#588 - Philip DeFranco

Dec 18, 2014

Philip DeFranco is a popular YouTube and internet personality. He hosts "The Philip DeFranco Show" where news stories are discussed every Monday-Thursday at youtube.com/sxephil

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talk like a normal person so if you've ever like man I watched a lot of that guy's videos what the fuck does that guy talk like in real life well he talks very articulately and very intelligently and I really enjoyed talking to him so I think you're going to enjoy this please without any further Ado welcome Philip DeFranco

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The Joe Rogan Experience joined by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day hello everybody hello Philip DeFranco welcome I don't know what that voice all but I know welcome to show though it's just a fun day because this is the first day if you're listening this in the future this is the day after the Seth Rogen and James Franco movie got pulled from all theaters because of anonymous threats from some hacker characters which is pretty fucking weird huh yeah I mean it's it's rough sucker right up on my mouth yeah well it's a living inside you yeah it's I mean it's it is rough there were a lot of I saw a lot of people reacting yesterday like I can't believe America did this and I was like it's Soni it's not man America they actually Japanese it's kind of hilarious but yeah it is weird right yeah because I mean it does I mean it sets this like this precedent that if

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make something that we might not want we can pressure you away from me actually releasing it a Defector says that North Korea has 1800 cyber Warriors what does that mean I mean he has a whole clone of people that will attack anybody that a clone I mean group of clones eat a whole army army of must say yeah what the fuck man yeah and but it's weird right because every time you see like a picture of North Korea and like a person in front of a computer it looks like they're just trying to figure out how to use it but like what is this well obviously South Korea is responsible for Samsung and you know so many incredible Innovations come out of South Korea I mean they make some of the best electronics in the world it's so I got to think that some of that smarts gets up into North Korea it's going through that Minefield it's able to get there I would imagine this they steal people and our something they just hire and they just throw money at him probably nobody's from South Korea's going to go

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North Korea because they'll keep you there they'll do whatever the fuck they want I mean you hear that shit that they do to those people in North Korea it's like the last at all those historical dictatorships that you you heard about like all throughout time where people did horrific terrible things to the people that you know they were there were under the people that were under them rather this is like the last one of those the last one that was a real dictatorship like one guy who really runs the whole show and everyone's terrified yeah and I thought there was like the thought that he was actually going to be knocked out of power and then it just turned out he had a cold and like he sprained his ankle yeah well who knows who knows what's going on over there but as a person who you do these YouTube videos and you started them essentially did you just sit in front of a camera and just create your own just yeah I mean I was I was eight years ago I was in I was in college I was going through

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Pre-Med program I hated life and I had no money so YouTube was just like this free entertainment because I couldn't go out and do anything and so I was watching these videos and even to this day I think like when people watch me it's like what is this schmuck talking about I could do this and I could probably do it better and so that's what I felt eight years ago and I just kind of started ranting about like Bill O'Reilly and then that turned into more pop culture and then it turned into like the eight-minute show that thing that you did recently this is one that really got me is that Lena Dunham thing which one I know they've talked about her a few times did you talk about our few times the one where you were you you danced around it very well for folks who don't know the story Lena Dunham wrote a book and in the book she described this sexual encounter that she had with a man where it's tough to say exactly what was going on but her description of it was essentially that the guy was being very forward or you know very

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very pushy and she started talking dirty to him out of I don't know how she described that she did say it was out of fear is that what she said or I'm trying to think of that specific one I know that I feel like one of the last time she was in it there were people that were accusing her of molesting her sister yes that's a different one okay everything that when you're talking about this is the one where she she was saying that the guy raped her but she was talking dirty to the guy I don't think I covered that one yeah you did I did oh no what did I say yeah yeah that's the question well you were just saying that it was some mixed signals that she was sending these crazy mixed signals that it confuses people as to what the definition the actual definition of rape like what this this we're in a weird time now okay and in this weird time that we're at there's a lot of

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there's a lot of exposure and a lot of discussion about rape and I think that's a very good thing because obviously rape is a terrifying horrible crime I have three daughters you know it scares the shit out of me I just it just as a human being it scares the shit out of me that someone can do that to someone but this description which she described in her book it doesn't sound like you could call that rape to me I mean it sounds like an unfortunate sexual encounter her roommates convinced her after the fact that it was rape you know the whole story she was telling her I can't believe you don't remember my videos I don't think I made this you must have no I mean it might have been SourceFed maybe knows you dude okay I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go after okay do I need you motherfucker oh it's going to be that got you a moment I'll be like when did I make this video but either way the the idea behind it is that she decided after the fact that somehow or another

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this was this was rape and and then she wrote this book about it and now the guy who the you didn't talk about this but the guy who was the accused in this has now lawyered up and even though he's under a different name people sort of identified who actually is and it's become this crazy ugly thing and then it came out that she molested her 12 year old sister for like a lot of years like many years yeah I know there was the story that was that she wrote in the book and I was about her sister when she was like one or two I think it's something like that and there was like the gravel story and I mean that was that was weird the way that I like to cover it is if it's not black and white which very few things are I try to talk about what both sides say and then like where my mental place is at that moment but I mean there's a lot of conversation about about rape right now and I think I agree with you it is it is very

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especially with like all the Bill Bill Cosby stuff coming out this was what it was it was real rape versus rape culture how long ago was that I don't know

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whatever did you just Google Philly the rape because this is weird now it's okay I might I might be wrong dude I might be wrong and actually might have been somebody else that did that video so I was like oh no I have a terrible memory sorry you've done a few though right you've done a few on her in this whole story I've talked about yet her in the book I've talked about a rape stories recently just because it's there's just there is a real conversation to be had and so many times it just gets lost on the internet whether it's some stupid hashtag that goes out there and had a good intention and gets hijacked and then it becomes just men versus women rather than all of us against rapists right oh Steven Crowder that's who it was I got can eat I got you confused but yeah all of us versus rapists yeah this what is going on like why is like rape such a Hot Topic right now like do we go in Cycles where things become like important things to talk about for whatever reason like right now obviously it's race

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race is a huge one now because it Ferguson because of the guy that got killed in New York and Garner Eric Gardner we go in these weird Cycles like pop culture Cycles well I mean I think it's something hits and then it is always a mishmash I think of is it a real issue and people know that they're going to get clicks right you know it just riding that wave I think a big part of it is riding that wave but also like it's a problem I think when I talk to people a lot of it is you know I understand that I don't have that that mindset because of weather it people call it like white privilege or just like my specific specific way of like being raised I don't have that that outlook on life so I find it very interesting

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yeah I think especially now with with race with race and with police brutality like this is probably this to subject has been brought up more not just obviously on YouTube videos but just all throughout social media over the last couple months that I can ever remember like in my lifetime hmm I'm trying to think of other times I don't know race we don't you think with all this Eric Garner stuff and all the stuff that's going on right now with with with Ferguson and the police protests this is a strange time it is a very strange time is the situation in New York I think perplex me the most just because I've been always just for the longest time talking about body cams on Cops and it just like it has to be a thing but like everything else there's no just one fix it's not like we throw cameras on and it's like oh right racism stopped but I do believe that it is a

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first step and I think then you do have to punish officers that that do not turn those on and I think that places that make it where you can punish someone for filming a police officer if you antagonize the cop you know I think that's something but just filming like showing the what happened like that's crazy it's crazy and they just passed that recently and one of the states is Illinois I think I think it was years ago just just insane I mean I don't know what the fuck they're trying to accomplish by not having complete transparency like that that's bizarre right it just it you wonder like why I mean and there have been police officers that come out saying the only people that would be against this are dirty cops yeah you know or people that just don't want any more scrutiny maybe they think that maybe they think there's like especially Chicago Chicago is so bad the gang violence in Chicago was so completely out of control and you know you read about the murder rates in Chicago they're off the charts right maybe there's think the only way to clean that up is to just fight fire with fire and just do dirty cop can't act

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something I like I like some big summer blockbuster movie where you're like yeah it is okay yeah like some Denzel Washington character from that what was the movie Judd training day yeah we're becomes yeah I don't know so you you started just ranting about things on these YouTube videos where along the line did everybody on YouTube agree to do these smash Cuts Like We edit out all of the Dead are in between everything you say and everything this is us you know that weird thing that you guys do yeah yeah the jump cut yeah the jump Cuts I mean the jump cut was a thing before before I did anything I think the guy that popularized it was Zay Frank who works he's like one of the big guys over at BuzzFeed now but I mean just any anytime online it's not for YouTube it's very not a podcast in the sense of you know we're sitting down talking you can take a moment to drink those

