bored but I think it was a jet I think it was something something fast and unusual have you ever seen one of those stealth bombers that looks like a fucking UFO you're seeing one of those things in the sky no

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yes it looks like a Star Wars when you go to like a Blue Angel fucking thing those piano the probably know that those are like I think those are AFA teens that's what I think it is I think that's what that is I'm flew in one of those I had a bit about that too yeah you gotta do that you hold onto the hand got to do you hook either hope that you to hold on your handle if you're steering the plane or you hold onto your straps if you're a pastor I was a stretch I was in the passenger seat so I grabbed the whole my straps you have to go like this and you have to force blood in your brain stay awake that's how much G-force you're going through it's insane Force blood in ya brain to stay awake so that's that's one of those stealth bombers I saw one of those in the air over I guess it's Edwards Air Force Base is that what the one it is that's his Edwards the one that's out near Palmdale

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I think that's it because we used to film Fear Factor in Palmdale and we saw that thing fly overhead like that look at that thing tell me that doesn't look like it's from another planet when you're on the ground and you see that fly overhead you like what the fuck is that so I think that's responsible for a bunch of the things that people saw I think it's military crafts can I should question on that article you pulled up to 51 sightings what type of sightings do you know this fucking thing what is considered what is considered a society well it's the thing is like you just see shit but how do you know if what you doing these are the sidings okay we'll go back to that video look at that thing

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I mean come on if you're just sitting on the ground you saw that you like they're coming to the aliens are coming that does not look like it's from this world that thing is madness especially with those two guys next to God it's fucking beautiful though like what an amazing design that thing flying through it looks like something on a keyboard you know it's like a symbol and a keyboard and it just flying perfectly through the air that looks like the future I mean that really does look like it's from another world I would imagine like little blue dudes black eyes and blonde talking to each other and then thing but going through fucking wormholes and shit and that's what that thing looks like and what's the what's the thing that they're going to have a hundred years from now just imagine that it was want to know what the what the logistics is for it to be considered a legitimate eligible siding legitimate sign language intimate side it just means it's someone saw it you know you don't like

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you're a lawyer okay see something and then you convince yourself that what you saw was something extraordinary and you have the feeling that you're looking at something from another world but if it's just some drone or some military vehicle and then you look at it and then you convinced yourself then becomes a bigger and bigger deal in your head that's a problem with people it doesn't mean that everybody did see something as seeing that people are kind of full of shit well let's see you seat let's say there's a 1-800 call Martian mmm all right I see a fucking thing I call that 2200 call Mars Tom Martian okay whatever the fuck okay 1-800 Martian right I don't the phone won't stop ringing okay the phone will never stop bring he'll never stop ringing people talking in martians my concern is when do they consider it a credible what does it take for it to be credible for me for it to be credible I got to see the motherfucker land get out my my take is usually military guys when when you have military fighter pilots that's a

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extraordinary human those that's a you know if you can be one of those guys that flies when I was beat 12 b 2 S 2 for them to trust you with that billion dollar fucking spaceship dude you got to be a an exceptional human there's no room for someone who's full of shit you're going to be a top-flight fighter pilot you're going to fly around with gunfights in the sky because that's what they do they have gunfights in the fucking Sky those guys are exceptional human beings so when they see something that's when I listen for sure everybody else I'm not that not that I wouldn't listen but I don't know you know you might be crazy but it's something you might be crazy even if you're in the military you might be crazy if you're a fighter pilot it's a hundred percent possible fighter pilots and all those Air Force pilots had do test runs or whatever they see they say that they say there's some things there's a bunch of sightings none of the near bunch of sightings is a bunch of sightings from these really credible guys what is it Fleet of UFOs followed us aircraft Navy pilot says yeah May

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nothing about these guys that are talking about these things these aren't guys with histories of embellishing things there's I mean they have this whatever that is that radar what are they looking at is that infrared like what is that screen that they're looking for does it say what kind of image it is because it's like a weird look it's not like a photograph right it's like a weird computer image

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because it's it's detecting it right with some piece of equipment right isn't it like tracking it on radar something like that I know what you're saying cause I feel like I've heard that description of it too but this this article just says it's a video of two aerial encounters hmm But that video doesn't look very clear why isn't it clear my phone does a better job in that shit and I'm very good cameras on those cameras been have good kind of mean they don't have good ones but like and we're gonna catch movement at that high speed up there yeah all that stuff oh so require some exceptional gear I think it could have also been at night I don't know what time of day it was hmm so convenient so convenient that they never have a clear picture that drives me fucking crazy drives me fucking crazy because if it is real I am I my love I want it to be real honestly I really do but when I look at it like oh God damn so many people are so crazy and so many people are so full of shit you personally believe in so do I don't don't do that

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does other galaxies out there it has to be well it definitely of the galaxies other civilizations civilizations yeah some form somewhere I love the nine planets is got to be dude there was a something Brian know what I'm not gonna sit here and tell you what that called or whatever but there has to be something at this point you have to believe that the Universe too big it's just too big to Discount to say no doubt it like that's so crazy to say it's because we haven't seen it yet it's so big okay I've already caught and what he said that though tracking equipment radar and infrared cameras on his aircraft detected UFOs both times he was unable to capture them on his helmet camera okay so maybe couldn't look at it hmm get it and good Vision or whatever it may be yeah well that's a good exit reason why I would imagine as fast as those goddamn things are going I must be really hard to get a candy be able to constantly focus in and out and that's interesting he says that Lieutenant Ryan Grimes

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Graves Graves whatever Squadron of UFO followed his Navy strike group up and down the eastern coast of the US for months hmm that's I'm telling ya little fucking I read something about the Hudson River that all those people have live across the Hudson River with around the Weehawken Edgewater side or the west side of Manhattan those who were the people on their balconies see all that shit look at this shit we did have issues with them and we went to the Middle East Lieutenant grave said

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how imagine them following the war imagine if you were there were aliens and they came down to follow War so they see the war going on and I were a crazy Afghanistan come down and they're checking it out just a did go on a cynical side of this they're not necessarily saying they are an alien ship they're saying it's a UFO so it's something they're not sure of course I'm sort of awesome drone that's some Middle Eastern company hasn't can just follow shit or possible stir something sure that would be the more likely death explanation right terrestrial would be more likely that someone has advanced shit we know they have advanced shit I mean we know they have incredible drones you know I mean the stuff that they can do all right they got a drone

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that Green Berets the seals you put razor blades on and they slit your fucking throat when you drive it whoa that's how good the technology is of those drones Jesus Christ I wouldn't be shocked if they could do all kinds of things we can be standing there and they could take the Drone to just come down fucking with a razor blades on the some shit well you could totally see someone having a small drone like a small thing like the size of a cheeseburger that has poison in it and just slam it into somebody you can see I can see that

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this don't they but what you're seeing when you're seeing stuff that's flying around the sky most likely is made by a person because people make stuff and people know how to make stuff that flies around the sky but then when you get to shit they like defies physics like some of the things he's fighter pilots see that's when you gotta go wait a minute here you see these extraordinary Feats of traversing distances like they can get from one place to another place so fast it looks like they disappear this is something they all talk about they all talk about the insane speed at which these things can go they could just change angles they can just go and then take a tard right angle turn

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they can do stuff that nothing that we know how to make can do that's where it gets to be like whoa like nothing it's not like it's like oh that's like a fighter jet but like really fast you know I'm saying it's like an alien car so it's like a car but it's way faster look at you know it's an alien car but this is not like anything that we make these fucking things they fly this way they say flat like a like a plate hovering over the ground or but when they go to fly when they go to take off they flip up sideways and they have like the bottom of the spaceship is pointing towards where it wants to go and it does something to space and time make some sort of fucking magnetic gravity connection insert big spooky words whatever the know they don't know how the fuck it does it right push this thing can go like insane distances and insanely small amounts of time

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then when they all report the same kind of behavior of these things and so many of these reports are like that they're talking about this thing that goes insanely fast turns on its side who lives like a Tic Tac it looks like a saucer looks like they're trying to figure out what the fuck the shape is because it's moving so goddamn fast but doing stuff that nothing we know how to make can do I don't know if it's from another planet might be from here but it's exciting it's exciting shit I want it to be from another planet that's what I want like unbiased like what I honest what I would I would love it just be completely honest I would love it it was aliens

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but it was people have even more scared because we goddamn people can do that people can do that and no one knew like some because if you can imagine a person who can make a spaceship that defies all of the rules that we know about travel about air travel they can make something that defies all that shit and somehow another keep the whole development and production of it and a secret and then have this thing and take it off and no one knows how the fuck they did it that's almost more impressive than aliens because that's what these things are doing is so if these are is Pilots or accurately reading what's happening and they're telling the truth the thing that's remarkable their stories are very consistent there's a lot of very similar stories from different people that they're make a living flying super fast warships you know they see things they know what

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fuck they're looking at they see something they don't know they're like what in the fuck is that when they see something like that that freaks me out that's when it gets me because when it's some fucking kids ride his bike to school and he looks up and he sees the UFO okay maybe it did happen maybe it did happen maybe the kids being a hundred percent honest or maybe he was bored maybe he was bored and decided to make up a crazy store and stuck with it and then after a while telling it maybe he believed in himself that happens to people see things they don't know what they're seeing they decide that it's a different thing I've said this before but it's a true story when I was in Alberta there's wolves there and I thought I saw a wolf for like a whole second it was a squirrel fucking squirrel but I saw gray fur movement wolf squirrel like if you're dumb or if you're compromised or if you're a little drunk maybe a little tired you know maybe just saw something that looked really weird because

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you know whatever weather conditions that are affecting some part of the world you live in these things called ball lightning flies through the air you know it's it looks like a UFO you ever see that shit it's like a real natural phenomenon somebody might see something like that and then add a bunch of other shit to it and that's where you get a lot of these stories you get like natural phenomenon and then people adding a bunch of shit two things but then on top of that you have credible stories and you can't throw out any of them like you got to you it's when you look at all these things you can't decide just because there's a bunch of crackpots stories about UFOs that the ones by legitimate fighter pilots that those aren't real can't look at it that way it's crazy to look at it that way because it's more likely there's something out there than there isn't something out there this is it's way more likely when I was a kid that happened Hudson County Park I wrote it off I didn't even pay attention I remember riding my bike up there saying the FED tape and seeing people with those

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orange protective suit on yeah I was like these people fucking out of my mind then one night I got high five or six years ago and I saw it if somebody had posted on Facebook or YouTube and I read more and more into it and I discounted it until I read the accounts of the 28 people yeah and that building the liquor store there was a guy who had just got dropped off a bus in New York that there's buses drop you off there from New York the bus driver said there was a flash he couldn't you know there was just so many people with stories that you know they didn't see a fucking guy get out only three people saw people get out hmm everybody else discounted the lights and the noise and other bullshit that went with it I want to ship my fucking pants if I live in that building saw three little martians get out or it can just be fucking hold hold on who knows who gives a

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fuck yeah man he's wanted to tell you that that's where people can get freaked out and they can you know they can think all kinds of things that didn't really happen but you one night I was on acid I thought it was a fucking I thought the FBI was out there with dogs and the next day it was fucking a fire hydrant all right I dumped the ounce of coke down the toilet oh my God he goes I hallucinated because when you doing coke morning fucking 10 hours you start hallucinating I started hallucinating my shit was fucking dogs and it was a fire hydrant you know how stupid I felt the next day pretty stupid pretty fucking stupid I sat there and I went over and patted the hydrogen you fuck you fuck that's is a problem with any story liked all these fucking UFO stories it's people's memory

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memories not that good it's not that good it's too hard to figure out what it actually looked like after you saw it like you see something crazy like a year ago and then he tried to describe it it's too hard to describe like you barely remember it your your version of it is a rehashed version that you keep repeating to yourself you know if you saw something like save your hiking and you saw a wolf right if you saw that wolf when you try to describe that that moment you saw that wolf years later look what what are you actually seeing when you go into your memory

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how much do you see how accurate is it were always lying about how accurate our memory is it's not that good I'll give you if you did see a wolf which is an extraordinary moment right you're in the fucking Forest like the fucking wall That's 12 and you see a real wolf looking down on you a wild motherfucker in the woods of Canada just looking at you staring at you on a trail that's an extraordinary moment but if you try to recount that in your mind Ten Years Later what do you actually see how much do you actually see you see this blurry weird fucking Misty version and you got some words that fall into place that can describe it but how accurate is your fucking memory it's terrible how I could is your memory it's good with Statistics okay like I can tell you about fights I can I can tell you what year someone fought I can tell you how this guy one and how he beat this many guys with a triangle and I remember things but if I actually have to remember

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would it actually looked like in my head I can't really pull that up I barely can pull it up I see it I recognized it again you know it you show me Joe Schilling knocking out Melvin manhoef and Bellator Asylum Swatch that KO so many times the wild crazy slugfest and if I see it I'll I'm watching it happen in a video I remember it Yep this is how it goes here it goes boom he chaos him but I've had to just pull that out of my brain right now it's not good do you know I'm saying like if I had a like if I have to like close my eyes and pretend I saw Mike Tyson knockout Michael Spinks I kind of can see blue flashes I can kind of remember weird little parts of it you know I remember the final right hand boom just sends him flying through the ropes it was chaos it was just like he's the best ever but if I had to like play it back in my head it wouldn't be nearly as good as a video of it how is the memory in your life however memories

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real life do you remember being three you'll be five like I said I think Ali barely I was fucking suffering I suffering but I was like trying to think of my dad my dad died when I was three and I have 2 memories will I have 2 memories that I can look you in the eye I don't know what he was wearing or what shoes he was wearing my stomach driving from the Lincoln Tunnel from New York New Jersey and him put me on my lap no seatbelt and behold on the steering wheel wow and I still remember him and my mom having a discussion and him taking me with him that's it I don't remember nothing else well you know you try to go back on your memory and you start to write a little bit in your memory gets better