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seconds matter if I don't make you interested in 15 seconds you're out is that crazy I mean it's very it's very add overtime YouTube videos the longer content the longer content can live but it is it is kind of what you have to understand when you're making that content but isn't it like in that sense aren't you like kowtowing to morons you think someone who can't can't like pause I think that it's become just kind of the the entertainment I think I enjoy a video that has jump cuts and then if I'm in my car I'm riding my bike I'm doing whatever that's when I listen to podcasts or if I'm like relaxing if I'm at work and I have 12 minutes left on my break I want to try and get in as much as possible well your videos are very entertaining don't get me wrong I mean there's nothing bad about them but the jump cut thing is it's just it's almost like it just grabs you write like you can't let go like this motherfucker is not going to stop he's not going to stop talking like this one complete sentence that you thought

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you know there's you taking out every are every um every every deep breath and everything you know it's just that that that that that yeah that tonight welcome to America Max Headroom called it right oh yeah back in the day like a good night yeah sort of cutting right yeah when I first started it was it was much worse I because I would edit in like iMovie and so I could just shoot one part of a sentence at a time and then change the frame and so if you go to my older videos it's it's very very jarring while in the new stuff sometimes maybe you get 25 seconds how many YouTube followers do you have now you too it's somewhere in three million Jesus Christ I don't know how have you done this it's over eight years it's not like a lot of these like the new Young British kids that they just like they make a video where they you know it's like five things I love it's like 8 million views yeah you've created what it is the other thing that I like about you is you like me also like chimpanzees yes I noticed

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that your your logo has a chimpanzee on it what's that all about I don't know oh you know what it was no you know what I was it's not it's not even like a cool creative reason it's just for greed I had astiz monkey poster in my background like the first two years of my my my YouTube career if you want to call that and and I was like I can't sell these so let's make our own and that's hilarious yeah we just we did it three million three hundred ninety seven thousand subscribers damn some did you stand in front of a camera mostly just talking yes yeah we've I've created a you know some new channels with different people just so that something can grow past me but for the most part I mean that's that's at the end of the day that's the main thing so you started like a whole business because of this yeah so I after doing this for a while YouTube came to us and it was part of this like big YouTube channel initiative I think they spent like a hundred million dollars across the board and like Vice jumped in Red Bull a bunch of other things that aren't

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on there anymore and so I create another Channel called SourceFed and then from there SourceFed nerd and then after about a year and a half of that it was acquired by Discovery and so now we're just making stuff with and for Discovery there's so many of these guys out there doing this now you were one of the first ones but like you can't keep up with how many people are just standing in front of a camera right commenting on you know whatever pop culture the news politics things that are going on it's it's really interesting that there's there's so many people that are really good at this I mean this is this is something where if we lived a decade ago there's no Outlet right most of these people and so they would all have normal lives they would be and you know you would be in medical school or you'd be a doctor by now or someone would be you know whatever whatever other job they chose instead now you know they've got a million two million view 3 million followers on YouTube that are hanging on every day

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waiting for new videos to come out I mean you have a bunch of like really psycho obsessed fans I'll try to think I'm like psycho obsessed there are a bunch of people that are really pumped there are people that have been with me for for eight years like and that's that for me that's like a lifetime people that you know I was wearing a backwards hat and I had stupid fake fake earrings and like earrings fake diamond earrings you know when you go to like Claire's when you're how old I'm 29 see when you're twenty nine eight years is a long fucking time because the difference between T1 and 29 it's like man you were a child and now you're a man almost one year you'll be a man yeah when I hit 30 yeah that's when it starts sort of I've been waiting I've been waiting for it to feel that moment I mean if I met me when I was 30 I'd be like bitch you ain't a man right you know well yeah when I think about some of the stuff I said I mean I don't know if it does that stop like when you're 30 or you like I never said anything else I ever heard granted you know

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it never stops I regret some shit I said an hour ago it's no getting around it it's mean as a human being you like I think I think the development of life is sort of like a Peaks and valleys sort of thing like you hit these Peaks and then you slide your fuckup and you you know just like we were talking about before about Tom Score and you doing some sort of a podcast for you lose weight the reality is you'll lose all that weight and then you fucking get fat again for a little bit and then you try to lose all that weight and I think it's very difficult to completely change who you are or to completely stop saying words Eve trying to cut out of your vernacular or completely stopped doing certain things like I was listening to Bill bergey oh Dave's talking about he's going to stop watching porn he stopped he hasn't watched porn in like four days he's like talking like as if that's some sort of accomplishment for days if you gone for days congratulations no you're not no well can you think of what do you what's your number

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that have gone without watching porn yeah well when I've gone camping of this like a week flu flu but then a moment I guess I'll go tell coach yeah probably it's probably never been more than a couple of weeks I've definitely got a couple weeks just because I've been busy Mmm Yeah it's too accessible I'm just trying to think like what's the longest I don't know like watching it today today no I covered a story on PornHub for because they release infographic salt Dory yes you know what it is journalism yes it's very serious know it was a it was just a story my whole thing is like bringing it kind of I guess the HBO model where like every first season it's just like set dirty sloppy sex and random scenes that make no sense right and then they're like and we're going to keep you because it's really good really good TV show like big love big love was nothing but like porno yeah for like

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per season and then it was like and then here's the storyline so yeah we it was what what countries last the longest yeah Jesus Christ which one is it China wow I don't know why how long they last it's about on average it's 15 minutes and then in the United States Tempe Arizona is one of the the shortest with five minutes and for some reason just cocaine's find that out well they just looked at the amount of time someone stayed on a video page and then left and then for some reason Mountain View I don't know what's happening in Mountain View but they last 21 minutes I don't know what they're doing Mountain View yeah they last 21 minutes yeah that's the average I don't know what they're doing they're probably distracted mountain lions outside their house some shit to put their pants up every couple minutes but that scratching at the door

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yeah it's a weird time when it comes to porn as well because it's just never been in any time in history where you could watch people fuck so easily I mean yeah man I remember it was like a big thing for me my parents were gone for two days and I always just trustworthy enough where they would leave me at home and I remember when you would have to buy a three hour block of Playboy on it was like DirecTV yeah and I put a VHS in and I was like I'm saving this forever and and like and but then I was like afterwards where you like afterwards we realize you made a terrible decision you're just like oh no the bills going to come and so I'm just waiting every day and and the bill comes in and I open it up the steam thing doesn't work after rip it open but luckily we have our own things and and I take it out I scan it for some reason we have an old-school typewriter because I don't know Photoshop or whatever the equivalent is

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when I'm like 16 years old and I like I faked an entire bill so that they would think I got Titanic that's hilarious like I was I was terrified but I was very proud of myself I was very proud of myself that's a brilliant way of handling it but it was it was a very in the moment terrified oh my God what did I just do but they still paid the bill yet they paid out was fine so they really never found out no never found any has it's like the one time I got away with something should tell him now just just bring it up at Thanksgiving next year's Thanksgiving here's the deal there was a time and those Playboy blocks are fucking brutal anyway because you never saw real me kind of saw sex like they would show penetration for like a second or two but there was no cumshots I don't like I'm shots from is usually no penetration in the HBO play or the Playboy Radio one for the Playboys some of them have a little I think right the and they are sometimes just like there was some shows that you're like why is this a thing there was sex Court don't know if anyone's ever like remembered that it would just be like

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it would be a guy that was not paying enough attention to his wife and the judge would like suck his wife's tits no it's just like Pash down do it right just pass down some weird judgment yeah I don't know man it's it's just it's kind of odd that technology is fueled in a lot of ways by porn you know like HTML5 like when that came along like that one of the earliest adopters was porn you know and because the iPhone and the iPads we're using HTML5 and they weren't using flash anymore everybody's like all right fuck flash flash flash we're gonna go with this I mean that's essentially what happened right yeah but how is Flash even still alive to this day I have problems with flash every day do you guys have the problems every day I always forget it's a thing until I have eight tabs open and then all of them crash yeah yeah definitely crashes it's it's just a weird sort of a thing and it's also got a weird reputation

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Steve Jobs or so anti-flash and so like outward about some open about being anti Flash

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but yet it's still around and it's still got holes in it it's still you know a big problem security wise and and now with Safari almost blocking flash to the point where videos won't work and there's like this little Banner that supposed to pop up that says it's in like power setting mode or something that never does so then you have to like update the Flash and it's just it's a pain in the ass but there's so many things that are just happening like I don't I still don't know what Adobe Reader is I just know that I update yeah all the time no and what is it didn't look like what does it do for PDFs or you're right I don't know what that is yeah what does Adobe Reader do someone will tweet us I'm sure they're like my idiot I don't I don't think I've ever like looked into it I just always say yes all right yeah I'll say any why not update the shit out of that stupid thing when you make your videos to you do you do it based on pop culture based on you know what's in the news based on shit you want to talk about like how do