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even when your memory gets better the problem is with my memory I'm always wondering how much of this is accurate you know how much what I mean how much of it was I really paying attention during the moment and really being like do it like if you have a biased perspective of something that's happening and then you have a memory of it how much does your memory of the biased perspective how much does your memory in the biased perspective shape what you think happened you could actually kind of twist the past in your head if you're not careful and you start thinking about things that didn't really necessarily happen the way they like if you uh get fucked over at work you know I had to come and my fucking pension all this and then you look at it from that way wow this guy work for an evil company that fucked him over or you go to the employers and some of the other people who work with golden and Ona that guy was a fucking asshole he made life at work he'll nobody wanted him around he didn't get fucked over he was so negative nobody

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be with him in the office we had to get rid of them like you you have to look at it from their point to you don't know so the actual memory of it for that guy might be that he got fucked over by this evil company but the memory of the other people is a completely different experience the memory of the other people is this guy was annoying to work with and they're both you know

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it's about I mean who the fuck knows who's right but my memories good at some places and completely bad mothers like right now my memory of 30 years ago to spot on I could take conversations we had really what we did a year ago like I'll sit here and go what did I do last Fourth of July I have no fucking idea what I went home when I went home for three weeks I went to dinner with a friend of mine and then the way back I had him in tears tell him about the night as on got broke you know he looked me legit me in the face and he goes Joey I forgot I broke my arm it's amazing how the fuck do you remember that girl that was one of the best nights of my life I never laughed so hard my friend he drove his car at my friend you know people going to come and they drive at you yes he didn't stop in time any time my friend my friend went down who's hilarious is this he got up he went to take a swing at this guy and the

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put his arm up and when he hit he broke his own with the punch but the punch and he had to wear a cast and we torture them in my friend kept threatening the zoom and it was just a handy when I was telling this is face was red he had to take his napkin down he was banging the table he goes coax I just remembered the broken fucking arm you know he's my age because I forgot all of my fucking arm you know before you came in Jamie and I were talking about Achilles tendons and I started Remember the Time ripping and pulled a hamstring like having to go to the hospital I was 15 and having the fucking doctor do or something and it was bruised blood was running from my ass to the top of my leg it was fucking horrible I just ripped the hamstring we were talking about you know like just that you know and then this this theory that this times like you go back to Newark like you I don't know if there's a fire

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you going to Newark that fight no I'm not gonna I'm not working that one but let's pretend you weren't back to Newark and you went to see what your grandpa lived in you saw a corner store that was still there this is interesting and you go into that corner store and maybe you get a bag of wise potato chips maybe you get a bun that you went there and got they say by tasting that bun and it takes you back and opens up all those fucking memories why eating something from the area something something it's like sometimes a song will tell you something right fucking songs really yeah for sure that's why it's important sometimes when you watch a movie or TV shut have a soundtrack because we have a soundtrack you don't have a soundtrack of Our Lives I've had a couple of years ago I was on the podcast and we're talking about some Bon Jovi new II remember give me some chicken stabbing listen to my show me something like that you know try it like you'll see you even say I fucked Mary Lou Smith in the ass listening post Jesus you know yeah

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brings you back just brings you back but they say it's funny how your examples of Bring It Back yeah it was me and my best friends were by the lake no no banging some that's what you're married to Lily asked most guys most guys will hear a song they'll be by themselves they'll be by that will your wife and your kids you know you'll hear never say goodbye to Bon Jovi you think of the night that drunk midget chick sucking your dick find a church and you never told nobody it just comes back it comes back to haunt you for a minute you know like shit like that always call that was the song that sentence in prison to like whatever I don't fucking know like when I got locked up the big album was Appetite for Destruction

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the bigger the big one I got locked up the big albums for regular people Appetite for Destruction for the brothers it was Don't Be Cruel by Bobbi Brown that album he made someone when yeah I'm from new addition so every time I hear Don't Be Cruel the other one every time I had especially that fucking mr. brown stone every time I hear mr. brown stone I want to crash the car it's all the bike is the shoot heroin to that so you know I'm saying like it's just a brownstone that's all they would talk about so every time I hear those two albums I fucking think about being locked up and what's on their act ever since Guns N Roses went on tour that's all you hear on the radio now put the radio on for 5 minutes every day you're in November Rain Welcome to the Jungle because that's it that's it right every time I hear those jams I think about that stupidity that's fun

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Welcome to the Jungle was mine but there's a lot of people who will say to you like ah you know I make love are used to make love to my girlfriend listen to that album you know whatever but there's some people animals and say you know ya the truth I used to get my dick sucked listen when I was 14 yeah music more than anything it's like an imprint of the time of the of your life and you saw it like if you go back and think about like for me it was Stripes with Bill Murray I think I was I had to be a teenager what you do Stripes come out

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what year was that

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81 perfect so I was 14 years old that meant that was I was in ninth grade I was a freshman in high school so that when I think about that movie like that was the the Epic movie of our time when I was a kid was like that was I think about that time of the year or that that time of my life you think about who you were and I let you it brings you back to a weird place like it's it helps it enhances the memory fucking tremendous was a great movie mode when he was such a funny move it could bite the lime he has the fat dude why he joined the service and the guy goes I want to lose a couple pounds look at Ya Chuck and he was amazed amazing in this it's a fucking great movie Man

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it was just so good at the time you know it's just what you had a smile on your face through the whole movie like even the moments of the movie that weren't like hilarious when they're setting things up you just it was so well done you just smiled all you guys looking at this assed you got the guy from Beverly Hills Cop you got Zito from Miami Vice you got fucking Howell Ramos who was a blessing in my life he legitimize me when I did this movie the movie was terrible but he was phenomenal comedy-wise that's awesome I don't know what this brother wanted to do but you know this is fucking great calm but look at Bill Murray this is not now man this is the height of Bill Murray now you guys got to remember we were just talking about another great movie a couple minutes ago then these both come out the same year did they yeah 8180

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this is the shit we were going through this is why we talk about movies and music it's not that were old men fucking being nostalgic I'm telling you the truth they were making great movies at this time there was a few great movies yeah whew there was a few yeah I mean I mean quite a few I should say this Planes Trains and Automobiles from the that come out 83 82 84 you know you got it the comedy lessons we were getting those years 87 well like let's think of this like just cinematic look what year did The Godfather come out when 7373 so to Exorcist 73 the mechanic 73 it was just too much hmm just those three movies right there The Godfather the mechanic and The Exorcist down

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and if you look at who was up for an Academy Award and 73 you fucking die you'll die you go how to fucking they pick a winner there it's also Imagine the stark contrast between that and 53 like 1952 the movies were kind of corny you know even if they were good they were kind of corny you know if you go any earlier than that like if you never try to watch King Kong you ever watch I watched it with my kids and wife wasn't home and they were scared they're like I don't want to watch a scary movie I'm I go work at we're gonna will laugh at a silly scary movie and they're like really I go you got to trust me this movie was from so long ago that what they thought is scary you're going to think it's silly and they look at you serious because they go okay but if we get too scared to shut it off right I'll definitely shut it off they were like I think seven and five at the time it's fucking movie it's so fake looking the gorilla comes out they thought it was hilarious and then because we talked about it being funny then they were

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laughing hysterically and cracking all these jokes about what that thing like looked like that it looked like my youngest daughter said it looked like someone was moving poop around that it looked like just like it was made out of poop because it's all clay it looks so dumb but you know back then that was as good as it got well look at the the new Godzilla the new Godzilla is God awful people leaving with a fucking headache are they yeah look at the old Godzilla it's a comedy it is oh my God you see those poor little Japanese people look at this though and yeah look I'll make this looks

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what is this crazy and huge bad look at these guys like yeah buddy you're not in a plane

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it's like so fake looking you know like these guys flying around and look how bad the gorilla looks

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it's so crazy but at the time this was unbelievable this was amazing so if you go from this to like Apocalypse Now the jump in terms of like how impactful it is and how much they nailed it like this is it's a fun movie man don't get me wrong I have a King Kong poster on my wall my house I love the movie I love this movie I live a movie poster from the night consider much rather see the old Godzilla's Godzilla versus Malta got venison versus the smog monster Godzilla those are fun just to see what Japanese people are doing yeah they had the string on them

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they would stay wide shot so they would show the Chinese people running and then they would just have a single share God's into the air is he looking yeah the Japanese I'm Japanese look how dope he looks like even when it's lit up that is fucking fun man that's fun look he's going through a fucking electric Godzilla to give a fuck the shooting them fuck you

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yeah now they can't show you a behind shot of the Japanese shooting Godzilla because there's really no God they just shoot into a wall it's completely separate this is like a real clay model if you look at it he's really not 60 feet it's maybe fucking 8 inches or something no this is not a model these are men in suits this is the difference between King Kong & ocean yeah these are men in suits and is really complicated and these guys had to be really strong because it kind around this gigantic rubber suit and it's heavy it's fucking hot as fuck so the reason why it moves so fluid with the Japanese did that was brilliant was they had men and they put men in these monster suit look so fucking sad about his mouth yeah go in Google the men who wore the Godzilla suits actually pretty fucking cool it's not easy to do these guys had to walk around and have these fight scenes and shit in these big giant suits that was an animation that's a dude in there

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this isn't that crazy and that's that's what it really looked like in terms of height wise is like the size of a person see that guy go back a bit you see that guy getting out of it that right there that's what the dude looked like he was inside of it he wearing them when we started was like a clay model but I don't know King Kong's a clay model King Kong was claymation from Ray harryhausen that's how I got onto the subject with them I was telling them about they love that Monsters Inc show and Harry Hughes in is one of the characters or something about Harry Hughes in is in the movie I said huh I go do you guys know that is and they'll know I said that is the guy who course they didn't know who it is fuck my talk a lot but I said that's the guy who was one of the original Monster animators for for movies like King Kong he did all that claymation stuff and back then I mean that was the state-of-the-art you got to think 19 fucking 30-something I was like King Kong's what 33 yeah ready

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three Godzilla that was later that was post-world War Two yeah she got 54 54 postseason post-world War II was Godzilla Godzilla was after we we shouldn't say we somebody from the United States drop bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki when they use nuclear weapons the idea was that and all the nuclear tests that they had done in the water there was no real understanding of what the fuck was going to happen and so the science fiction version of that would be that all that radiation would create some super monster really yeah the man the Japanese are give it to him they were dealing with radiation poisoning and Death on unbelievable an unbelievable scale I mean hundreds of thousands people wiped out instantly from atomic bombs I mean and so the just a sheer force of the power of those things you couldn't even imagine that there could be anything that could do that it's one thing falls out of an airplane that can do that well what else can it do

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you know what happens if it gets in the water what does it how does this shit going to affect fish how's it going to affect you know who know so the science-fiction version was always awesome who'd like a Godzilla would come

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that's what the new ones about to write the new one is same kind of thing like a dinosaur got zapped and now that I've believed the new one was all the other dinosaurs came back and they had to reawaken Godzilla 2 because he is the only thing that can fight them oh God oh God the superhero monster movie he's a superhero superhero never come back he's a good guy in this one oh no he's not a good guy at the end of the last time everyone complain because there's like this weird winky scene where like Godzilla on the main guy like looked at each other in the eye or like same team bro you know the real Godzilla's man the real Godzilla cersei's are not sir see that what the fuck's are named the dragon Mother of Dragons Dragon in the Game of Thrones that fucked up that City at the end like that's that's what I like a real that's a real horrific idea of a fire-breathing lizard but Godzilla was always adorable

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didn't really go after people even the Earl even the early Superman's the first like six episodes you can see the string really check it out that's Larry black and white this is spending while it may be the pilot in the first three episodes they figured out how he could do it you could see his train

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it's a weird the Godzilla stories a weird story right because it's not like Godzilla goes on a killing spree just goes through Tokyo and just starts lightning every building on fire he doesn't do that he's like almost like he is almost like a good guy lizard

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and then the new movie it's more accentuated then so he has to help help us and won't that was the fucking bird Martha was a moth more term was a moth yeah what was the Smog Monster Caravan is also down the road - Brody I was the ultimate analysis yes look like I'm trying to remember like wings and shit right didn't Rodin have wings

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you gotta get looks like this is crazy this shit oh that's right low frodan can fly look at that one with a blue the blue sky below him 300 is a three-headed one yeah but this is new monsters well these are the new ones who knew what the fuck out of here with this new shit give me the blue sky right there with that yeah right there that's kind of TV show Ash was a smog monster had laser beams coming out of this fuckin eyes like Medusa yes he did it he did one of them by fucking laser beams did he really oh my God the three-headed things that was that called again sorry I forgot about that 3-headed thinking Ghidorah say that oh Geeta remote Rodin was geetha Radha right yeah just pull up a video of Godzilla

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is Ghidorah

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it was so silly but man when we were little kids in the ship was on a Saturday night Saturday morning yeah lose your mind I used to love this show is the best when you found out Godzilla was gonna be on TV or so pumped from the actual new movie oh there's a new movie with Kita rounds out this movie is out right now it is Godzilla king of the monsters and breeders in this all three of these are let me see these bitches whoa special effects today is I'm not holy shit is amazing oh my God

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do the special effects they can do today are insane so we're looking at it says King ghi dor aah King Ghidorah oh my god dude the fucking special effects are insane

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there's Mothra wow

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is this supposed to be a good movie though the things with these movies is and I really hate to say this how come they can't do both how come they can't have an amazing amazing special 40 percent on Rotten Tomatoes how can they can have amazing special effects and a fucking killer story no I can't they do that that's one of the last of the great 1009 of ten years ago yeah which one was that Avatar Avatar was a great story with great special effects like it was the end of it people are Goods Pocahontas in space get over it okay yeah it is it's a classic story like James Campbell who's talks about this classic structure of these Heroes Journeys there's a lot of that in there it's very similar to a lot of the stores it's still great don't let that get in the way of the fact that it's great that move is fucking awesome that movie was awesome just a special effects in the way it all went together and yeah the fucking the bed