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how do you set out to create a video and I think it's 70% stuff that I want to talk about its I always want to talk about one big worldwide story today I think it is actually the the Sony story because I mean this kind of if you think about this stoner movie has somehow now turned into just an international conflict right and then so that's the main story and then I hope in with porn hubs stats because that's what you do and then share some uh some interesting videos and then there's one other thing I don't know I had to hurry up because I had to be able to make it here how many many minutes are videos videos on average I get yelled at if they're young long or the shorter than six minutes and yells at you the internet really yeah because it used to be a two to three minute show because that would be the amount I could actually try and keep it interesting and then it slowly became this 7 to 12 minutes show and so that's what it is usually and I'm trying to think if I ever go shorter not really you could always put those pauses back in son

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no man and people would see how that fucker out 15 minutes like I'm like I'm cringing inside with all my my little things where I say like oh like is rough like his rough like and you know you know know is where one you know there's this you know thing you know where you got you know this guy you know like I catch myself saying you know and I'm like you fucking dumbass you better stop saying that stupid because we all need those Obama pauses that's what I yeah we do Philip DeFranco yeah yeah that's what he does to keep from saying um or some people say fuck you know which is almost as bad likes fucking fucking guy with the fucking thing with the fucking that's my dad yeah it does oh yeah my dad's like my dad's pure New Yorker so it's like every three words what do your parents think of this man this is I mean you're a you're what they call in quotes a YouTube sensation oh no you are you're smirking as you say that to I love your sensation they say if

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I was going to describe you YouTube sensation Philip DeFranco and that's what you are you're YouTube sensation I've seen a dozen of your videos at least probably 20 your sensation I was like watched a dozen of your videos you are in fact the sensations be honest so how many of you watched on accident none of them okay well you knew is usually most of the videos that I've watched of you is either someone put a bump on my message board you know they're like you know listen to School video or going to in a thread maybe we're talking about something that has to do with the subject of the thread or someone will send it to me on Twitter okay you know but they're always really good points you're always really well measured in the things you talked about like you you're obviously thinking about these things in depth and you don't come at it from any weird you know ideology you look at things very balanced and I appreciate that yeah I try to it's a know I always think of just if someone yelled at me that I was wrong you know and didn't give me like any any possible getaway like

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you know give me an out right give me give me something but my parents they hated it first really did yeah my because we didn't know when made money for like the first first probably four years now so they were like you're wasting your time yeah when I was in when I was going through pre-med and North Carolina one of the big things was I my grades started slipping I was kind of just doing it because it was a hobby and I was going to stop making the videos but then you two brought around the the partner program which was just their way of putting ads on it and you know you got money and there were all these big promises and then it turned out like we were making pennies but it was it was still like this Revenue which which was amazing to me like making YouTube videos and making money from it and now it's it's a whole thing because we're with Discovery we have a sales team in New York and wow it's just weird it mean but we didn't make money for the first four years yeah but that's why it's good it's kids like you did it because you were actually enjoying doing it and you're enjoying the feedback and that's sort of like a nap

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to ship me think about like to get a bachelor's degree you're doing for years he did for years and YouTube and then you graduated it's the 10,000 hours right yeah I mean shit 10,000 hours of that's a lot you know it's like this we haven't done 10,000 hours of podcasting you know think we've done 580 something podcast that's three not always three sometimes too yeah that's not it's not 10,000 hours okay it's fucking slot that thousand hours a long fucking time yeah but I mean it's just the old school stuff and I don't know everyone kind of had to change along with it there are a lot of people that were making videos back then that hated the prospect of money that money was going to ruin it all like we're all going to be wearing like Pepsi shirts right and it was all gonna go downhill but you just have to you have to just change with it yeah that is the real fear right is that corporate media comes in or corporate entities come in buy you out give you an offer you can't refuse and next thing you know

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you can't talk about anything controversial you get asked to wear certain clothes you get asked to talk about certain movies it would be good if you could talk about the interview it's our new film that's coming out Philip DeFranco I'm sure you have a positive review of the interview know that kind of shit yeah we're slowly we have a segment called calls from Colin because because like I said some of the the company was purchased by Discovery and then we talked about the was the there's the Anaconda video or the which remember the two-hour special of the guy that got oh yeah that asshole that didn't even get eaten and I just and I made fun of it and I just anytime anything's Discovery and I'll be like I'm looking forward to your call Colin because I know that it's going to come down well I don't know what the fuck they were thinking with that they put this guy if you don't know what we're talking about they put it was called eaten alive or something like that and so they put this guy in this armored sort of suit and they covered his body and pig blood and then they sort of fed him to an anaconda

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so the Anaconda wraps its body around him and just starts breaking this guy's body and he Taps out this pussy you know I never got eaten at all at all like that thing didn't even put a mouth on him it didn't even like get its mouth over his head yeah it was a I don't know I just sort of like Batum a little right it was nibbled yeah you got nibble you got you got hugged he got coddled by see her flying creature you got hugged mean they are fucking unbelievably strong and that's one of the things that I was thinking of when I was when I was hearing about this was like one of his guy is aware of what the pressure of that thing constricting him is going to be like because even if you're in a suit you're probably not going to be able to breathe like the thing about what they do even if it doesn't swallow you whole as they wait for you to take a breath and then when you exhale they clamp down so that you can't inhale again that's what they do it sounds so terrifying oh then the scariest things on the world yeah but I would have done the same thing I woulda done the same thing

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tout yes I wouldn't have done it I've been fuck you I'm not doing that I don't know I think it got great ratings but it did they lied to us they lie to us then a two-hour show where it got they knew that fucking guy didn't get eaten and they called it eaten alive he didn't even get fucking halfway swallowed he didn't get his foot swallowed you know with you think that's the way that's what went wrong you didn't start from the right way no they always start from the head that's that's the snakes choice you know the snake gets to decide what's really insane about anacondas is there's people in Brazil That's where that they can get to a hundred feet there's people in Brazil especially people that I've seen them like a long time ago that have seen enormous ones like we don't really know like what the biggest ones are of anacondas I think the biggest ones I've ever captured I've been like something like 30 or 40 feet or something like that but people believe that they can grow to a hundred feet I have no idea I would like him you saying you could tell me anything about anacondas and I feel like that's amazing

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and I'm not gonna question it at all that's what you should if it's coming out of my mouth for sure you should question it but they're there the whole idea behind an animal or a snake that all what it does is grab ahold of you and then wraps its body around you and crushes you and then swallows you whole and if you see them when they have something inside their body they can expand like they can swallow it these enormous animals I'm not messing with that I'm now I'm not going anywhere that could possibly happen ever no but these goddamn Discovery Channel shows or any of these is that Discovery was Discovery right yeah there's so many of these goddamn shows were there doing this now whether they're they're sort of baiting you into watch them with these stunts and then when you actually do watch it like how about those goddamn mermaid I can't keep choosing this day people believe that those Animal Planet shows were real to these mermaids are real they never said that it was a piece of fiction they never did

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they made a mockumentary do you know what I'm talking about no I know that like I'm scarred because there was like there was a show that was on Fox when I when I was like ten years old and it was it was like I look back and it was obviously fake but at no point during it did they say that this alien abduction thing was faking it throw me out yeah that's right for like four years yeah that one was crazy because no one ever took credit for that one right I don't even remember what it is I just I just there it's just in my brain of I was terrified of this 434 years yeah they that was one where everybody really was convinced that that was a real alien and there was a bunch of people that were like supposedly special effects designers who said we can't even do that they always at get some dummy that's like a makeup artist is like we're not even capable of doing that today and then you know you talked to some like Rick Baker characters like yeah we are what the fuck you talking about you assholes but all you need is like one person to get on camera

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and say that and you know maybe yeah whoever whoever made that was the guy that like that's how he was able to get Jurassic Park because like if you look at Jurassic Park that's awesome like that's all CGI though no but I mean I'm talking about like the first one compared to where we are today like if you look at the first one how advanced the maze was yeah I just watched it the other day with my four-year-old she was not digging it no six-year-old loved it the four-year-old was like fuck this she buried her head and her mom's lap and started crying and screaming when the T-Rex was chasing the Jeep she checked out right there that was lucky enough like she was fine when the brontosauruses were moving around but as soon as the T-Rex came around and ate the goat looks like it was all downhill from there I what point is it is it super important to stay away from scary TV for kids because I have a new one it's a good question I think that I mean what is scary I mean it's good to expose them to reality in a certain sense like to let them