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military guy was cartoonish yeah of course it was so what why let that get in the way with your fun think of it as like when a movie like that I think of it as like it's like a lot of the hyper-violent Tarantino movies like you know what you're signing up for you know you know what it is it's just not supposed to be some detailed analysis of the human psyche you know where it's a guy takes a strange slow transformation over the course of two hours now it's a fucking bad guy this is the bad guy here's a good guy good guy can't use his legs when it be awesome if you could be one of those blue things pal I know the so fucking fat fucking movies great I never saw it I never wanted to see it just like that they put too much money into it to my blanket make a movie if I give you six hundred million dollars it's not yeah any idiot can make a movie if I give you six hundred mil so it's James Cameron James Cameron is a mans I love James Smith

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amazing move made some great movies I think that's what I was like building an ego it was like fucking building a team to put a movie together which I understand but 600 million you know perhaps denominated but I love them they shun them they shunned them who shun them at the Oscars he walked in he thought he was bad to the bone he was sitting there with his new girlfriend and his ex-wife directed Hurt Locker whoa so they're both up for the same thing oh he's sitting there looking at Spielberg like winking at him and Winkle all the other white people it was happening and all sudden they go to announce

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the winner of the best movie and they showed up with Barbra Streisand oh unless you pay her feet on her number is just a walk out of the house and number big big big I belong magic should wash rice and when she does the theaters like I think it's a more expensive than the fucking Lake a ticket when she did the Staple Center cheapest ticket three bills by the refrigerator thousand to just sit on the floor Barbra Streisand don't fuck around so what they call her it's because she's white and somebody's asshole even James Cameron know what he saw I put his head that look at the tape he knew what he was does and she came out and gave it to her he lost that to his wife Hurt Locker though was that was a lie God culturally significant movie at the time of a war that was super well done there was no bullshit in that movie like that is a that is a good fucking movie Hurt Locker is one of those moves at the end of it you go cheese

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speak about Hurt Locker you see what happened to Jersey yesterday what happened ice went to New Jersey to go into some Jewish place and Jews got together and held hands and 36 and got arrested I've always said those Jersey Jews don't fuck around though he's gonna choose all of them Jersey New York Brooklyn they held hands and what up against ice good for that Lou young kids they don't fuck around those jurors I was telling a lie last night a lady you know they someone like braces in Jersey they do across the country

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this is a lot of Jews in Jersey I just wear it neck braces did you know that why because then they're on the lawsuit oh like what I do so they just get her dolls every time I go to the Meadowlands that be a guy's neck braces are at The Meadowlands and my asked around what's going on you you don't know what that is there on the they have somebody on the paper like they have a court case going oh that's so fun so they got away fucking neck braces they call them Jewish gold chains he didn't know that duck a Jewish gold chain so real when you go get fucking neck brace the on the back Waterman Jersey like a fucking Jewish folks are interesting in that it's a religion and a race it's a religion it had a both right kind of because a lot like Jewish are he's Jewish but our is not religious anymore at all no he went over the whole fucking but he's Jewish he's Jewish yeah it's a different animal there's a lot of Jewish atheist you like how how the fuck

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can you do that how does that work they just do it they identify with that tribe they'll it's part of a tribe it's like a tribe right look a tribe and a religion in a race it's like three things dog when I was a kid I knew a jersey Jew in an attorney's name was Collins he's no fuckin even smile wow people going them because they call them guaranteed 30 like it would get you 30,000 for anything when people cut that thumb and just go down there get hurt each 30 30 G's then you take an advance from you get hurt and you take an advance from coast let me get 10 G's when we were been broken last time when we're going to Peter Luger's and so we drove through these Hasidic neighborhoods and these were the ones like re there's Orthodox Jews like it is a big community of Orthodox Jews but it in in New York and Brooklyn particular and re was explaining how they don't leave this community this is where they they stay these are all their people they don't give a fuck about what's happening in the outside world

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Mike wow they just you just see this interesting subculture that lets one of the more cool things about New York does he get to be in that kind of that sort of like a genuine even though they're isolated they have their own neighborhood it's a genuine Melting Pot in that regard like you can go to a Chinatown like a real Chinatown you go to Chinatown New York City that's a different Animal Man I mean you might as well be in some part of Asia amazing this restaurant it's what's the name of it well hop where's that it's in Mott Street and it's open 24 hours yeah you got a big ass real 24-hour Jackson New York just put the fucking menu up from whoa hop when I was near a shooting that movie the one that I was starving I got stoned and at 1:30 I go I can't do it I called woke up and went time you opened the window will open I hung up the phone I went on who but it was a ten dollar cab ride and I gonna go to war but I chickened out your room on attack goes to wall happened to in the morning you're gonna

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attack mall that's sodium will fucking kill me doing them Lobby up the fucking I'll be up for two days we often went to Chinatown after playing pool because it was like the best thing that was you know back in my early stand up days when I didn't have obligations we stay at playing pool till 2:00 3:00 in the morning and go and have a real meal like a really good meal I think I'd have a heart attack that yeah it's a meal at night without harro's and egg rolls and steak on a stick and fucking yeah and I just a pork fried rice a long set you off was there even Diet Coke back then when did Diet Coke at invented know there's always we always have what yeah yeah we always had friends with my mother and my mother had tab people got super sad one tablet away

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remember like people be all bummed out I broke I Love tab the tab was a girls drink Chad those are girls drink yeah tab Fresca Fresca was more of a girls drink but tab was a girls drink because it has paint can wasn't didn't tab of like a pink yes yes 1982 that's when tab went away no Diet Coke oh wow I thought it was older than that hmm me too yeah I still remember in 85 when they changed the recipe that was 85 and motherfuckers went nuts they went crazy yeah they really doing crazy New Coke like what you're on coke why would you fuck with the taste of the best soda of all time Coca-Cola is the best tasting soda of all time this other stuff is really good like root beer is really good it's interesting but there's a reason why that shit sold a billion fucking trillion gallons over the past said tap had saccharine in it and let the bladder cancer and rational found that out and then its popularity declined exactly one Diet Coke came out 1982

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they got set up put on your pink your yeah your pink tin foil let me see a picture of it what a tab can look like was it pink trying to remember see you again memories okay like I was talking about I know that registers with me okay I know that that makes sense yeah that's what tab look like that makes sense but that looks like it was going to call a company yeah yeah I think Coca-Cola discontinued tab put more fucking cancer in it sold in his diet coke what I was going to say is I can't I could never draw that I'll give you asked me to draw what a tab can looks like okay look I wouldn't be able to do it was in that room with that red but that wasn't Coca-Cola but that's what I'm talking about with memory you know memories is a weird thing it's very weird because my memory with numbers is pretty good I remember a lot of important dates and times and things and

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his dicks I can remember a lot of statistics and I remember a lot of fights like a pretty pretty much tell you what the outcome was but how much do I remember of seeing it how much can I pull up and watch again how accurate is that I don't know like I was more of a sporting guy when I was growing up and yesterday I was on a plane and they had DirecTV on there there was showing the best time I was looking at the iPad anyway I was watching something on the iPad but that scream was on it was shown the best 10 football plays and they showed Joe Montana thought the Dwight Clark in 81 and run away my memories like wait a second I want 800 on that came because I had the over I had San Francisco get an appointment a fucking Dallas went into San Francisco give it a point in those days she's on the mic lat Jake what snowy Joey was throwing heat that's what snowy Joey was up this throwing touchdowns up there Joe Montana

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I have all my high school who followed Jesus Christ oh no that was a cat some giant made with one hand I don't know what the fuck did I do oh my God they showed the best 10 catches I was sitting and I was just looking at him but the I saw this one catch I don't know what the guy thinks is the kid they traded he just reaches up and the defendant he fucking pulls it in oh my I don't know if it's Odell Beckham I thought it was all go back like that it's like a specialty is doing this catch this did you see Francis and Gonna Knock Out Junior dos Santos yeah they think it was a real knockout he just brushed them look up he hit him and he went down and held his head Let them fight it out and listen I thought if I was over yeah listen to me the fight was over the head of yeah it doesn't matter the scary thing is he just clipped them clipped him he clipped him rocked him put him down pound it on his head and Junior just couldn't even move he just laid there and take it and they stopped a quick that was a hundred percent legitimate hundred percent legitimate I saw it she tween you and I that this would go

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little long I thought that he was a seasoned veteran I thought that he would go at least taken into the third round and try to you know nullify his power by the third round you can't keep throwing those fucking Haymakers I thought he was going to rest a little bit was not what I anticipated was not the game plan I thought I got off stage and it was starting as I gotta is that walked into the Green Room fucking they were gone and I was so fucking happy I'm like let me watch this I going I think Junior has a shot here as I thought that he was already in the floor holding his fucking Lloyd jr. had a good start where he was kicking the leg especially the lower part of the leg you could really fight someone up a guy right here yeah he knocked my balance and that can really fuck you up manic really mess up your movement and if that was the case if we was able to mess up his move and get him to miss a little bit you know make get him so that he was having a hard time moving correctly and keep chewing on that leg then maybe there would be openings for him too

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jump in with some punches the problem is when they're both on the outside Francis is bigger and the consequences are way more grave and Francis Clips you it's nighty night I don't care who you are he's so confident in it too he moves forward and he's going to throw everything full speed the first round with him is extremely dangerous because he's just trying to take you the fuck out it takes the guy like steep a steep a miocic saw what he was doing and what he did was just ride with it just moved away from it kept his hands up when Francis was coming after me use good defense and he kept moving and kept pitch picking away at him picking away I don't pick it away I'm taking his shots when they were there and then started wearing Francis down taking him down beating them up and then just dominated them clear-cut unanimous decision for five rounds it takes a guy like that a guy like Steve a that has the mental fortitude to stick to a game plan not panic in the firefight

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that's what happens with and Ghana you like Jesus Christ I'm going to see lights any second now I'm going to see a big Flash and I'm going to be out cold any second now it's coming and you see the reaction they have to him it's they fight different they fight different with him than they do with anybody else because the consequences are so grave you watch the way he knocked out Alistair Overeem the consequences are so grave so everyone's scared no matter it's normal everyone's scared to fight you know there's at least there's going to be some anxiety or fear or you're going to your heart rates going to get jacked your adrenaline's going to be pumping but it's even more so if the consequences are more grave right look if you're gonna fucking take a skateboard down a small hill you're not freaking out right but if you take it a skateboard down like four-mile Canyon was that for my own Boulder was that one of those crazy roads the goes Sunshine Canyon right if you take a skateboard down that going 50 miles an hour you're gonna shit your fucking pants you going to try to land this thing right try to figure out how not to die here

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the consequences are so much Graver you're going to be more jacked and that's what happens to these guys in a fight Francis the consequences are so grave they make mistakes and then with jr. he reached for a an overhand right he just really really extended himself you can't do that with Francis he just go that the scary thing is true with Crow caws is everybody has a game plan and they get punched in the face That's Mike Tyson Mike Tyson yeah I think it was it's some guy or that you know you once you get that first point to fight I only saw two fights the funniest one was the first one against the kid from Dallas props to him he went up against like a lieutenant the KKK the guy Drew blue on his face at the weigh-in and they almost got into a little scuffle in the way in and he had no fucking love and his face he didn't smile one time he was definitely a member of the KKK and this little black dude from Dallas came in and he did a spinning back kick and that dude it was all over you know he talking first flight on the con the main card which find

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from these nothing in this dispensary is yeah I didn't see that fight first fight on the car he's eight know now how to Dallas from really good he still has to he's going to grow a little bit he's gonna get knocked out once before he really makes that big jump but once he gets it the guy kept doing spending back kicks on the second one he was writing his back this guy just hates black people who the guy on the right now that's Paul Craig yeah that know Paul Craig is great no he's probably great it's a fucking joke I'm role but did you think that's a real person he went in with a tough face you know like fucking the guy from he went in there like fucking wobble real Brave heart he's a tough guy call Craig he's a good guy to you see the fucking fight I'll see you know he watches great just think I waited for the second one and when the foot land and he was right behind them not be no more time click roof guy turned around he hit him with a fucking drop and right hand you could see his feet just like you know when you come yeah are you

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just playing same thing it looks like he came he just went Jamie's got it

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oh geez yeah it was fun why that's the first one so you should run away he timed it but that liable a pinga ba ba that's it little man the last the last one yeah it while the guy with her man look at free was selling boom boom they go to the phone Bombay go he's probably right now reading fucking Malcolm X's by Jesus oh shit yeah that was ferocious why people want I did wonder why people want to spin that much you know those like that I hate all that shit spending punches why you giving you back to a killer I never understood it well that's not what I'm saying I'm saying if you're not that good at it he doesn't have like a really fast we've imagined Barboza okay as in Barboza will kicks people and puts them on Pluto he's spinning back kick you to the body I mean he's a his kicks his spinning kicks are fucking insane but these guys are not that good like what I'm saying is like Paul Craig that's not it

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specialty is more of a Grappler but mean he can strike obviously is a good Striker but I wouldn't think that he would want to throw a spin kicks this he's not like a Taekwondo guy I don't if you don't do Taekwondo for ten years why you started kicking in the UFC against an athletic yeah guy you know all those times I hate when they even that reverse punch when the guy keeps doing and doing them like you know what Yocum bust him in the fucking head see when you talking about like Edison Barboza the like no spinning kick me landed on Dan hangman gets kept fucking kicking his body the spinning back kick just fucking insane gotta commit to that spinning back extending my commitment who a Max Holloway spinning a little fucking cock like you and then they got the guitar player did it yeah what's his name John Mayer yeah he did it to did so did Max Holloway invented it I don't know how I just saw it on is he the first restaurants uh yeah like that's amazing everybody's trying to do it now yeah that's amazing Max hallways the he's such a fucking cool guy I love that guy

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when place is just he's a champion like who the fuck comes is better than him yeah the way he lost to Dustin Poirier is your excuses all love all happiness he's amazing with Jason Statham what's he doing what's going on to no let me see he's a real karate guy Jason Statham has real striking skills like what looked like he could tell even the way he's standing here like the way he's moving no no he's going to spend

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but you see even the waste doing it like this guy's got real skill look at that

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he he achieved a very high level of skill in karate I don't know exactly what it was but from people that I know that I've done martial arts with him and trained with him he said that guy's a bad motherfucker like a legit badass really knows martial arts