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now that there's good people but there's also the potential bad people without actually bringing them to prison say look these are the guys the tattoos on their face stay away from them son I don't know I mean it's um it's a good question like I think we are entirely too scared as a culture by media in a certain way I mean I know people that just watch those goddamn serial-killer shows you know those shows where they profile serial killers and it talked about serial killers or or they talk about love gone wrong and you know this I have a friend who watches all of those all those hasn't dvr'd just can't can't turn away from these goddamn shows on psychos yeah I think the I think like the demo of that are 60 year old like women at home I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it's murder porn yeah it is more to porn yeah that's a Duncan calls it too yeah that's really the best way to describe it it really you get some sort of a weird thrill out of like

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listening to the story about how this guy bought all this you know acid and no say saved it up and let me know got a tub and put it in the woods and chop the lady up you know like Jesus Christ well it's like CSI but real life yeah I know yeah that is where when you see them in court and the shackle do like that the guy that did it that fucking guy really did it yeah I mean but I'm not above it I know that I searched like forever on unlike iTunes and all over the web to watch a show called it was like the first 48 yes and I was just I was trying to go through the top 10 and I was like oh this is terrifying and it's the first like the number one is it's just that guy killed like seven people and they're all part of his family and it all and you're just like what is this is like life this is life how do you do that yeah it's that's a weird like

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weird reality that some people can go off the rail completely and just kill everyone in their family including like kids killer kids yeah see that scares me oh yeah because I have a son now that's that's seven and a half months and just everyday when you look at the news it's like this this child will because in New York that kid or that guy cut his mom's head off and kicked it through the street on Halloween like that's a thing that happened was a cunt though I heard she was like and the shirt she was always telling me to turn the TV down shit like that

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go to bed yeah she's always telling pay rent you gotta pay around fuck her she made him he didn't ask to be born G hear about this video game actually you covered it the other day hatred yeah that's oh is that the one where you have the video asking if it should be censored yeah it's one of those things where I look at the game and I try and think of like everything that I've played in the past and I've played super super gory violent games like Manhunt and I've like loved it and like you're looking at Strat guides on how you can get the more the more vicious more vicious kill on someone in a Manhunt and I think it's more of just from the outset the way that it's being portrayed as it seems like hey you know that guy that goes to a movie theater and kills everyone what if you were that guy and so and so it's it's a game that I don't know if I'm going to play I might play it so that I can cover it but I also understand that yeah maybe it shouldn't be censored you know that's my that's my thing it's one of those things that's a gray area first yeah

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crazy your its people's head off with a shotgun there is also a scene yeah that massive stabbing and so it's one of those for me it is like something where I'm just yeah I'm trying to get where I try and get past myself because my reaction and I you're not showing this on the show are you yeah just pieces of it's a video game trailers you though video game sounds all right but don't just in case yeah but so here we get pulled off YouTube for oh really yeah we showed nature videos anytime we show a video and we go over talk about the video we get pulled for some YouTube copyright and fucking horseshit but it's a good point like what it what point in time as a culture do we say hey what the fuck is this like this isn't even like a hero is going around killing bad guys in a very violent manner like you just like so that wantonly killing people that's like that's the main difference when someone makes a comparison to Manhunt it's usually you think okay bad guy or you know crazy

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story guy killing other bad guys this with just kind of a mass killing of innocent people you also have to wonder we've only seen one trailer you know is there is there something where there is there is a story there or is it just intended to to make people angry but I always look at video games some some aren't but some I think are like any form of entertainment art in some way you know it is it is it supposed to make you really nervous right like when you see that you're like oh shit like that's fucking crazy how is this a thing for me I I go okay that's that's a good thing it's a conversation it's something that goes a step deeper and that kid right that they've said killed someone because of Grand Theft Auto or of Call of Duty I mean this is just it's going to get tagged on you know of maybe that guy plays that game but I know that I play Grand Theft Auto and I you know run over people I wouldn't do that in real life I'm not a psychopath but because it's a goof because you also you know there are not real people

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exactly it's kind of naughty yeah kind of naughty to just run people over for fun right but you just highlighting will you just highlight that the actual game like the description of the game's kind of fucked up though it's oh yeah it is like I just hate the world in the human worms feasting on its carcass my whole life is just cold bitter hatred I always wanted to die violently the time for vengeance and know life is worth saving and I'll put in a grave as many as I can I mean that alone is just like craziest yeah that's like he get to be Michael Myers from Halloween you know if you played Halloween you got to be the the psycho is that a valid piece of art because right people are running away from you but is not only valid if you're the good guy yeah but that's a little bit of fake compared to this as realistic this is you going into a mall and killing cops and children and stabbing him and blowing our heads off a shot guns where Jason is like a monster that lives in a lake or something right that's yeah yeah I mean obviously I don't want any

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anything to do with it right want to play it but should it be censored is the real question right and so the what happened was it was taken off of steam and then it was put back on once one of the co-owners looked into it and was like I don't think this is a valid reason this is us making it too personal this was part of a game coming to the Forefront because people voted for it to be up whether it's because they wanted to troll the general public or because they wanted to generally play this game and it is always the question are we protecting people by not being a thing or are we just telling grown adults what they're allowed to do yeah but that's it is the question right yeah it's and that's why I say it's a gray area because you know kids are going to get a hold of this and who becomes the Arbiter of common sense or decency right becomes the who becomes the judge as to what is and is not detrimental to society that looks like detrimental to me I mean it's that's like you're entering into that realm of like the full extreme like you know like Faces of Death is that as that

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you know when you watch those faces death is that actually entertainment or you just freaking yourself out watching horrific things and who the fuck is filming that stuff snuff films you know who's filming those things where Faces of Death realness some of them there was news footage mixed with fake is that what it was yeah I just know that I would when I when that was a thing I think was like 10 years ago like a man East yeah yeah I was just like I was freaked out by the idea and I never want to look at how much of Faces of Death is fake like how many more real somewhat like the guy who shot himself in the head the cop are the judge in the court room yeah I was that faces the death yeah there was like the the Train the woman running across getting that was real now it's real but then like blood orgy which was my favorite part growing up that was fake yeah where everyone's fucking and right you know that was fake what about when they knocked a monkey over the head and ate its brains I think that was fake but I'm not sure what that one where they're knocking it with a little hammer and then they take the monkey brains out like yeah John Stowe yeah and then you eat it yeah that's by the way

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worst thing you could ever eat on a monkey is the brains because of monkeys like really close to a human being that be like eating human brains which is how they get prions that's how those guys in New Guinea wind up getting Jacob kreutzfeld disease the same thing as mad cow well you get it from eating brain tissue the cows get it from eating brain tissue of other cows it's some neurological disease that come it's like Nature's protection from cannibalism Nature's nature like if you become someone who preys on the same species as you Nature has sort of has this built-in failsafe mechanism to make your body shut down I like stuff like that I get if you're in an area where that's the only thing but when I think of brain like someone eating monkey brains I just imagine like some guys way too much money and it just everything in life is boring and he's like let's do this yeah some like you know most dangerous game type dude wants to hunt humans releases them from his mansion and tracks

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with through his country estate yeah was that an iced tea movie was right well it wasn't what it was it was also a who's probably should probably show a movie right there was a there was a Polish Amish or version always sure yeah come on Google it for real you already wrote Philly dear a PIN to your Google bar nothing else really dear Lena Lena Dunham okay I did Ray when you bring up video games this is an interesting time with video games as well because it's all this gamergate should going on you know there's always this all this this take on women in gaming and feminism and gaming and you know a lot of people think that certain segments of gaming have been co-opted by extreme feminism's Pauly Shore Is Dead now but that was not it was different that was a new one yeah Pauly Shores dad was like he was faking his own death right yeah I think so I don't know that was that

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he maybe I'm thinking something else yeah maybe but there was definitely an iced tea version and there was a really old version called The Most Dangerous Game and I think it's based on an old book or an old story at least maybe perhaps a short story but I don't know yeah that gamergate stuff I just try and stay I just try and stay away man it's like much well there are people that are having an actual conversation and then they're people that think they're actually having a conversation they're just yelling at each other and then and then obviously then you have the the harassment and it just any way you touch it it's bad well the harassments awful you know and the the feminism the over reaction and the the overreaching and the some of the most ridiculous ludicrous points about toxic masculinity and attaching that to like school shootings and things on that's ridiculous too but

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it's not hurting anybody like they're just they just have goofy opinions like with the the harassment is the worst part of it and I think the harassment that's coming from the side of the pro gamergaters it's if only a few people but it fuck's up the whole conversation I think most people are like look we want to watch video games that have girls with big tits okay we want to it it's okay just like it's okay to have big tits in porn just like it's okay to you know it's their goddamn like superheroes okay it's like comic book stuff it's not supposed to be real it doesn't have to represent reality whether it's Phoenix from the X-Men or whether it's you know Laura Croft Tomb Raider like cartoonish representations of human beings is fine just like He-Man Master of the Universe was not anti-male you know when you have these women that have these ridiculous proportions and you know they have stereotypical roles in these movies that doesn't mean the movie is bad it doesn't mean