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I believe it right you see him like I believe it seemed in like snatch one of those movies like yeah fuck people up they did a mechanic to that's why I'm leaving yeah I know I know bothers you but Hayes again I want to smash your fucking face and it takes big it's hard measuring you really should just say to them hey let's not do that let's just write a movie that's similar and in omage to it I know they even do a little March that's what really pissed me I was no respect at any level for Charles Bronson not even a fucking announce that even a mouse why why do you say that would mean if if you watch the mechanic and study the mechanic it just wasn't Ash white guy shooting people he was very calculated there was no very calculated right we think was made to look like it was an accident a very much accent one of the best beginning Senate the only movie that starts better than mechanic is scarf and like that no it's something that has a better opening I forget there's no

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and dialogue for 11 minutes from yeah it's him setting up a guy to make it look like the fucking heater blew up like those type of guys I got a friend that he used to say is but the best way to kill some of these breaking the house take the fucking pipe the gas thing out of the stove pointed down and Light a Candle on the refrigerator and then leave whoa give it 15 20 minutes and it's night night Irene what is this Jamie this is the beginning of the whole movie actually it's on this is the beginning of the mechanic this is the beginning of the original the original yeah okay when you know Jan Michael Vincent's father in the movie Charles Bronson kills he gets a contract to kill him that's how Jan-Michael drips to him when he killed him it'll look like he had a heart attack he wanted his medical file and he saw he had a weak heart and he went to meet him and then he shot at the road and he goes run run so was the guy was running he had on

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time hmm Jason's trade them and whoever the fuck made the movie make it look like he was just shoot him up Charlie hmm you say to me joy what do you take so much offense because it's you know it's the fucking mechanic yeah it was that good of a goddamn movie you know that we did Deathwish no no no you know you can't redo Death Wish one of the most disturbing movies you'll ever see Bruce Willis yeah he should be shot not only shot again okay I mean he did fuck up listen you know what death which has and nobody remembers what and I saw when I was 10 this is why I don't play that shit as one of the most disturbing rape scenes you'll ever see and Jeff Goldblum said it

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remember they knocked his daughter I raped her spray paint in her ass I left that movie being eleven like fearing for my mom now yeah like I left dead and I became Tyler with my mom at the bar I tried to get a stick of the knife like that could happen to women like that happens to women like guys just rip their pants off I didn't know I didn't know what that shit was till I watch them whatever the fuck it is Death Wish it's a different world for women yeah I couldn't believe it when I watched that didn't even talk about how disturbing that scene is that's something that most men never have to think about unless you're in jail most men most men don't have to think about any ghosts are women everything that will happen right he goes to Arizona they some tires on it to build the building maybe comes from the redneck and the red is like man can't happen to you it was I put a little something in your bag he to take back up to those big city folks with Charles Bronson got back to his house was a

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white cannon from Texas for Kersey he was an architect he gave him a fucking Cannon so Charles Bronson let me go and have some fun and see what happens first night first night some guys I gay old time we give me 20 bucks you can see the panic in his face was an old man yeah stole it he stole he didn't take it out and say fuck you know he was panicked when he shot the guy in the subway scene you can see he's scared even when I fucking look at him look at him all this is great that's right right here look he's just an old man dog 53 years old fucking kill it in America giving men like you and me hope it was given all the men hope this fucking guy yeah I think he was at least 50 years old when he was like wow

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look how skinny is buyer but Albania where are you Bob look at him he's just scared pursued on shooting these guns yeah this is a cute brilliant film they'll never do that again because they won't take these little fucking details he was petrified

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that's a great teen

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in the hard times I think he was 50 years old by then remember when he played that boxer mechanic he was 51 I think hard time yeah bro he was I think he was 51 and our there's no trt back then son that dude was doing that was shot Chef steak and eggs he was going to Formosa I forgot what the Formosa that foremost the cafe that little bar down there that's where he would go like to eat at some shit I already lived down there I don't know what the deal where does he live what when he came down like that's we took the name Bronson from was that street I'm in Hollywood really well that's what was his real name he's a Pollock

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medinsky something just that they told him what you can't ski yeah but since yeah you can't but have that name so he probably looked around Hollywood perfect I said Bronson you fucking believe that when you hear that she like wait whoa boys I can see you walking down the street and this I said when you had Jamie Foxx on it yeah he made it - Jamie Foxx because people would think he was a hot chick exact that is the most deadly thing I've ever heard in my life Jamie Foxx was a bad mother brilliant man really man really that's fact that he figured that out yeah and I'd like of course check because the pick your name on the line up they see that Jamie Foxx you get a chance to get up there so smart you're you're right you know like if a guy sees that fox whatever Jamie with an especially with an i yeah he spells it J I am I does he yeah Leslie Jasmine's voice basically regular Jamie that makes you think it's a broad right off the fucking bat if his Jamie ja why am IA

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it's girl yeah usually the eye before the m is a girl spelling there's a lot of those weird words like Sean but there's a lot of hot Sean's that are girls right what else what other ones it's a guaranteed they used to be like Stacey like these two name dude Stacy like Stacy Keach they said you know there's a lot of dudes like in their 60s these and name guys Stacy there's something there's a name that a friend of mine had those again I can't remember it now was there one of the weird guys in Airplane Leslie Leslie Leslie these two name guys Leslie how we're that's a weird one what was his name Leslie the hilarious dude Leslie Nielsen hilarious the guy was hilarious wasn't he in Creepshow to was he one of the people in Creepshow that got killed I feel like he was one of those people who got buried on the beach or some shit like that yeah yeah husband yeah he did something to some some rich guy

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our team up to his head I forget those fucking scary horror movies like Creepshow fun hair horror movies they don't make enough of those anymore either those are my favorite move Alyssa got out of making trouble scream wasn't bad right it wasn't bad at all and what year was that 87 97 sorry 96th yeah yeah those are these six miles east of fun as movie I think the Latin that's the last one I watched but the last movie to scare the living fuck out of me was the first Nightmare on Elm Street yet the tongue coming out of the fall but before that you know the people I know you don't watch Walking Dead you know why again I'm loyal to fucking when I was a kid those Dawn of the Dead movies what was the guy that wrote those George Romero George Romero I'm loyal to him I love these with him I took a sin and went to George Romero am that one Dawn of the Dead when the helicopter chops of black guy's head off when he doesn't even know the helicopter lands and he's a zombie yeah

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and I think it chopped his head off I'd member tripping on acid I almost had a fucking heart attack Walking Dead was awesome for the first few episodes they just lost they just teach can't keep something like that up forever it just becomes too too hard to keep story going it's just a good story got too weird but the best horror movie zombie horror movie of all time is 28 Days Later that's the best one that's that British movie so it we didn't get into like way after it came out in this in the theater over there most people have seen it the scene of the Seated on cable or dvd right dude what's was 28 Days Later even in the theaters out here was it the depth the depth the one after that was a big deal but it was a British movie right goddamn that movie is good

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I remember I bought a version of it on VHS on the member European VHS was a different format it was like a did you have a different player or you had to have a player that was a universal player that can play both I have one of those just so I could get some cool documentaries and shit that you get from Europe just as a reminder I want to give props to American Airlines for returning my luggage oh after the whole weekend and they missed that fucking half ounce of weed in my boxing glove so you're the delivery driver you are dumb fuck that would get tired they lost my Muay Thai bag they did I was going to Columbus to go to short when we die and I brought me here you know my little fucking shin pads and my gloves this man traps even doing that a lot lately huh more time it's great right I go twice a week well I've had 56 that the targets that they can I take the class with everybody else I do anything else I died I go to one boxing because Tuesday and Wednesday Tuesday and Thursday is boxing now when you do the class

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they have spar

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I'm 56i light no head gear that's right she just happened each other yeah working on a combination like that sadly Sundays I go in there's an open Matt if I'm home I go and visit a chick that's like a nice cop and I stopped oh no you know she's a tough chick yeah yeah she trained for Brett and whole thing so I go down and just let up beat me up to death let me ask you this as someone who is born in another country how do you think that they should handle the immigrations that are here this is the big question a lot of people know people that are I mean probably a lot of people listening know someone who they love that's illegal whether they're illegal from Canada or their legal from Europe or their legal for Mexico where the fuck there's a lot of people to get over here and stay over here that aren't supposed to be

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some of them turn out turn out to be amazing people

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so how do you decide how do you decide who gets to say and to someone coming over here trying to make their life better a better thing but just doing it illegally does that automatically discount them from staying here that seems crazy what if they're great because a lot of people come over here because they were super unfortunate and where they were born they grew up in a shitty place and they wanted to make it better but they didn't know how to do it so they came over to America by hook or by crook they figured out how to get here the got here now they're kicking ask why why would you want to get rid of them as long as they're not criminals long I hurt anybody why would you wanna get rid of them for starters let's do this that's what's going on right now just points to finger read a certain realm of your point in the failures South of the Border yeah it's Canadians lot of Canadian which and I'm not saying nothing bad about anybody this is the United States of America right convey the fucking have a dream yeah and whatever happens bro sometimes a dream goes kaput you know when I went to New York

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I spent three weeks in New York and Hubert and I did a little thing in my mind you know I took 20 Ubers in fact I became Uber Platinum because I was doing you know all these rides

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not one light person picked me up not one time wow and guess what I asked questions I asked everybody questions in the most inspiring person I met was one that I worked though I rapped at 6:30 in the morning there was no way I was getting the van to go home but I just called hooba I was Ridgewood Brooklyn and this Indian girl picked me up very cute you know six in the fucking morning it's still kind of dark out you know 5:30 whatever was and this little girl that weighed 90 pounds pick me up got in the car hello we have charger in the back of you want to charge your car on this little caramels in the front hmm you know and I said where are you from and she told me India and I go how long have you been here a year and a half spoke perfect English wow I go why do you why did you become a little bit dry but she doesn't became overdrive because I was a waitress and an Indian restaurant and the guy abused me

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he would only pay me eight bucks an hour and take half my tips so me and my cousin's got together we put away money and we rent the car we leased the car

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my she drives the daytime and I drive that night wow and I drag on why do you aren't you scared to go out at night she's like no she's like I love it because there's no traffic at night hmm I go what do you walk with I just asked her right creepy questions not set you know I just got my rights man yeah and it was I went well I gave her an extra tip let me ask you this can you be illegal and do that they check your citizenship I don't know what the status was with her I didn't ask her I didn't know don't mean been any but what do you think do you think that you could do that do you think I'll give you came from another country you came from Guatemala illegally your came over here though and became an Uber driver could you do that

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me no can anybody do that or do they check your citizenship what do you think Jamie

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there's yes they can do that so someone definitely can come over here and start working for Uber or another or similar I'm not company doing that necessarily like through the proper ways that you can get if you have a legal friend you can use their license to be there like the Uber thing that they don't know who's behind the car so kids all the time and I'm ordering food you definitely have to have a valid driver's license right so can you get a valid driver's license if you're illegal oh that's the part I like I'm saying so like know but can't that doesn't stop someone from getting behind a car if you don't have a license has any day it's wonder where I'm going what is this someone and get in trouble right now is are we on the shit list because we agreed and somebody else to give illegals licenses yeah there was that's why I was asking this is there was a thought that popped a memory that popped in my head about some story like that but they were going to give illegal aliens the right to drive I'm sort of saying like it does happen but not above the board basically because yeah but he sure could you see if they're trying to give illegal aliens driver's licenses because I

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her story like this too as well

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people are super upset about it

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it's a weird thing magic 13 states that allow it there you go baby where do you have to move what are those States and DC California is the first one as of 2013 Colorado Connecticut Delaware everywhere they're sweet Hawaii Illinois Maryland Nevada New Mexico your interest everywhere there's we Hawaii doesn't necessarily have we Vermont I think Hawaii this is medical is very close to that business standpoint they work for cheaper and work harder than we know I mean there's so many benefits to has a business owner in different meaning when was the last time you saw a white labor you see him you go in the kitchen and at any restaurant it's all you know I mean so now you now you you're questioning what rights you have is an American you come here you get a job you're working hard you stay out of trouble

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yeah yeah yeah mind your business you know I mean I grew up you and I grew up in the east coast where you go to a Chinese restaurant and you'd see them for those the husband and wife working and the kids would be doing homework at the back table and if you came in the daytime it was a different couple which is telling me that two couples got together they buy a home and they open a business together they work together that's what those immigrant groups do hmm and then from there they bring a cousin and they open the open and next thing you know they got three houses on the Block and now he just had a fucking immigrant family move into your neighborhood not necessarily good or bad you know I'm saying that the nice we all had them in our neighborhoods sure I remember 70 years ago this is your grandpa yeah so you have to think about your grandparents how would you want them treat it I'm sure your grandfather got a job laying brick way before he got his immigration papers I don't know how I don't know how they did it right I think they got it pretty well you get throughout

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Island they push e push through I mean that the legal situation it was a different world back then you could emigrate pretty easily like my grandparents did weren't rocket scientist when they came over here know you know they were kids there their parents weren't Geniuses you know what's going on the farmers you know what's going on in South America right now Nicaragua Honduras all those places pure hell

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pure hell you know I can't be mad at you from wanting to get the fuck out of that but this other places on Earth right now will this PO fucking hell going on yeah there's places running come over to Let's Point everybody out let's lock all the fucking borders don't make it seem like it's just Mexico that's the fucking problem you know we're getting bombarded from everywhere we'll get new people in here every day from everywhere I ain't mad at it they come here to make better lives but don't just keep going the fucking water that you know who else is coming through that Mexican border that nobody's talked about Jamie when you get a minute if you love to check and just to verify me you know how many Cubans are getting sent back to Cuba on a daily basis from Mexico really getting back together shot but Cubans that when they come to a are why they're not coming through the closed all that type of shit what so right now you can't come through my am easier to come go from Cuba to Mexico and just

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in the walk

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wow and walk up the once Jordans are in America we give him Asylum right right the tag but that still going on I think robe AMA removed it did he really yes Trump made it so you can't go over there you go Africans Cubans pack Mexican shelters hoping for a shot at sound people are going through Mexico that's crazy I think the number of couple weeks ago I think 900 Cubans are getting sent back weekly to get shot did you think then when I more people more people are make it towards the Border since Trump was like Build That Wall Build That Wall do you think more people are headed towards the border now because it's just like it's a popular thing to do it's a part of our culturally a part of the conversation is the border wall right like do you want a border wall or do not want to go Build That Wall make it a fucking million feet high bring it right to that top of the Earth or are you one of those people that thinks anybody should be able to come over here and have a better life you know in this those two ideas of fucking clashing left and right it's some people think the

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we should be able to try to do better try to better themselves they should have the opportunity and then some people think fuck them you're born somewhere else you don't ever get a chance to come over here going through proper channels which is almost impossible do something that's very valuable to us over here see that's the thing like if you're a person who has some extraordinary skill you know you could probably get American citizenship easier you know unusual you contributing to the physics department at Harvard or something like that and you're you know you were born in Germany or wherever you probably could get citizenship a little bit quicker and you have just a guy who like lives in Guatemalan wants to come to America because he thinks he can advance his life you think you can get better whereas where he lives there's no you can't go anywhere this is you're stuck the the poverty is Extreme the crimes extreme and he wants none of that he wants to do better so he makes it over here like listen when you talk about immigration going to get good and bad from every sure you know Castro and 79 opened up this prison

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in the Mario and you got a hundred thousand Cubans and a hundred thousand fucking spoiled rotten Savages from Cuban prisons where they were no clothes in this have to shit in the hole in the middle of the floor the Savages they're animals they got no problem taking your life from piece of toilet paper but the same ones true from other countries yeah we get the good and the bad from other country you know let's not beat around the bush before Russians come here they got a course to go to a school and take a 12 week course I had to come here and get money right off the bat how to go to Social Security check that out Jamie that's a very weird one they get taught how to come here and scam the system

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whether you want to call scan them not put nobody down I have a tons of Russian friends I love my I'm not saying I'm bad but I've heard that's a fact I've heard them from them I have a friend who's married and she told me one day that before they come here they take a course to prep them on how to get money as soon as they went three days after they get them they'll and thinking caching and Dola paperwork what to say they culture that Solaris is like a service that they offer yeah some so you have to clap sign up for if you want to stay on the system works but what if you want scams his sons don't tell you how to do it that's how many Armenians come over come over get citizenship guess what they do they get through security and they move back to Army and they get the check sent back to Armenia

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they have a system on how to do that they got a thousand loopholes now brother and if you learn those loopholes you could came to fucking sister there's nothing wrong with having a group of people that all agree on certain rules right which is of the United States should be but the problem with having a group of people as you don't get to pick like who's in that group so you just deciding instead of being admitted by your Merit or how good a neighbor you are or how nice of a person you are they just whether or not you're a born on the dirt like we born on this dirt of that dirt because you're born on that dirt you can't stay but if you born in this dirt even if you're a shit human being you get to hang out you get to ruin other people's lives while you're here as long as you don't do enough that we need to put you in a cage and then if we do we keep you for a couple years let you out you do more I mean this is we have no problem with that I don't know what

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what the percentages what the fuck was I going to tell you I don't know I was with him says you're good people versus bad people come in to cross the border the thing is every time there's a bad when it comes across borders highlighted as an example of why we got to keep the Border closed and they have a point they all have a point absolutely when you see someone who is talking about illegal gang members they're sneaking across the border and murdering people it helps Ali has happened it's a hundred percent of a real thing that's not not fiction question is how much is it happen and how much better is it for those people's lives that make it across is there a way to screen better to make sure that the bad people don't come in and all these questions are legitimate you know you don't want a bunch of fucking evil vicious people from another country in your neighborhood that's how everybody feels you don't want your children your family to be in danger because someone snuck across the border and they have a long history of working for the cartel murdering people that's a real thing it's a real possibility so all the people that are Vigilant all the people that are scared there

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probably smart to be scared looking fucking human history people are capable of doing some awful shed no one say I'm not I don't think there should be no no wall at all nothing stopping people from coming across you definitely don't want pieces of shit coming over here you don't promise how do you find out you ever notice that maybe will fool yeah probably exactly what fall did you notice that when you go on this homeless people on Ventura fucking Boulevard of Lankershim Boulevard under bridges everywhere has ever come to your mind that everywhere you go there's cars everywhere and the between Uber and Lyft in cabs now there's traffic every major fucking City there's a lock or whatever did you notice that maybe it's not that I hate Cubans and Mexicans and Puerto Ricans are black for Germans Irish maybe that will fucking fault have you ever come to that conclusion yeah that would just fall right now yeah we have to take five years off like I would accept that I would accept that I would accept a special circumstances like what

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you have family here as a but this point right now will fuck him form for yeah yeah wolf all we don't have nowhere else to put any more that we really don't look down look down at ease unless we pack them all to Iowa and send them all you know send them all into my where's the highest population of Mexicans in the country I would probably say Southern California right wrong really the amateur Coghlan Chicago yeah hi if they form a ton of shit up in Chicago that make sense Illinois why where's the highest population of Puerto Ricans the Bronx you're wrong Cleveland Cleveland the 50s they shipped they all the dealers were worth taking Puerto Ricans is putting them to the Cleveland Ohio area to work in the fucking Ford plants and all the other plants and that's all those places sat down all those people sitting there holding onto that dick when you go to certain parts of Ohio there's a suburb outside of Cleveland

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all fucking Puerto Rican wow no interest but it's I don't think of it as we hate Russians or Germans or anything I look at it from a different perspective at times it may be will fall you know it's for me to send my daughter to the day camp cost rebuilds the week I'm not complaining it's a great day kids to science camp they make potions then learn about light bulbs electricity my point is I did the same thing for free when I was a kid all I do is walk to my park there's no funds left hmm there's nothing left for these kids you know I don't know if I walk into a Dodger game or an event I go I always think of the family of four in America today

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that both parents have to work yeah and everybody has to work if you go by my office for the podcast in the middle is a 24-hour day care and we touch I leave my office at midnight I see parents picking up their kids you know carrying them out over their shoulders and that car you know it costs a lot to control of the American Family yeah there's not a lot of jobs why did you see everybody's driving an Uber if you take Hooper's is interesting I'm thinking of doing a documentary on just going overs and talking to these people and ask them why they're Uber yes that an engineer

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engineer losses John 58 years old got to work Asian fellow very nice tip them extra you offered me to plug the phone I mean you know yeah you have to look at that and go wow there's a lot of people in this country without work there's a lot of fucking homeless people who run that out money to take care of what we got here

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it's true like there's La has an epidemic homeless people right now where there's so many tents on the street and at the fucking damn it because they're everywhere I mean is that she is fucking Lancashire yeah Ron you know what they're when they're in Sherman Oaks yeah the streets on hiding on the pass on the passes of stuff for them now so you know I mean we have to say and what are you doing you can't walk through those under my eyes and do you know what the answer is you know what they usually do with them but they give me a hundred bucks make him a bus pass to Vegas and I'm Vegas is stuck with that we talked about that on the podcast every City's done that every city keeps to what you just came from like shit it's time to get fucking some apart and put a tent city and make him be resourceful look at that they were more than a hundred and ten thousand empty rental units in Los Angeles fill in those spaces won't solve the housing or the homeless guys yeah but the problem is if these fucking things are for rent and you have these homeless people that are drug addicts and probably mentally insane and you let them stay

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in those rental apartments going to destroy your rental place well let's be honest there's a hundred and ten thousand whoa it all depends on what kind of homeless person you're talking about you talking about person who's down on his luck or you talking about mental illness mental illness drug addiction yeah that's tough violently well I see 60 when I see a hundred when I see 10,000 homeless people in La I got to assume 4,000 of them are people who are down on their luck it means slip they got four flat tires and it just get you know this times people go through shit for periods of time it could be a year yeah it could be it's like these fucking hikers every fucking three days of hiking gets lost okay yes I like this gets lost and they stroll off when they get saved they're all happy to see a mile Eyewitness News I'm happy wait till they get the bill they get hit with a bill oh yeah every time but most women goes helicopters course so they their tax patient

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this volunteer if every fucking hiker got paid for for a fucking taxpayer we'd be broke so like in Colorado so if you're one of those hikers goes and snaps her ankle and you're on a ridge somewhere they come and get you of course somebody money you gotta pay somebody that's no fucking talents funches that cost well it's gonna cost a lot of money you get hip listen if you like lady who got stuck in Hawaii for a week where the fuck she was a month ago those helicopters cost something just stuck in Hawaii oh the lady the Leo good teacher the got lost in the woods you know they found her right yeah they found I assume I'm just saying the story just because what happens if something like that happens to you and you get hit you ever get involved in the lawsuit okay now lawsuit I rear end Joe Rogan Joe Rogan's neck and the God forbid his neck and his back hurt he can't do God's right

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you file a claim against me hmm why are you going to the doctor right all those months what is it doctor usually rate there yet everything is payable in 30 days that dirty is it hmm when you start getting those eleven hundred dollar bills from when they look in your knee and your neck when you get 10 of those how you going to pay him because you can't pack you get the settlement from the fucking attorney hmm a lot of times people go broke by the time they get the money the ship has sailed take seven years to get that money you mean going to the doctor for three is rated insurance covers all this one Insurance well tell everybody the neck collars just it's more complicated what's that tell everybody with the neck collars oh yeah it's more complicated yeah so all those bills add up yeah it was a bunch of bills show you homeless yep you're homeless and tell me your wife whatever it's harmless unless you have parents and yeah you know you're homeless and you're not so what I look at the homeless

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situation when you hit me with a 50,000 number which is a lie if you go around that way it's a lie land at the airport and hook that fucking thing onto the 45 North and look under that there's a hundred people just

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so whatever number they tell you what do you think they tell you as far as like homeless population in La I don't know I know garcetti's on the fire like I know that almost yeah like the people of ways because they gave two million dollars well they came to really knows they gave him money and he didn't do deck oh really yeah they gave me some type of money you got to put up some shelters I saw it up in North Hollywood studio soon as a church that I'm Thursday's they go and take showers that you know there was a place in Maine that was offering they were offering young couples they wanted young people and young families to move up there because it's tough to get people to live in some of those parts of Maine so they offered incentives for young people to move up there and a lot of African folks started moving up there you know they found out that that was a good place to be and so they like filled up a lot of their shelters up there there was an article about that see if you could find that interesting it's like hey they like look I know it's cold as fuck but

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we'll take a chance they're from a war war torn part of the world they could just be cold in Maine and be at peace I beg okay Kitt shoes that's why Marcus Davis lived up there I asked him remember UFC fighter markjames I asked him like why do you why do you like it in Maine's like there's no fucking crime because it's none he's like there's none he was everybody's nice it's cold as fuck but everybody's nice it was a comedy club up there

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where was a comedy club was on a wharf and it floated know where his wisdom kid from man of a month Marley Bob Marley's from Maine yeah it isn't me yeah my mom up the club was that

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more asylum-seekers arrived in Portland Maine from Southern border is City debates assistance Portland's Human Resources Director criticizes comments by mayor Ethan strimling welcoming the arrival of more immigrants it's a that they're all from Africa has a specific Africa but they're buying a bus tickets to go from like San Antonio and tight other parts in Texas I think this is a different one this is a different thing yeah just just Google it from Africa didja remain African shelter yeah - mmm that's just one person a new migrants urge from the board of this one from central Africa wow interesting but you know for other people in other parts of the world like I'll take it I get it Maine is it is cold as fuck for a good stretch of the winter but you know they just stay indoors to keep the fucking heat on here whoa

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l a population LA County homeless population jumps so from 2011 it was thirty nine thousand four hundred fourteen and in 2019 its 58,000 936 so it jumped up a fucking ton to almost 20,000 and that's just over a period of eight years that's crazy that's a lot of people there's a couple dudes by my house I take care of there's a couple dudes I live in shopping carts always drop a little food there's one dude that was like he's like a soldier with PTSD and he lives in the park he's got to be six for 280 big black what do you want to do every time I see him I pull over and give me 20 I need to do some to my wife and my daughter I know you see anything you start just attack he just attacked you rip them apart my daughter started going to grammar school I saw him one day walking by the grandmas my pulled right up I know that you said Grandma's go right there

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my daughter goes to school you see any suspicious white people you just rip them apart in their field and later he has a Rambo knife I'm gonna Rambo hmm bigger than ramble I love them I love them to death you could see the weather PTSD and mental health he won't take showers but he's got a heart of gold whenever he sees me Smiles he gives me a thumbs up I never said I believe that neighbor 10 years I same in that Park maybe six never violent Behavior he doesn't drink alcohol so I know he's not just a fucking drunk he just can't get a job just mental health no it's a mental health issue yeah it's he's a veteran I asked him how you doing what's going on they told me his whole like a little story as much as he could without being embarrassed so I just do every time I see him I just put money in this pan Sofia and he's as happy as a pig in shit but he's a fucking Stone killer they ain't gonna be nobody in those shootings at that kid's school

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and check it out three times a day they gotta get me I don't think I'm getting I love them I love them did that my wife waves Adam we beat by them mercy waves at him everybody's happy with just so there's no misunderstanding like a little peace of mind

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is there ever going to be a time of this no bad neighborhoods is that possible is it possible to have a place where there's no crime at all what do you think that ever really going to be possible I mean it's definitely better now than it ever has been before and you can think that if things move in the same general direction to be less crime a hundred years from now than a hundred years ago

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do you ever think there's gonna be a time where everywhere safe

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you know the internet gives you a lot of education on what cities are having a hard time they don't tell you but they don't really feel yet you know every weekend you see the murder count in Chicago it's crazy every weekend the murder Concha cago these fucking countries ain't no safer Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico couple years I've been thinking about a year ago that is many shootings in Puerto Rico one weekend as they do and fucking Chicago on the weekends you know look at the shit that happens in La we don't hear everything what's happening Dominican Republic all these people are dying I'm dying I don't know what is happening minibar it's this it's that what are you thinking what do you think Jamie speculation I heard that there's lots of deals that can made from like front like if you had a friend that was like may be refilled many bars mmm your other friend would then refill the little bottles with not actual liquor or some God and like they just kind of refill that I've seen videos online it's not actually having the Dominican Republic but we're all inclusive resorts so that's what the video said they're just