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detrimental to society doesn't mean it's detrimental towards male-female relations or female empowerment that's nonsense that's nonsense you know people will treat human beings how they are going to treat them based on how they grew up based on the education they received based on a lot of variables I don't think video games factors that heavily into that I feel like the reason video games are there it's a soft target and it's just it's constantly there there's constantly new stuff I don't know I just don't I don't think about it that much I know that I like playing games yeah and everyone else can argue well I used to play as a chick in when I play Quake I played when I played quick I always play as the chick you know why because it's fun when she jumps when she jumps he goes ha ha should make that noise when she jumps and she was a smaller Target that's why we play as a check because in Quake 3 like you could be that big fucking robot but if you're that big fucking robot

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he can see you really good if you're that little tiny chick that's jumping around it's a better character play with I was just talking to Jamey about this the other day because I only play as girl characters in video games always have well yeah but but but if I go hey Jamie was playing as it plays as a guy and I play as a girl but like Jamie I was like ask him why do you play as a guy I mean like if you had to sit there and watch a guy walk around for three hours like just as but the for three hours right that would be gay as fuck if you just sat there and watch a guy but if you watch a girls blow the third person so look yeah I was played in first person but yeah you're right I mean why what is everyone like video game gay Jamie doesn't want anybody think he's gay and he wants to go way out of the way so look I'm a God no plane is a girl he doesn't want anybody thinking that he secretly wants to be a woman it's cute though cause when we play together it's like we're on a date because he said I kind of like this hot chick and he's with this guy and you should see his character it's all like hey I'm cool I got it

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you know I don't know I don't want to play any game like this fucking murder violence game whatever it's called what is it called hatred hatred I don't want to play his game but if you want to make that game I can't stop you from making that game just like I can't stop you from listening to fucking speed metal you know just like I can't stop you from watching violent gory movies you know there's a lot of violent gory moves I don't have nothing to do with but what was this a who the fuck there's a lot of like functional normal rational people that like to watch fucked up shit yeah I mean but I think the thing a lot of people need to get around is whether something is being censored in the sense of like the government and and censored in the sense of a private company right one of the big things GTA V was was pulled off of shelves and Target I think in Australia there was another place in Australia that pulled it and a lot of it was because of the treatment people saying that the treatment of women in that game was wrong yeah this is a lot of holes in that game right you could run

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over and shit smacking gum you can fuck I'm gonna strip club fuck you can wear you can fucking your car again so you go to the strip club and you can pick up a girl and give her money and yeah you can get hookers and then you they start calling you and then you can meet for dates and the yeah I wonder if it would go away if they just made a dude strip club like and guy prostitutes you know like if any would be there oh how dare you oh how dare you that's so unfair if they did that if they did that I'd be the first person to jump in game record it and following on YouTube of like look it's the first dude on to blow job in GTA 5 well I think the once I've been talking about this on stage so I think that once they develop artificial men like artificial human beings like Blade Runner style it's gonna come there's going to be women that have sex robots in their house and we're going to find out what women really like when when when you can actually buy a person that is an artificial person

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that was created entirely in a lab and you could manufacture their personality and get it to exactly where you want it to be and have them do anything you want them to do they're essentially robot sex slaves you're going to go over your grandma's house and she's going to have five seven foot tall Zulu warriors to just throw decorator all day that's going to be the reality that's what it's going to be you're going to go over your mom's house and everyone is going to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime and they're all going to be walking around with like Whitey tighties on a giant hogs at black Arnold maybe maybe she likes them all mixed up maybe she likes Arnold I do I'll be Arnold I mean they're going to be able to recreate celebrities I mean Jennifer Lawrence is not just going to be on the cloud you're going to have her in your fucking dungeon gonna have her locked up that's going to be real look it's not that difficult to do if they can make a 3D representation of her right now which is pretty accurate I mean the the graphics that they can do right now in video games are fucking incredible

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and the CGI that can do is incredible and then you've seen that robot Japanese face where it's getting pretty creepy it's getting pretty creepy they're getting really close to human beings they haven't bridged even at videos what does that that that Valley they call it they call it the Erie Valley or I forget the term that they use that is the difference between looking like me you can looking at you I'm looking at you I know you're really there and there's just weirdness when you're looking at an excellent representation of a CGI human like we went to the Nvidia headquarters in Northern California when I was doing the Sci-Fi show and we saw the latest greatest high-tech version of human beings that they've created and it's incredible it's so good but there's still some shit they can't do like tongues they can't they can't like do like it doesn't look like a real tongue and it doesn't look like real eyelashes and the eye

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balls are a little off I think in the future that we're going to be growing all our parts as soon as we're allowed to do that we're going to be growing you know fake tongues oh yeah and and and that's what's going to change where it's actually real skin you know but inside it's a robot but it feels real sex feels real yeah for sure I mean the robots are going to be made out of some sort of artificial skin that is indistinguishable from regular skin it's going to be heated to the same temperature as a regular person's body I mean the insides will probably be just it artificial organs and some sort of a weird construction and that's going to happen man and when that happens you're going to find out what people actually like because I think a lot of what people complain about is like people feel they feel disempowered you know like women who don't look anything like Lara Croft like sexism in video games the patriarchy it's horrible for male-female relationships chauvinist men who will exist on White Privilege and but if you could have seven

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one foot tall Zulu warriors throwing dick at you all day you would you lying bitch you would lock yourself up in your house you wouldn't tell a word you'd walk out of your house all frumpy and fucked up you just been dick defied all day confuse your hair is going to be in a bundle and you would give up on all your feminism and giving bullshit unless that was how you made a living it would be interesting rosenthal's it would be interesting to see what your friends like what their version of what their perfect girl yeah it would be interesting to see like everybody was Asian you know like for men it would change for men with the reality of men is we have DNA that is designed to want to have sex with as many people as possible because that is the reason why the human race made it 2014 the route human race didn't make it to 2014 because men were eager for monogamy and once they're woman died they could never love another like in these fucking goofy-ass movies and books know the reality is men want to fuck everything you know we just can't and what why can't we

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it because we either aren't attractive enough or we can't because we have a girlfriend and she doesn't want us to or we can't because we have a family what if for whatever reason you want to stick your dick on a lot of different things and the reason being is because your DNA it's like super simple society and our culture and our feelings for other people are the only thing that keep us from doing that I don't know if there's anyone that's against sex robots I think that if the the stuff that you're talking about like I'm sure many wives would be like yes give my husband's sexual but yet he's fucking annoying shit leave me alone our that dude will get divorced like that yeah he will do whatever he wants he will be going golfing whenever he wants he's not gonna listen to anybody anymore if you have some Traci Lords in her prime sex robot at your house guess what your wife can't tell you shit that bitch better shut the fuck up you're lucky if you feed her she's like she's lucky if you let her stay in the house like you need to sleep where the

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dog sleeps you can't sleep in my house anymore you've been telling me what to do for 20 years and women the same thing you think women are going to deal with her fucking beer-bellied stupid husband and his stinky dick you know they're not going to they're gonna be like look Harry it's over you know I got Arnold one two and three behind me and three fucking Arnold Schwarzenegger as with giant hogs in their underwear is going to be our we're that's going to you know everybody's worried about population control the real problem is going to be not enough people having babies because no one wants to have anything to do with biological people because everybody's just fucking these absolutely perfect sex robots I'm all for it I think I think I think once we got past all the weird sex shit that we keep inside right because then you don't have to have another person judging you we can we can hate each other for like good reasons I honestly think as much as I really truly enjoy sex and I enjoy pleasure and I think you know affection is like

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best things in life not just like sex but just hugging people you know it's beautiful you know there's something really awesome about affection but I think one of the things that's holding back human beings and one of the things that keeps us in this sort of animalistic state is this competitive desire to be attractive to find Attractive people to you know to be sexually attractive and to mate with sexually attractive people this salt is all like weird sort of confusing shit that kind of keeps us from being the next level of Enlightenment and reaching the next level of Enlightenment and when you look at aliens you know the archetype gray alien they have GI Joe Dicks like there's nothing there right there totally smooth they have no muscle they have no there's nothing sexually attractive about an alien they're just like these these sort of like almost insectoid you know smooth body smooth limbed there's nothing curvaceous or sweaty or