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bottles of cough RCA and Hennessy and all sorts of just like with brown water I don't know what the fuck they're even doing that it's like a whole system they have just like 15 people a little factor in the back of the shed on the beach just filling up empty bottles of shit so just ripping people off I don't know if that's what's happening in the Dr but that's what I've read speculation online says if there's just sort of something where are we in this online not any of its second is speculation it's nowhere right shit I don't know there's see that seems to make sense right if someone had a scam and those little mini bar bottles are kind of expense on a bad batch and just like you get bad batch of drugs they're gonna find out they got some homemade fentanyl or whatever yeah thing and yeah maybe they got some bullshit homemade booze that's poison I got spread around yeah we're not yeah but the whole thing is suspicious gusta cut the dunes kinky shit at the hospital kinky shit yeah what kind of kinky shit no answering no answer no hablo we don't know you know it is the probably overwhelmed imagine if we're sitting over here

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talking about it how many people have been calling them how many people are Furious because they lost a loved one over there they don't know what the fuck is going on and then someone said that it's not necessarily really an uptick that does not necessarily really an uptick of deaths it's just that they're highlighting every time someone dies and that the reality is people die all the time I don't know if that makes sense you know like I mean how many people if you were just looking at Los Angeles the come here and they visit one of having a heart attack and died it might be a lot you know we don't really know I mean how many people come over here from another country every day and wind up dying while they're here is that a normal thing that people do because people do it mean if people are dying of heart attacks and all sorts of strokes and all sorts of other shit is that because someone's doing something to them or is it because a hundred thousand people a day come over here and one of them a day dies

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I don't know what those numbers are no threat legit would you show me people that died it's number grant numbers I guess is looks like only maybe 12 to 15 people or since March March that's a lot but is it I don't know I don't know if that's it or not in California all these people are older don't know people 50 or older yeah fit you right which can happen in any point in time so I see if you're on vacation doing Viagra drinking straight Jack Daniels fucking up a storm

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you could have a heart attack bro but all jokes aside no disrespect to the dead can you Google how many people is this an uptick are are really is it what's the best way to say this first I per year yeah yeah what's the annual Taurus rate

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towards death rate and is it any different from what we're experiencing now because it would be weird if we just found out that no this is just what happens and they're just making a big deal out of this for a story with this that you know 55 year old drunk guys die every year in the Dominican Republic and Cuba and Puerto Rico and people get hammered on vacation browse you know what you know what I heard about Dominican Republic what on it that I web no reason to go there why they sell cocaine on the beach I do not like that idea yeah at all when I heard that they sold cocaine on the beach it what's the big Mexican resort when people go for spring break 001 but oh yeah Tulum no noctilum Yang Kun can't go in Cancun they sell Coke on the beach yeah all those tight when you sell Coke on the beach I don't want to be on that beach and I was a junkie you know I'm saying I just have this weird feeling about that they sell Coke on the beach they do that in

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Costa Rica to I'd somebody offered me some below yeah yeah yeah

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I feel like she's to have a funny joke about that but walking down the street and someone is trying to send I see a coke coke you got Coke we got weed got Coke the guy would see me heroin and you go find heroin I think it was the fuck why did you think I wanted heroin man I can afford Coke pretty funny one about 2.7 American Americans visited Dominican Republic last year which publicly releases data on only about natural death such as car crashes and drowns it does not release information about death by natural causes such as heart attacks or Strokes even though it compiles reports on Americans who died on all Americans who died abroad it's a matter of Statistics at a certain number of Travelers will suffer serious illnesses accidents and even death while traveling internationally the death rate in the Dominican Republic is not any higher than the death rate in the state's official said that's what I'm talking about if you don't when people visit other countries don't expect them to stay alive because you don't expect

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them stay alive here they die all the time but when you talking about what did they say what was the hundreds of thousands how many hundred thousand people visit the Dominican Republic every year 2.7 million visited last year Americans visited last year oh my god really what 7 million yeah ten people died 11 12 people have died I guess I don't think it was a hundred thousand three more last year eleven people died last year no this year this year several months last but I did 12 people that's a lot of fucking people going over there man people died but meanwhile Everybody's scared to go to the Dominican Republic so it's like probably killing their business and oh he was fine until we try and guide the minibar come on man are you sure you know some some people I'm sure are getting for the scary one was the lady who got attacked there was a lady of got attacked after I'm gonna go write something they beat her half to death she has no idea what happened she saw a guy with an outfit on from the resort like an employee's outfit and he fucking

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there and beat the shit out of her and she doesn't remember anything then he left her for dead and when they found out they thought she was dead you know bro I had me out of here for the last 10 20 years during know where I really want to go why is awesome I'm scared of all that shit go to Hawaii it's the United States we will have the nicest fucking people in the world yeah go ahead Joey or you know my wife and I sat down and like all the place we want to go it's a six-hour fucking flight it's true you know yeah I'm go wild when we do we got them some of the best Coastline in the world here if you stop down by San Diego mix it up a little bit hmm one of the beaches go up north to Santa Barbara go even up a little North you know so we're going to do that little bit I mean Santa Barbara's beautiful kind of Bob is because it's like being on vacation you know and you're an hour away we take too many fucking place to be on six hours to go to fucking Miami yeah or I thought about taking a look at the Jersey Shore I thought about doing a

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shit like that this know what you can do to you could do a couple day trip like go to Santa Barbara for a day yeah that's what I moved to Santa Barbara go up past the San Luis Obispo that's real nice showed I don't know if you know this I fucking hate holidays do you I hate holidays because it's softens us this moment like guys like you and me we work through everything but this motherfuckers the two weeks before Christmas they shut down on my ass they start singing Jingle Bells shit you know week before Mother's day a week down morale day it fucking kills me like this Memorial Day killed me you gotta figure out was in New York for three weeks you know walking around also I come home and the first rat come back and immoral Day weekend nobody's having a party nobody's doing shit finally month and I told my wife I go fuck it I got tickets for the Dodgers game let's go to the Dodger game and what are you doing for the fourth I'm going to the beach nice I'm leaving fucking Wednesday morning when do we have a barbecue over my house for the fourth when you brought your daughter was the last time that was like three

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as well as used to attract she was so cute she's six she's so cute man complained she pointed to me when yuck I asked if I could you don't say you know more do you know that I came close to where you were holding her I came closer to say hi Mike how are you it's like yuck and now she sees you she goes I know him yeah that's hilarious remembers you shop you know that's adorable kids memories are horrible and I remember being a kid and go to my mom's bar and there were certain people that would walk in and my mom go

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before you say anything I want you to know that he remembers everything hmm he doesn't react to you he'll tell me at 2:00 in the morning I would try mom she like that dude came in he had a gun he had someone his nose mmm and my mom would go chase fucking cry so my mom would and that's what's crazy about kids you get a little people there another room you have a conversation with your wife three days later she'll tell me what that conversation was I just look at it

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I don't smoke in the house no more she's busted me once but she never said nothing to nobody this is I Can Tell She's a d as she keeps her mouth shut that's a lie walks out she was right there and I was talking to a smoke was coming out of my mouth she didn't say one word to me as she focused by she fucking hate smokers not because it's bad for the help because they're ruining the environment that's hilarious he's all nothing about health she's like that no good people smokers are no good because they're ruining the environment daddy so I'm like okay what are you gonna do no I'm thinking about the Hawaiian thing I want you to hook me informaiton see let me know okay I know it's a certain play exactly where to go yeah plane what time it is - Joe is I don't know what time of the year to go anytime okay that's all bullshit fuck yeah for Hawaii I'd go to Hawaii any day of the year so that you don't go from like December to February because it's not final season the know that we went in June before that we went

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last time we had gone was in January or December yeah it's um it's beautiful the people are so nice man it's just it's but I shouldn't say this they're probably get getting mad you're going to make more people come over there it's fucking it's an amazing place to live man they live in Paradise they live there on an island that's created by a volcano in the middle of the ocean it's fucking gorgeous it's just it's so pretty just feel better this on the water we saw a lot of a lot of dolphins man what a spinner - spinner dolphins I guess they call him I guess that's what kind of dolphins they were I don't remember what kind of dolphins but it back in December we saw whales that was awesome that's amazing man see fucking whales breach the surface of water like whoa Wildman just go out there and boats and look for a splashes in the distance then we saw them the big schools a dolphin's they swim under your boat

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it's wild shit man you know because they're just these crazy sea mammals that are super intelligent live in the water right off right off the coast mean that said it's such a paradise because what Hawaii has it no the place does is it's fully surrounded by the most beautiful pristine water there's no shit beaches on Hawaii it's all gorgeous water and then gue bujji yeah we know we snorkel okay so when you want to smoke with a sharp no that's get the fuck out of me though I want that scares the fuck out of me sharks get the fuck out okay guy just got killed I love you thank you I love you too I am fucking point why I'm petrified I don't know about you should be I grew up in a bit like I still remember my mom taking me to Coney Island dog being a little kid getting a hot dog I got both times I went to Coney Island I had drama

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the first time I went to Coney Island I got caught in her

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what's the when the pundit oh yeah what are you you're at you go on your waist yeah me and you were playing yeah we look at our parents and their two miles away it's very dangerous all the fucking lifeguards I had to be five maybe five maybe four I was my first experience in Coney Island second experience in Coney Island they are my cousins were jumping up and down I'll never forget it had to be hot like those hot days we ran in to you know was swimming around and on some we look up and there was the biggest piece of shit it was 13 14 inches spin around the beach just floating past this telling my mom I'm never going back to that was the last time I went to Coney Island and then I went to Jersey and I went to the beach I loved it everything was hunky-dory and it started here about 2003 I went down to the beach and when we got there the god the life God walks over you know after you smoke a fucking joint you got SPF

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the guy comes on it was the beach isn't closed officially but there's been a couple shark sightings this morning so if you go into the water I just want you to know let me know and wave over at me this is when you come up here and you make the right turn down you know I don't know anyway it's it's the other way of going down to the beach not the 405 way to Sunset and you get off it's the other way what canyons are you going to panga to playing akane you know that yeah that time we got right there as we landed how to be 2003 2002 the guy stood up when it's not closed but they've been seeing the couple spots or Tanya I always try to go in the ocean I'm Cuban my mother loved the beach we always went every time I go to the beach I go what the fuck is wrong with me and I buckle up I take four steps I dip in and then I walk out a little bit and once I start bouncing

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I go on then I take a couple Strokes Joe I feel great and as soon as one of those fucking thing's touch my foot you never see a fat motherfucker running as quick as you see I just run out straight and that's it I put my SPF on I'll go back in the water I go and just to refresh myself did you see the fucking great white they sawed off the coast of Jersey won the bet those guys fishing is bringing into that I'm believe that's not normal brother I grew up in Jersey there's always been sharks but not great whites like that great whites started the first time I ever saw a Shark was in Montauk Montauk is next to a family where they really shot George Charles is supposed to be happening on one of those if you look I don't know what's what correctly it is when they shot Joy's it's supposed to be the coast of fucking Long Island hmm But if anybody knew when I was a kid I used to go to Montauk all the

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that beach was no bueno dog you'd be on the beach in a fucking crab with walk up to you they walked by this but this is cheese this is unheard of guys come on that's true it's biting their buoy is that what that is yeah is that a sack of meat yeah I think there's the chumming it yeah other chumming why is it biting that thing then is that definitely what's going on what is on that rope back there so it's sort of ripped it apart oh yeah look there's salmon fillets 2,000 pound or a fish fish fillets

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the think the shark has 2,000 pounds look after the car to stop stop doing this because it's hard for me to tell what's going on okay they dangled so what is it biting what does that yellow thing it's like Booyah something this yeah it looks like it but why would it by the buoy it's a fucking animal but you see how they have that piece of fish they were dangling the water it seemed to me like they were trying to efficient that but that with that fish it was already filleted so it's like the body The Head and the tail it seemed to me like they're putting that in the water to attract sharks I bet they know a spot where shot see what I'm talking about see that's the part of the fish that you can't you know it's like he's got it opened up like a filet and they're dragging it through the water I think to try to attract them maybe they saw it they were like let's see if we can get a close yeah maybe right yeah fuck shit never mind get it away yeah it's in there throw it yes he they're throwing that in the water they're definitely trying to bring them closer to the boat Charles I don't give a fuck

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the leg in the water look at the size of that fucking thing off the coast of New Jersey that's what makes you want to scratch your fucking head then a week later a seal attack the girl in the California beach Allah seal I saw one where a seal grabbed a girl's leg and pulled her into the water off a dock that was a different one this is another one another one and they're blaming it on a chemical in the ocean hello knocks or something like that that wants to seals get that in look at this girl how she got dragged in cuz look at this look at this my brother

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oh my God oh my God yes fuck out of my bag something's going on shit holy shit bro I think the climate change is everywhere it's all over and if look at that Rico that's incompetent like wow that's crazy that they got it on video to it just jumps up and bites her fucking leg

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maybe to pay back this treasure is on yeah no I see you on on here not to big giant shark oh chin and the rest of the dogs come in and helped its body and it's sort of stays for a second I thought maybe it had one and they're trying to get it to release it did it I don't believe so look at that Jesus Christ it's a really crazy fucking video but the dogs are huge also another bitch ass dogs I guess would be sharks adages like that that's a fucking shark bro no no you got to be very careful you got to be very careful now something's going on and you have to be think the world's coming to an end not at all what do you think I'm any problem the world we gotta whistling and dick until something happens but why machine make all these shark attacks especially on the East Coast the last three weeks well here's one thing that's been on the East Coast one thing could be a lack of food right I mean they

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the fuck out of the ocean people know for a fact that that's a real problem that's a real problem overfishing is a giant problem they're worried that the the ocean fish and some parts of world will literally be extinct will be nothing left and fifty sixty a hundred years who knows if they don't clean up their act but you see the way they do with commercial and that's just throw those fucking things in and just insane wide Nets just scooping up everything and then they get all these fish and they dumped him in the hull of the boat and it's crazy how much fish they kill it's crazy how much would a desire for fish we all have but if sharks run out of shit to eat and then the seals run out of shit to eat the shark start running out of seals and they start going after people

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will COV it's good question I don't imagine they eat fish

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right is it goal feels up in San Francisco we're getting killed by sharks yeah there's down level as such a high level that a guy God was on a surfboard and they couldn't imagine why the shark bit him and then they looked into it and they said from underneath the Sharks just sees this he'll see you yeah it is a crazy video of a shark taking a seal out on this one right here right in front of all these people on the on the marina the Alcatraz Alcatraz okay watch this back it up a little bit what's the splatter the shark just jacked his fucking seal right in front everybody they're all looking out watch this boom look at all that blood and everybody's like what the fuck so oil slick a blood the shark comes out of the water with the seal I mean look at that blood that is madness bright red blotch in a fucking huge shark destroying a city

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you in front of everybody just let you know that's their world there's monsters right there it's just they can't get out of the water I mean imagine if you that was like right next to the woods and you know that if you didn't go into the woods you'd be okay but if you did go into the woods there's a giant gray thing that moves 30 miles an hour that just bite the legs and arms off of everything that runs into that what the village was they scared him going into the woods because something's going to kill him if they were dating yeah they literally put on a costume The Village was about a bunch of people that didn't know that it was like mm and I know what I mean know what they really had some they're going to die but it's not enough yeah they scared him with some costume or some shit right giant shark but that's what it's like when you're sitting on the dock there looking out at that shark fucking up that seal in the water it's right there I mean you could just jump in I mean it is sort of like being at the edge of the woods watching some mythical monster tear apart a creature in front of you

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we spoke when you were in Hawaii that's the first thing I said to you they'll look up with the sharks done I'm worried we're fine nothing happened we're fine and they got Hammerheads down there well there's a lot of tiger sharks tiger sharks bite people bull sharks are apparently the most dangerous and they have the weird ones because they go through fresh water they'll go like they found bull sharks way up near Illinois like near Chicago on Rivers bull sharks getting fresh water and swim all the way up the river in fact Jaws was actually inspired by bull sharks that bit people over like a successive couple of days in New Jersey in a river in New Jersey that's the the actual original story that inspired Jaws came from shark attacks in like I want to say like maybe the 50s or some shit like that that were near a river in New Jersey freshwater river speaking to New Jersey something I want to show you see if you find that story dama

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another has been shark seen in Mississippi River yeah yeah definitely I'm same kind yeah yeah exactly they can go way up they can survive in freshwater the bull sharks are there a weird animal I think that monster guy that television show River Monsters that do that cool guy I think that guy caught one somewhere if I remember correctly that guy that used to hang out with wildboyz Steve-O and Chris Pontius Manny he got into that water in the Bay at San Francisco with like 200 bull sharks the footage of it is fucking crazy oh my God he's like they're also in no cage and nothing nothing Mama sibo about Stephen was on that fucking tree in the lines jumped up in the tree to be with him what the fuck's on there were two they took his hat from him took his hat off his head and like what what what what what he was inches from Death what are your friends sent me an article for you but six months ago really interesting I got it somewhere in my phone

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I think it's on toilet so Rocky Balboa some rocky by more Sylvester Stallone was a young guy and he wanted to a gym in Bayonne because he wanted Chuck wepner's train of the train him but Chuck wepner stranded on the fuck off because Sylvester Stallone had them porn

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so Sylvester Stallone the way out stole Chuck wepner is no book that he wrote in and that's we took the idea for Rocky is that true we should hear the Sun never heard that this is maybe it's true despite the fact that still no Sloan was sued by wepner in 2003 for using his story for Rocky he ultimately settled for an undisclosed amount of money in 2006 according to Forbes seems to be in a good spirit about Wagner's tail being told on the big screen in an interview with deadlines Chuck Producer Mike toll and said the Stallone was supportive of everyone involved reading the script and even showing up on set he and live had positive dialogue during shooting so every about Chuck they didn't worry about Chuck hmm that's weird that he's used his story for Rocky so the idea was that he uses story when Chuck wepner fought Muhammad Ali that there were US based on nobody kind of makes sense that that would be based on because Carl Weathers was

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like a Muhammad Ali character and Rocky Balboa was kind of like Chuck wepner but if I remember that fight correctly I mean I remember Muhammad Ali beating the shit out of Chuck wepner I don't remember it being like a close fight like they made didn't they make that fight a draw wasn't rocket he's gonna draw he did Muhammad Ali knock him out Chuck wepner no don't even beat it he beat him up they beat him up he didn't knock him out but I think he went I think he went 12 rounds Amendment might have been 15 rounds my thing back when they were doing 15 right matter of fact I think it did

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I think if I remember correctly it went to distance but again my boxing knowledge is not like my MMA knowledge it's like be level what year was 1975 it was billed as the give the white guy a break oh my God that's hilarious this is done that in Rocky he's knocked out in the 15th round okay 15 throw so that's what I'm saying it wasn't like rocky rocky the story of Rocky is this guy who actually was a good fighter but never focused himself decides to focus himself for this Preposterous opportunity to fight for the title and actually heard some actually heard some and it's a draw at the end of the fight it's a crazy fucking war and turns out to be a draw that was not Chuck wepner story

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I mean unless these part of Chuck nut wepner's life we pay them yeah yeah - Lipe you might have them might have his mace be some truth to that fucking storm maybe and Stallone has always been known to have a sticky fingers hmm he stuck you feeling with the Expendables that was any student yep and he student I'll take them back there's in those days that's what they did right for people but people don't know is this a couple people do that they meet with a guy Jamie how you doing James I got an idea but I got moved back to Columbus also a year later Jamie turns the TV on this is story on TV Jamie takes him to court and wins yes the notes the appointment that is Agent made from to meet Stallone all Salon has to shower now as for the amount of the script he doesn't have to give them proceeds of what he made yeah so it's a it's tremendous cam if you don't get away man I'm listen I'm not bad mountains the one we taste them

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every time those Rockies come on I watch those fucking things yeah and I am more more baffle that they kind of still hold up and what's really baffling about the Rockies is they keep on coming I mean you know they're writing another one greed yeah crazy now they got Michael B Jordan yeah you know did you see the video of Michael B Jordan going through that taxable course it's fucking bad ass man I don't know what movie he's preparing for please prepare for some fucking crazy crazy shoot him up movie I guess you know I did Karen tactical I did this thing with a boy and I didn't know like a boy was Jon Bernthal was telling me that after movies he does you got to go to six months before they're a rogue he's going through one of these courses like John Wick style yes and you gotta go through six months of this it says it's with for black panther so this is when he was in that movie Black Panther so he's preparing for it

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she's a bunch of guns in that movie though so no make sense yeah I did she log ons that movie yeah he was a mercenary don't you remember Michael B Jordan was a killer and that movie remember the hand-to-hand fights so I guess yeah well there was that too but I'm sure there was some gunfights and just to be able to handle it and look and look like this look like I mean I don't know enough about shooting to know if this looks good looks good to me though you know I'm saying

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well if you watch like Tom Cruise in collateral hmm when he goes into the Japanese bar on in Koreatown or whatever it is he's using tactical shooting right like it's real tactical yeah I always knew that Tom Cruise has an ultimate professionally that's why he gets 20 80 million a movie the whole deal but when I talk to our boy he was telling me now that all these movies now you go over there five six months before the movie starts and it's you know eight hours of training You Gotta Give It Up for your boy John Wick oh yeah 56 he's doing five hours a day Jiu-Jitsu he's doing Jiu-Jitsu and he there's a bunch of scenes of him doing that same course he did it with the Henry rifle on those Henry old-school Western rifle with those called you know those little load them up ones where you'll flip your wrist down to reload them when we were kids we had those yeah you pump them the stronger oh yeah BB gun shot your grandmother you pump to like 80 times if you hate

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the motherfucker you start pumping that bitch at like 6:00 in the morning you get all full that was the ultimate dangerous weapon to give to a kid a fucking be we had everything we had one of the remember the wrist rocket yeah I had a real rocket what was that what I call yeah they had those tube surgical tubes my God yeah I had a friend that lived on the second floor he would just pick off kids as they were walking home from school Richie's add a check oh my God he was in school too so he would run home from school gone is fucking on the second third floor attic lay on the floor like a mercenary and just shoot kids they couldn't invest in oh my God how funny was he he would put males he would put nails in like tables like these at school some people put that books down they get caught by the nail he was just a fucking nut now he's somewhere installing elevators in Pennsylvania somewhere who the fuck knows Chris Rockets are so dangerous we used to use marbles let's say Chris Rock is buy a bag of marbles and get a

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rocket yeah because marbles they fly consistently you can get used to where the trajectory is going to go if you have a rock who the fuck knows how much that rockaways you know this rocks everything that rock it's hard to figure out where the fuck things are going but when you get good with a marble you understand like right here I kind of can judge the Arc of that marble you've started nailing things you can start nailing things and when you got your first Marksman repeated you've got a marshal repeat it I never had one of those washboard P days pallets BB's and God's house body my mother caught me gave me a beating I had to fucking oo7 knife that's a knife from the 70s they use all them in Newark or in Harlem I never oo 7 s @a wouldn't handle what the handle had one of those I used to get the paint the genes do you know what it want I was like by this third grade you know I used to in shaking down

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on the way out and the way in do you know that because they were worried about you oh in the first second grade for my mother put me in Catholic School it was called Shakedown

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take socks off wow socks how much money you went out with this guy a No-No that's a marksman repeat oh look at it was BB's pallets and that's where you put the darts up on thought you had a lot of how many kids got shot by the cops holding that thing none what you talking about not none that's the 70s not nobody didn't shoot Cara we're talking to you first before they shot you in the head when they start to shoot and they shoot you in the fucking leg back then they were normal people because they would neighborhood kids they know those days the cops in your neighborhood sixty percent were from that neighborhood so they understood the person and the stood the kid they knew he had mental health now they'll get up something we can call the city and put them in San Diego they don't know the area hmm we were growing up especially when you were staying with your grandpa Newark all those cops grew up in Newark

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father open that fucking crazy don't worry about them is when you go out of over the Rogan's you take your gun out you don't point that Branch will put the gun down so she was saying like the cops were members of the community see I knew they knew they weren't going into everything cold they weren't going to everything called I think the people that have to worry the Monster Cops to pull people over because you just fucking never know you should happen yes I had to cop the black dude North Carolina or wherever he was I don't know where it wasn't fire if it's not Carolina he was smoking a blunt cop pulled him over he fucking drag the cop whoa grab them by the elbow with the Jamie I know you saw it on the news drag them twice

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not once but twice the cop will try to pull the gun then the cop shot him in the leg oh Jesus and he still got the cop off they got away wow so he's out there with a hole in his leg Yeah no they finally caught him he wanted to ambulance you know how long to look at this

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so he's just smoking the blunt look at them right in front of the cop the cop said he smelled marijuana

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so he's driving off is he holding on to him yeah

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all the side

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so the guy tried to drive off and he hung on looks like he hung on to the car my corrector

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I don't know I don't know why that's when you see he's reaching for his gun now look at what now look at that those bullets yeah I mean look he just dumped from their gyro go shit what are yours he just dumps in there and they got fell over on the dirt he probably fucked himself he fucked himself up that poor guy so what's he holding on it's like when the car takes off like what is he doing looks like he's holding on Saturday July Joe Rogan I can't tell so it usually has like it yes so they usually have that pan along the side when you put your leg up and he's standing on it that's what I think is going on but he's holding onto the window to looks like he's trying to hold of his looks he's got his arm in yeah well this time he's got his Liza he's holding on to his seat belt he's holding on to his seat belt you think ya know it is look at them look at this sea Plow That is what he has in his hand oh

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oh yeah that's that's what he has so he's holding the seat belt man she got his fucking gun out and shoots the guy not yet they would eat when he goes to grab for his gun is that when he shoots him

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because it dude does look like he at one point in time man leave me the fuck alone because Grill I'm just trying to smoke my motherfucking blunt what is going on with his teeth is that like some kind of iced out girl I don't know now that's when you start that's that bull me shoots him wow but at least he shot him in the leg and not right all right but the whole thing seems rather crazy

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he's hanging on with just a gun by dash cam shows Florida man driving courses from Florida drop it off with the deputy dragging from his car after traffic stop the man is now facing an attempted murder charge okay was he dragging the car or was the guy hanging on

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he was a guy hang on while he's trying to drive off

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was that the same I guess yeah but I mean I don't know if he has a duty to stop you can't go so like you can't write Drive Away can't just drive away okay with that and once the car starts moving your he's hanging onto the door you are dragging them yeah

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she's hanging on to the seat belt and the dragon them what should matter you got a hundred fucking stitches with he flung the van the guys walking around with a bandage slave the dude who got pulled over though he's hilarious play that again his reaction he just keeps puffing on the blunt come on man a minute of it that's what you put that back I look at those I smell marijuana man what are you talking about what look at him he said various he's right out of the movie like it's all these are so sparkly are they is have a grill on can you tell it looks like he's got some kind of iced Up Grill am I imagining that again tell Joe Rogan what his name is Rocco Rocco see he's got a wild name to that is hilarious the whole thing so funny

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I hope the cops okay Rocky money this is name is name is Rocky money I told you it off yeah Rocky money Rudolph damn the cops cops done lit up Rocky morning money Rudolph Judea the boot oh that's hilarious

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the best name I've seen in 14 years on the job yeah that's about as good as a name ever gets Rocky money Rudolph that pork I went to work yesterday with a positive attitude and he gets fucking dragged it's a smoked a Black and Milds the cops like I smell weakness like I don't have we don't have marijuana so was it just a cigar that's what he says he says just a Black and Mild it's a very distinct smell between a block of mild and marijuana well maybe if your some goofy cop and doesn't know I think it's marijuana pull him over what do you think it smells what is what is a Black and Milds smell like so it's called Black & Mild what does it smell like draw I like to compare that buoy but yeah it's a very straight to the distinct smell you can tell it between us any cigar and a black and white you can pick it out soon but I don't know that what if I had become a cop and I smelled that what I have to know what a Black and Milds smells like he might have thought it was drugs I like weed what does it smell like