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animalistic or there's nothing kinetic about them they have these giant fucking heads this little slit for a mouth because he probably didn't use their mouths anymore they just communicate with their brains and they have super-powered brains that can move shit with their mind that's probably where the future is going to be if they could figure out a way to recreate pleasure in a much more intense way than you ever get from sex and and just redo it like with the mind if they could figure out a way to do that Demolition Man yeah you're not going to need you're not going to need to fuck people anymore yeah but I think like so once someone made that alien Ryan it's all smooth everything in the future is minimalistic do you want to be the guy that draws a dick on it like because you'll be that guy that was like it should have a dick though it should have a dick and less well that was look if you go to the you know I had to study this for I didn't have to but I read about it a lot firsthand just for my own Amusement but

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when I was doing this Sci-Fi show I had to really get into alien abduction and try to figure out like what are the common themes and the common theme is these people to get abducted they all say that the aliens need our genetic material because they only reproduce through cloning now and they need fresh DNA that's what they say but they also say you know there are the real problem with all that stuff is this people that get abducted or all goofy yeah I like I solve them and I think that I believe in aliens I just don't know if they're abducting us I don't know I don't think so but I definitely think there has to be something else well there should be something out well the idea of infinity this is a is explained to me by physicist who said that the universe is so large that if it is in fact infinite not only is there a you somewhere in the universe but there is a you that has lived every second of your life exactly

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the way you have with every other event on Earth happening in the exact same order and an infinite number of them so not just one Philip DeFranco that has been on YouTube for eight years and has three million three hundred ninety seven thousand YouTube but an infinite number of them and every nod that you've done this Philip DeFranco has done every smile like you just did every Philip DeFranco in the universe has done that and all other possible variables like Philip DeFranco staying in law school Philip DeFranco becoming a gay meth head Philip there's every possible variable that you could have done in your life is being done throughout the universe that's how big Infinity is yeah I think when I have those conversations though I get I get like are you still freaking out about my concept it's a mindfuck Philip DeFranco so I mean that damn mind fuck I mean is it is it all those small little infinite changes or like are you talking about dinosaurs on skateboards

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Infinity is a thing yeah it's possible the infinity is so big that there's truly no end to it like it literally has no end there is no end to the universe see my small 8 brain goes now yeah it's can't you can't grab it's beyond our capacity it's like taking an iPhone 6 and wavering over an ant going Luke I got the new shit an ant doesn't know the fuck you talking about it can't it can't look 16 megapixel camera 128 gigs they ant has zero capacity for absorbing that information right and I think when you get to something that is as big as the concept of Infinity but we're better at understanding the concept of infinity than a chimp is or then our ancient ancestors you know then Australia Pythias you know whatever you know ancient hominid so I think that

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as our technology grows and as our understanding of the universe grows most likely slowly but surely our capacity to understand that will grow as well but certain things like Infinity it's so far away it's so it's so far away like intellectually for us to wrap our head around I don't think we really can yeah I mean I don't know I just remember in college just waking up in the middle of night terrified of those thoughts right because it's just it's too big yeah it's just it's it's terrifying I mean I'm okay with not mattering in the grand scheme of things but just to think that it's just so big well then there's the fractal notion of the universe which is even more fucked up is it which is as big as the universe is that it really is just one atom that is in a person that exists in another universe that is also infinite or it's all part of like a computer program that those movies find out there was like four of them that came out in two years yeah well that's not just a movie man

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there's this guy Gates what is his name James Gates the he's an astrophysicist or is he a Quantum physicist one of those guys string theorist strength years he has done all these computations on string theory and he's found this underlying computer code self-correcting computer code in all of the equations of string theory I don't understand what the fuck this guy saying he's going he's coming on the podcast we're going to have we're flying them in really yeah actually you're staying home for that one no way why is he staying home start talking about poop or something like that and I'll get confused it's distracting but this guy has come up with these theories that are based on the self-correcting computer code that was discovered by human beings like the 1930s the this this self correcting code he's isolated this and

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like this in all of these these String Theory computations so what he believes is that in some way this may be proof that we are in some sort of a computer simulation and that one day without a doubt we will have the capacity if we don't blow ourselves up if you don't get hit by an asteroid Dinah supervolcano whatever we will have the capacity of Technology continues to expand an exponential rate will have the capacity to create some sort of an artificial reality that is indistinguishable from this reality and if that's the case how do we know that we're not already in it it is quite possible that we are already in it and that's not just Stoner dummy Fear Factor host talk you know this is actually like physicist this is actually like people who are studying this stuff from an objective educated perspective right and it's cool but I mean when

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other than finding out if it if it is a real thing do you think D it does it change anything yes in what way do you could just fucking go balls out and go balls out you could go balls out right now yeah but you go to jail yeah I don't know yeah I mean I'm gonna find the code and then you're gonna be able to change it so you don't go to jail no I don't think you can do that I mean I think there's means like any game you know if you're playing a game there's rules to that game right right if you if you do something it takes away your health and power you know I mean that's what happens when you get on heroin and this game right yeah I mean there's certain there's certain things that people do in this world where if you think about it if you were a completely objective and you're standing on the outside and you were going what is going on there oh they're playing a game and they have you know x amount of years in this game and you have cells and everybody's give it a different character and everybody has a certain amount of you know points you're trying to achieve like I had this friend that used to manage the comic story remember Rob from the comic store Brian the guy that works

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in Phoenix now know Rob was the guy that was addicted to EverQuest oh yeah and he was completely addicted to EverQuest and this poor bastard would come to The Comedy Store and he was pale he would like be Ashen like he looks sick at all he was doing for like 12 13 14 hours a day was sitting in front of his computer and playing EverQuest and he said like I'm so good at making money in EverQuest but so bad at doing it in real life and I remember thinking like you're playing the wrong game like you're in this game but this game is like you got to play this game the way you're playing that game like if you went around this game Life the actual life the the knock on wood life that you could feel if you played that as if it's a game the same way you're playing EverQuest as if it's a Game Boy you know you would you would do amazing me your fucking balls the walls for 12 hours a day playing this game where you were a goblin or some shit you got a battle-axe and running

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more doing some people I mean some people make tons of money from that now right well so I mean there there's the old school way which was currency stuff I was a big nerd I played was it was like a Star Wars MMO and then they ruined it well i'mi'm all massive multiplayer online game most people listening this don't know what the fuck sorry sorry I before I got on Lindsay was my fiance was like be specific sometimes you just glaze over shit that no one knows what you're talking about oh yes yeah man she's she's she's my biggest critic which is good my wife just tells me not to be retarded and I'm like too late Niche I wish that was a word that was that was easier to use without getting crowd you can use it and just got a fucking not give in son it's not a medical term okay retarded means to retard to be slow were some people are retarded they are slower in catching on to other folks it doesn't mean you're mocking a disease I'm not letting it go I'm holding onto retard

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my greasy Guinea pause until The Bitter End see I say that until they arrest me I say that in 24 to 48 hours there's a tumblr post with 200,000 like reblogs it's like he hates everybody take Tom to suck your dick all of us tell us dummies to fuck off they're all fucking children they're all fools okay it doesn't mean you're an unkind person you're saying retarded you're not saying it around oh look there's certain terms I won't use okay I won't call someone a nigger okay I won't call I stopped using faggot I'll use it with Brian occasionally when there's no one around but we're friends and I'm joking you know I don't but I won't use it I never use it when I'm talking about a gay person right I will not use you know any I won't ever marginalize someone based on some things that they can't control or whoever they are but when someone's retarded it just means they're being an idiot you know and it's not as good to say they're an idiot like you fucking retard that's the right one that's what you want to say

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you know it's not a medical term it never has been used to be Mongoloid idiot they used to actually say that on people Zoo for as soon as you said it was like oh like there was something in my chest that hurt you have a child yeah it's a horrible it's horrible that they that we were so insensitive that used we used to say Mongoloid idiot but it does feel like there's this list right that's stuffs just slowly getting crossed off bitch you're not supposed to million that's a new one come on bells on the podcast he said he gave up in the b word I'm like what be word is this what are you saying and he won't say you can't say Thug think that was a new one it was Thug they were trying to do that with bossy do you remember that bossy yes feminists were trying to push the elimination of bossy because bossy was disempowering young women who call young women bossy oh she's so bossy like they were trying to and everybody went not yet I'm not that retarded yet we're not going to let you get rid of bossy yeah fuck you

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fuck you there's a bunch of social retards out there that's a big part of the problem there it is Ban bossy I heard him say social retard and I was like what's he gonna put it up on the screen C Banning bossy there's nothing wrong with saying bossy goddamn it Pledge to ban boss man wants to fuck you Tumblr went when that when everything fucking psychos whatever they include kids in the campaign well what was that Beyonce on the ban bossy bandwagon oh you're against oh dude you're against your against be I'm against be if she's against be she is he's against the b word that's so crazy people are goddamn crazy they're crazy people I feel like it's like their job some fields to just get angry at stuff well you know it is people have the ability to affect some form of change you know how you touch your screen and you see that you know you touch LCD screen you see that weird indentation where your finger is and you're like oh I could change the screen with my finger and so you just start poking