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thick cigarettes and tobacco we smoke yeah it doesn't smell anything like weed you know what smells great

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pipes I got a nice it's close like that kind of you know I smell you isn't it interesting that like the smell of tobacco from cigarettes is kind of gross smell from a cigar not that bad smell from a pipe a lot of people like that smell like a lot of people like like kids like the smell of pipes it smells like some tobacco burning in a pipe actually smells good

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weird I'll get the smell of weed fuck all that shit that pipe with nutmeg in it yeah those older guys used to that smoke not been around that much I know if was nutmeg nutmeg is a real but what I'm saying psychoactive drug when I was younger when I was in my teens I felt like people were smoking more pipes at all the schools teeth there was a teacher my grandma School smoked a pipe I still remember a teacher from my high school vividly smoking a pipe I haven't seen anybody smoking pipe and Steven Crowder give me one it's right here smoked when he was on the show yeah but he gave it to you for refund for brought tobacco and everything how was it it's not bad it's kind of a pain in the ass got to keep it lit you know it's not something that just stays lit like a joint you know you got to kind of keep going to make you feel like it's like tobacco you don't give you that little high it's a nice little buzz like cigars I think of the best version of that because it's guard stays lip

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and you're getting it from the leaf to like because like your tobacco your saliva rather is breaking down the tobacco obviously I'm not a scientist but your saliva is doing something to the back over the leaf and it makes these little kids smoking cigarettes is gonna pipe the pipe is looking for kids is the one on the left have a cigarette he's got a cigarette yeah that's this one's probably fake but hello hit here in the 50s and 40s look at that kid Smokin cigarettes and low right ankle yeah kids the smell that's like an 11 year old kid yeah wow look at that all the kids selling newspapers they were all fucking addicted to cigarettes wow hey do me a favor send me that picture I want to try to get that picture printed up for the studio that's like Little Rascals and shit yeah

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wow yeah save that picture see if we can buy a copy of that was a kid in my neighborhood growing up in North Bergen is named as Olsen family Olsen that'd be like telling them like Jimmy Olsen yeah the next to a body shot by 13 he had already been smoking like fucking eight years I swear to God he had cavities so he would just put the cigarette in the tooth Gap and just leave it there oh no be with the cigarettes in the cavity his teeth are green he's on Facebook my say I thought at the time and should I worry about him but that's how bad in the 70s and 60s I think the 50s kids were fucking smoking look at that thing that add give your throat uh vacation smoke a fresh cigarette camels shit it's a doctor a doctors telling you to give your throat a vacation Chesterfield cigarettes are just as pure as the water you drink

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wow people were evil back then they just lied what Donald about one more doctors smoke camels when it's a than any other cigarette look at them well of course I smoke camels I like to relax as much as anyone hmm your T-Zone will tell you T for tasty for throat went through yeah I see a rot out from the inside me the first time you smoked the cigarette and probably 14 or 15 what happened to you I thought it was disgusting I thought I was about like nine I thought it was fucking horrible I got dizzy and that in turn the cigarette out I almost let the bathroom on fire my mother found that no good the next time I smoked one again was many years later Adam Ferrara used to smoke and he gave me some of his cigarettes were we're doing some sketch I don't remember exactly what it was about but I was supposed to be smoking cigarette in the sketch I'm supposed to be like some annoying poet smoking a cigarette and so I kept smoking a cigarette while we're practicing this thing and I

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blast it out of my mind three four cigarettes in we just smoked a back to back to back and you don't smoke oh my God the nicotine has like this is crazy this is what you're doing all the time I was like you getting high all the time like this a fact science advances new data that may completely change your idea of cigarettes the experiences of camel smokers confirmed camels can literally relieve fatigue and irritability that doesn't naturally to it says how good does it naturally yeah man people just get sick millions and millions of people got sick from smoking just

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taking in a big drag of chemicals mixed with tobacco they probably didn't mix the chemicals with him back then back down was probably just actual tobacco is all these ads are really good smoke after you strenuous exercise smoke after strenuous exercise that's hilarious asthmatic cigarettes imagine you got asthma someone gives you a pack of kools here this will help you hey what you need what you need is camel no filters how about a Lucky Strike hilarious how crazy this how crazy would be if you took one of these ads like if you knew your grandfather died of cancer he took one of these ads

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and fucking took it to the cigarette companies got some badass attorneys and said you know what man look at what you guys were putting out in the 50s and 60s mmm doctors favorite cigarette is Camel cigarettes

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are you fucking crazy like think about the ad think about how outrageous with what we know today that ad is outrageous it's fucking out right now training is so evil like doctors favorite cigarette is constant telling you doctors and not saying like no they're not saying like my accountants favorite cigarette they're not saying my police officers favorite cigarette they're saying doctors to let you know it's going to be okay because they know it's not going to be okay and you know it's not gonna be okay I'm trying to convince you don't know you really don't know I really don't know you went to the movies you're 30 you're 10 years old your father gave you a nickel you went to the movies and Marlon Brando was smoking a cigarette in the wild one and all of a sudden you go home and you're like and him and you tell your friend wow that looks so cool and your friend go smoking is bad for you and you're like no I just saw an article four out of five doctors surveyed smoke camel fucking cigarettes they live to the 80

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it's not bad for you it can literally remove irritability

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nose throat and accessory organs not adversely affected by smoking Chesterfields that a six-month study and they said nothing was first such report ever published about any cigarette oh so it's Chesterfield's you just get them in your okay imagine if it was one cigarettes had it nailed throat I used to date a girl that worked on the crazy house

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like where people go when they crazy hmm if she used to bring it out with a broke comic she used to bring me home cigarettes I would smoke those cigarettes and go off the reservation uh-oh like they were like low-end cigarettes you got to see the shit they put in there

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I could tell a visible difference from when I smoked a camel or Marlboro Light did you ever smoke Sherm was sure Sherm you know Sherman Sherman was something they were doing where certain cigarettes it would dip in formaldehyde I smoked weed with formaldehyde what's that like tremendous fucking dramatic but I was into that shit that time that Sherm's mostly turns people into a zombie you take the joint you dip have in formaldehyde or coat it my friend load it let it dry let it get hard so crazy you to smoke that shit and it'd be it'd be 10 hours

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what's up Sammy this is that it was if it when people were doing it they would say it was embalming fluid because it would make you turn into a zombie but it was really just PCP really it would call it embalming fluid that's what the like Urban Dictionary and some things I'm looking up now Colin like what what it actually was but did you look up Sherm yeah that's fine that's what it says so it's a hoax I don't know that it's up I'm sure if some idiots probably did find some formaldehyde or Molly Flynn dip it in but well after all the bad press that PCP got

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I could imagine the people would eventually be like all right listen we got to stop smoking PCP so they had a sneaking in things that's nobody had a good PCP experience another thing says I have what I just said I had 50 Google's good PCP experiences but guys to be honest I didn't know was don't PCP oh they called the THC Crystal THC crystals are so that's what it was called THC Crystal how do you know it's PCP because he is later I found that THC Crystal didn't fucking exist well THC crystals is like the crystals off of wheat for what they tell you that time you asked dealing when you get this from we're on the street was you took stems you threw them in a pot with boiling water and when it comes to a head the stuff that stays to the edge you scrape that off yeah and you put it into a powder form and that's what you snot

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that was the word on the street but what it really was was PC fucking pu is animal tranquilizer oh so they were just saying that so they could sell it so I could sell it and then when you go into New York City in the 80s when you went to the weed spots and they sold two types of weed but they also call the think so the thing called trays trays trays such a three dollar bag so when you paid they would sell you a ten dollar bag of sense to me you got five joints or something and they would have like a special $20 for Buddha tie and you would get three joints two-and-a-half joints tight joints and then for the tray you get a tight joint of this white powder the look like a line of coke when you bloom table so what you did was you roll you join and you took that white line you sprinkled in the joint you smoked it by by Irene by by Irene and they always gave it a weird name like Jim Jones oh Jesus I'm

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after he drunk with him saying I have to kill those people yeah so they would give it weird weird names Jim Jones how crazy was that suicide they would make give it all these weird names Jim Jones named the town Jonestown that's you know that's when the cops moving when you name a town after sounds like what are you doing I'm just running Vernon Ville and that just sounded but in Guyana yeah and made people sell everything to move the that's just terrific fucking you know it's been a guy in a bunch of times Steve rinella you know is that the guy from that yeah he's been on my podcast from the show mediator yeah he's recorded a bunch of episodes in Guyana living with the people that live in the jungle fascinating shit fascinating watching all those people live and he's interacting with them and hanging out with them bow fishing with them and shit just wild man they found pictographs on a rock that's on a river they have no idea who made him no idea how old they are just sitting there just probably thousand years old don't know what they mean to some people

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an ancient time ago in Guyana wrote the shit on a rock and you can still see it today

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I want to see what that fuckin place looks like than Jim Jones had no they just did what they do with it once everybody was just a jungle that I just grew out just roll over I went back and they re dug up the Old Stage he had a landing strip to right yeah that's what he shot the hot dog I still remember being a little kid and I'm showing the guy gets shot the federal age the camera falling know the governor or senator they showed they always showed the shot the camera going down hmm they're the reporters are about to get on the plane and then the truck pulled up guys just opened fire on them I think I fell with the camera rolling wow the lady still alive the senator the woman she had shot she got shot woman got shot the congressman who ever the Congress from the son of the what we got he died but her assistant lived and somebody else would they just got interview it was either the anniversary or some shit hey

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all that shit I can't see the people he took down there he just I don't know culture dangerous it's very dangerous when one person wants to be the only one to talk and tell you what to do and make the rules and be special when you got that one person that gathers a group of people and has all those people listen to him without question and tries to say that he has the the answers for whatever reason that's appealing to people it's very weird but people fall into that trap over and over and over again we have a strong confident man who is telling you what I know and then you see them giving into the power and for whatever reason it makes it even more attractive to certain segments of the population when you see someone reveling in the power of being a cult leader like I guarantee you when that guy in Waco what the fuck was his name correct correct David koresh I guarantee you one when he was on the news and talking about how they'll never give up like it girls were probably beaten down his door trying to get in that car

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the crazier in the nuttier and the more more apocalyptic your message the more people that want to join it's weird and they they're just they just don't have the ability to discern all this is not a good idea this guy really doesn't have his head on straight this guy might be fucking completely crazy and they've always realize those things of fuckfest anyway oh and other than that guy's slinging Dickies crested that we a crush crush banged everybody's wife yeah it's yep the friend I had a friend who grew up in a cult in the stories with oh yeah horrific I know the friend I know he talked about yeah horrific you know so you look at this shit you like I don't fucking dangerous and if anytime someone is running any kind of thing where they got a separate you from everybody else come to us going to get you away from all those people it's just never goes well it fucking never goes well it never goes well they want control they want control control of you and the best way to do that is get you away from all this

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pesky people with all their questions they don't know what we know we know what's really going on we know what this is really all about next thing you know you're in a cult how many culture going on right now that we don't know about it's like a gang of them that are just like bubbling under the surface that one they found out about last year I was actually York that's our connection yes that's the real death row motherfuckers in jail over that one yeah the next someone is a weird one right because it was like the head while the jit actors and actors and actresses which does sex cult right they're all sex calls they should stop saying sex Cults right is there a no sex cult no sex cult it just looks like Buddhist they're like they go okay yeah that's exactly what you got just think about that a guy who tells you he's God the Lord alone fuck your wife like a crazy girl why in the middle night as she comes back the next day smelling like cock and God knows what else and you have to

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respect the guy and call him God yeah they do yeah they such a sick sick fucking mind it's sick and you have to be in such a weak State as a human being the really buy into that you can't call him you know you can't quiet they just a fucked-up weird State maybe they had a void there live somewhere in this is the way by filling it in my just I don't see it I can never join a cult but there's a bunch of different things could go wrong with the leader and You Gotta Give Me Your Money mmm you gotta do it yes I yeah those people that went to Johnstown how to sell their home whatever they had and give them money you have did you see Wild Country wow Bob Country Now what is it it's a Netflix documentary about the Pacific Northwest called Rock Niche guy that got it eventually went on to

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he found this this crazy cult and they went on to buy this town up there I heard about is fucking amazing I do listen we live around so much stupidity why watching One sit there watching on the TV it's really good though the documentary is incredible it's so well done and is Sheila lady who's running things she's poisoning people and shit it's crazy they but they poisoned people she did all kinds of crazy stuff it was it's while the ship homeless people into votes they could take over the town they just brought homeless people in from everywhere just picked him up come in the homeless people like yeah we found a home and some of them were like really into it and they're like all right we're done with you could fuck out of here kicked him out after they took over the home everyone in the town that lived there before them was fucking hated them they did they have their own police force armed guards and guy's arm to the dick okay just carrying machine guns shit how to fuck is a tool clock

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because we that's what always happens with us how to fuck I thought it was like one o'clock you know welfare so we have fun I've never ever easy

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I'm billing you for I've known you for 23 years man maybe more

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when did you get there what year 97 was it 97 yeah yeah 22 years it's a long time Joe Diaz you go to the store and see what we are walking around around and how long we been there for every time I go down there I got a fucking anxiety attack really yeah I got anxiety I can't believe I'm still there still so fun I got up I got a home sometimes I just sit back by the Ice Cube machine and look and go how lucky am I but I got a fucking home but I got to Boogie I know you do I got up let's rock this bitch out of Boogie and fucking pee all right old man both I love you brother you love you too happy Fourth of July to munching Charlotte next week you dirty bitches I'm excited thank you to everybody that came Atlantic City and Baltimore to have a great time Miss we didn't talk about Baltimore oh yeah I know the food and Baltimore and Borgata or John real oh yeah shoutout to John Rallo all right fuck all of you guys love you bye

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thank you everybody that came out I think I said it during the show but thank you everybody that came out to Atlantic City and Baltimore's past weekend we had a great time and traveling with those two Knuckleheads with Cheetos Santino Andrew Santino and Tony Hinchcliffe is a joy a pleasure and a joy so much fun all right much love to you all thank you bye