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it and some of it makes sense in some of it doesn't there's a bunch of people out there that are incredibly oversensitive you know the social justice Warrior crowd incredibly oversensitive and looking to like in some way pasteurize culture and boil it down to this like completely inoffensive always punching up you know sort of an environment and that that's what that's the same sort of mentality that's trying to take away victory in children's games they don't want anybody to win because then someone has to lose right well guess what fuckface that's how we get better you get better by feeling like shit you know one of the ways you get better socially you get rejected you know you know that's what happens like girls go you're a fucking loser and you go damn I'm a loser and then you go home and you get your shit together yeah when I was when I was little I I went to I had I like went to you know it was like it was always like a Subway or something and then like a karate studio right next to it

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and I went there and I was I loved it for two years and then I went to my first tournament a place like eighth and they the guy that ran it gave me a trophy for second place and when we got home my dad was like were throwing this out you didn't earn this and and like it's important it's important to earn stuff yeah it is important to learn stuff it's also important to realize if you're freaking out at a lot of the things that were saying right here I don't really mean this a hundred percent you know like when I'm stressed looked at Twitter you're like oh no I'm sure it's happening but I don't really mean it when I'm saying like when I'm here there's a problem people are extremely sensitive about certain subjects and when people joke around about those subjects people freaked out you know and it doesn't mean that you're a bad person it doesn't mean that you really hate anybody but people like to have fun

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and talk shit and when people like to have fun and talk shit and people jump all over it as if this is some sort of a statement they're giving in court like some sort of an affidavit like you're missing out on the subtle nuances of human interaction like people say things that they don't really mean because it's funny right because they're fucking around yeah I think what Bill Burr covers it in his new his new special on Netflix yeah yeah it does it was yeah it's just like people taking stuff where it's like obviously I'm joking yeah I don't think I should beat my wife well I had a whole bit about it in my Comedy Central special about about Tracy Morgan about Tracy Morgan's I think I actually just confused you over yeah that's what I do because I just watched Bill special I didn't remember that part but that the Tracy Morgan thing where Tracy Morgan got in trouble for saying that his son was gay he would stab him obviously that's a horrible thing but he also said that he would eat a mile of shit to get the Beyonce's booty like that's the part of in my act like come on

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says ridiculous shit that's not actually true and he's saying it in a medium and entertainment medium where if you watch a movie okay and the Transformers destroy these buildings and someone gets stomped guess what no one really got stomped no buildings really got destroyed Bob Marley didn't really shoot the sheriff you know that's the point of the know the bit but this this idea that everything is supposed to be homogenized and calm down and it's come on this is ridiculous I think we all want a society right where we all have our worth based on what we do and like we respect each other but not so much where there's no fun exact there's no fun left exactly part of the fun is saying shit that you look like you're you you say shit that is ridiculous that is fun to say because you know that you don't mean it and you assume that your friends know you don't mean it as well right and that's part of the subtle nuance

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of fucking around with your friends mmm and the problem with trying to do that in public is that people will latch onto that they'll take it they'll take it as a quote they'll put it in quotes and they'll pretend that this is an actual statement and this is how you actually believe and feel and then they'll just write a blog about it right the right a Tumblr blog and get super upset about it and that's what you're talking about like total you say retard someone's gonna write this huge blog why do you hate people that's not what's going on it's not what's going on and in pretending what you're doing is your focus on something that's not really that important and you're pretending it is and there's a lot of real issues in the world right you could be focusing your attention on instead of someone saying retard or someone saying your mom's going to have a giant black robot fucked all that that throws dick all day dick all day and she's gonna kick your dad out of the house you fat fucking loser you get out of here Arnold's going to fuck me now yeah that's not real I don't we don't really mean that

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but we live in this time where anybody has a voice anybody can just write something on Twitter write something on Facebook or Tumblr and I think that's good I think it's good but right now there's a sort of balancing out stage where people are still freaking out about these things and they're just it's like this this sort of new understanding of this ability this new understanding of this ability to freak out about things yeah but I think a lot of people don't realize the power I mean the main the main thing that you see is specifically with celebrity is sometimes they'll say something just offhand and then it'll just it will get Warped and then other people feeling like they're so small that they can just literally say anything anything like the most vile crap ever because it's the internet and they like and it's fine yeah yeah that is a thing that people do like Jonah Hill when he called some reporter he called someone a faggot yeah it was like a guy that was like yeah he was like harassing him now yeah and yeah and then he

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to apologize for it and you know it became like a big thing and became the word he used became more important than someone like following him around sticking a camera in his face violating his his personal freedom or violating his his privacy he just became all about a word yeah he that and that's unfortunate it's like he chose the wrong word you know if he said you know get out of here you fucking parasite then it would have been more about the behavior of the person following him with a camera that it would have been about him reacting to that person with a right away and the whole the whole that whole story ended up being yes specifically about the word and then his apology for it yeah which it's always interesting to see famous people go on like a Tonight Show or something like that to apologize tie on yeah and you just and and it's just like we know that this is like it's a setup moment right and it's like you giving this statement and it's just it's it's so weird yeah it's sad yeah but I it is but you know people are scared you know they're scared it's a

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ER thing but that's also a thing that I understand like I never had to grow up worried that I was going to beat get beat up because of my sexual orientation that no one was ever going to like tie me to offense and beat me to death so when when I think a lot of people take it to the next level when they talk about things like where I was like offhand mention white privilege because I didn't have to go through that I do get annoyed by the people on the extreme end of the argument that act like I can't have an opinion on anything because of the color of my skin in my in my in my in my sexual orientation or any of these things but it's out I get it it's the world is grey man I get it is very gray it is it's like you know would you use the term like you know if if I said shut up bitch would you use that if you around a woman who had just been called a bitch you know if someone had just yelled at you stupid bitch at a woman which is the worst way you could use that term would I still say to Brian bitch get the fuck out of here then you'd be more

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about he be like wow I can't we gotta get away from this chick and I'll call you a bitch you know and then or but I'll use the term bitch about myself you know I'll say you know I'll do something stupid and I'll be like bitch do you even know how to fucking turn your car on you know I mean it's like I'll use it at me as well as I use it at someone else but would I do that if somebody had just been called it in a very hateful way know that's where it gets weird that's where it gets gray you know like that's why the word faggot is just like it's just too complicated because even though the intent is what's important when you're dealing with words like the intent is not homosexual slur your friend is a homosexual and you're making know it's like he's a wimp or he's a and then you go well okay what does that mean then as I mean that gay men are webs well no that's not what you mean well you probably need to come up with a better word it's like it's the work the problem with that word is that it's ineffective in conveying the actual thought

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because it's too easily misconstrued it's too easily connected to gay slurs or two things that have incredibly negative connotations or are you know just did their Prejudice turns right have to kind of let them go and come up with something else yeah I leave it alone if it's those two words I say I don't know those groups can talk about it and Louie CK can talk about it that's it well I just stay away I go nope nope not gonna say it those two groups yeah that's the thing about gay people are allowed to use the F-word they could say it they call each other faggots all the time I don't know but if I was a man if I was black I would just use that word all my white friends just it like his something like some will get excited but others would just be like okay I'm gonna leave this situation right now yeah I know it's funny man it's funny it's a little language is an incredible thing I mean there's so much there's so much subtlety there's so much there's so many different ways you can say a sentence that have different meanings you know and

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you're really sensitive about that today more than ever because we can analyze things it away and then communicate our analysis communicate our you know our interpretation of how you're speaking and communicate that you know and all you have to do is say something like if you say something fucked up and someone takes it completely out of context you put it on Twitter or on Facebook what have you liked you you know that's sort of Click bait e in a lot of ways right but it'll also a lot of ways like you did say that word you know you did say it in that term but it's not in the greater context of the conversation that you're having you know that's what's lost in the flat medium of print the two-dimensional medium of taking something in quotes and putting it in print and that's sort of what the point that I was trying to make in my Comedy Central special and that's you know that's something that's being lost today when people are just looking for things to be upset about right I don't I don't know II feel like I am constantly dodging stuff like that just because someone said you can't say Thug anymore

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was quote I was quoting someone and I said ratchet and I like and I like shit yeah and I was like oh you I was like oh she ratchet and that's when I when I say like the tumblr post of like 200,000 there is a tumblr post I think it has like a hundred thousand that I used aggressive racialized language and I was like wait what what no what's wrong with ratchet I don't know it's you said you can't say ratchet it speaks down to like a announces ratchet is like a tool yeah but you know in reference to a person yeah that's like a no no I don't know that yeah like like like like that girl look at her shoes they're so ratchet or that girl is ratchet meaning like she is like like

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where would it be like trashy yeah but I can't I also can't keep up with stuff like I think that's when I realize I'm getting old where I'm just like I see new words and I'm like I'm not even gonna care like I saw was like there's is it pronounced like it's like I don't hear I don't even know it's like if it's an inappropriate word but it's like thought it's like th OU T and I think it just means like ho right what and I'm just like why would you need a new word why would you need a new word that's bigger I am so out of the loop column getting old so ratchet is what like trashy trashy like she's so ratchet hold I like the fuck I love the neck can you do that again she's so rude I mean I did a 25 year old Latina that's okay and so ratchet is bad you get in trouble for saying ratchet I didn't think I would I didn't I was quoting it and then yeah and then it's just but that's the thing is people just take the sentence put it in quotes and you just get as we were doing this conversation someone actually responded exactly

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the way I was mocking this is on Twitter in quotes that bitch should just shut the fuck up she's lucky you feed her and exact quote all caps from Joe Rogan Alyssa you fucking dummy we're talking about robots we're talking about robot fuck dolls fake scenarios and by the way dummy I also said that in the term of the woman mocking the man and kicking him out which you conveniently decided not to quote see this is what I'm saying if women were to just get fucked they wouldn't be feminists in quotes literally a thing Joe Rogan just said did I say that you should go you should go through and see how long that person has been quoting you during did I say if women were to just get fucked they wouldn't be feminists and I say that look this is hilarious this Filly D interviews should just be called The Joe Rogan sexist our this this gal must be a wonderful person to hang out with these Roy she's not

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sensitive at all oh here's another thing she wrote dear men of the universe in all caps in the grand scheme of things your dick is so insignificant you're right yeah that's true it's this weird tell everybody that though why would you want to diminish a man by saying that in the greater scheme of the thing okay great ask you things your fucking ears are insignificant how about that your nose is insignificant to who cares if you smell farts in the greater scheme of the universe God is exactly what we were talking about it's amazing when you you talk about something you mock it and then someone misconstrues it so badly that they literally become what you're mocking it's but it's amazing to me because I usually have to wait at least like for the video to post so I love that it's happening in a real time for you yeah that's well that's the beauty being on Ustream it's hilarious people are looking to be upset I mean we are in a strange time now we're a hundred Pakistani kids were murdered the other day we have what's going on in Ferguson

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same with this constant rioting we have all this crazy shit that's every fucking day this some new video of a cop beating the fuck out of somebody we have horrific Injustice all over the world and people are getting upset about a conversation involving robot fucked Halls you know and sexism sex is a real problem no man would ever freaked out that much about a woman talking about robot fuck men and that is true and if they would they need to give up there man card because they're bitches I said I'm just gonna get the rest of this entire podcast I'm just going to be looking at your Twitter doing good don't do it it's toxic it's toxic it's filled with toxic masculinity that Twitter men's rights associations bother me way more than feminism I'll tell you that right now I think that's more ridiculous because men's rights I

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I think the only time it's valid at all is involving divorce and children that's okay divorce and custody women's rights like women are way more way more diminished by Society way more marginalized by culture than men are it's like when you have a men's Rights Association like really like how much more do you need to control like right men make way more money they there in the positions of power like as far as like government they're way more represented when it comes to like CEOs when it comes to like head of Industry they're way more represented like men's rights really like what what rights are we missing the only ones are like divorce laws but I mean that's it I think that's an exact like a perfect example of the extremes of both sides right because it's something that comes from a really valid discussion from from like I it's not like when I say feminist I think of people that that talk about equality but then there's this whole other level right that goes almost into into

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eating and attacking a giant group rather than the bad parts of men or the bad groups of men and so then you just have like all these people in the middle going on shit yeah I don't want to talk yeah that's what it is it's like when you don't want to be a I didn't even know what an MRA was somebody called me an MRI on Twitter and what the fuck was that a meal replacement or something like that I didn't know what an MRI was so I had to Google it and I'm like men's room but then I thought about it like wait a minute a men's rights Advocate is a bad thing like someone who is a feminist was mocking me for being an MRA and like all that seems kind of fucked like you're you you were specifically identifying like on your Twitter handle your you look at their page feminist hashtag feminist your you are identifying with support for the female gender but you're mocking someone by using this as a pejorative like using men's rights advocate

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as a negative statement right that's kind of hilarious thing seems quite hypocritical thing have to be scared of though right there's so many just troll accounts that are meant to like stir up the conversation and like that's when I'm like reporting on stuff and I'm taking stuff from from the internet and Twitter it's so hard to like tell because some of the people that are crazy crazy silly people say the same stuff as the trolls yeah and I'm like I don't know are you being serious well it's also it's funny because a lot of people that do it they they do it just to get everybody freaked out and then people who are like serious about it start taking them and using them as an example I go yeah he's right like no no no we're not right we're fucking around here like there's a lot of people online that are trolls meaning that they literally are just for sport trying to rile Folks up there just for sport the trying to push buttons and get people routing that's another new reality that were faced with with the internet like YouTube

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that's right okay how many YouTube comments are just literally designed to fuck with Philip defranco's hello ma'am how many times did I've seen your comments I've had to go yeah I think I made something this week where I was just like I know that 80% of the people that watch this do not leave comments or anything just say what's up because everyone assumes the community is all awesome 20% suck like 20% of the worst people in the world and all it takes is two hundred some people that agree with something and some people that just want to fuck with me to get like that stupid ass comment on the front on the front page for top comment and I just see it and I'm like I don't I don't want to do this anymore because I fucking hate you I hate you so much and then and then and then people that I don't know it's but at the end of the day you realize it doesn't fucking matter no at all but it's amazing that a very small number like say if your videos like some of your videos have like more than a million hits right have some I think I these days that they averaged around half a mil okay so think about that that's

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Xin fucking hits I don't know how many people that is because I'm sure some of them watch it more than once but let's say it's three hundred thousand people all it takes is 10 unbelievable douchebags to get on that comment section and just start pounding on the key and then you have this fuckfest this clusterfuck and your comments yeah it's for the best is when there are political statements on videos that shouldn't like like it's like what was it the one where they were dumping water on it but the ASL challenge right just like you would look and then it would be like some huge commentary about how Obama was a communist and you're just like why do you I hope that was like a copy paste and you didn't see this video and you're like I'm inspired I just start fucking typing Obama's a communist Marxism I'm it's those those terms of people love to toss around you know it's we live in amazing times in so many ways but also the the ability to reach people so

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so it's so it's so everyone's so accessible it's a magical in a way and that it's exposing like all these weird aspects of human interaction and human behavior in a way that's never happened before because you're not actually talking to someone you're not in front of them like if you said something and someone responded to it and said well you know I think that's offensive and you'd be like I'm not really Siri I'm kind of fucking around but you know I see what you're saying I see like that you could see like if somebody really meant it yeah that would be offensive but you know the way to be funny is to actually goof around about and then you would have a conversation with right and you probably come to some sort of an understanding right but that's what people do you you say something I say something but when someone wants to write something about you whether it's a Tumblr blog or something along those lines they're not interacting with you they're just spewing you know they all around you yeah yeah and they're spewing out these words and they're having this reaction where that would be a completely different reaction

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if they actually talk to you mmm you know and in that way it's an unbelievably ineffective way of communicating it's very self-indulgent like to to go off on Tumblr rants or Twitter rants

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it's very self-indulgent in that way oh definitely but I whenever I look at that or anything in life I kind of Wonder like does the good outweigh the bad and I think 100% it does but there's way more good oh yeah most certainly yeah I mean the bat is kind of funny you know the there's there's certainly bad in terms of like harassment you know the harassment aspect is the that's the creepiest the scariest because like especially when it comes to like some of the evil fucking vile death threats and shit that some people and almost most of it seems to go towards women right and it's just these there's a lot of men out there that are just not there not deemed attractive to women they're not there they're not desirable by women and they've lived their life in this really resentful State this like this painful State like if you're a guy and you're going through life and you're constantly being rejected and you're looking at like some high school jock quarterback type do to get

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girls and you just fucking filming inside you're angry and and you you know you live your life like this and then you have this Outlet of expressing yourself and then you see some woman and for whatever reason you've developed this I know guys because of the fact that they've been rejected by women for so long they associate women with pain hmm because they associate women with rejecting them or with hating them and they get angry and they lash out you know they want they want that woman to feel a part of what they felt their whole life that's see that's fucking terrifying there was there was that there was a kid that shot up all those people at that that college party I think was like earlier in the year or might have been late last year and he had the like the YouTube video is where he was talking about he was going to make women pay yeah the number the number and a barber right yeah the number of people that were like yeah it's women's fault that's what that's

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that's the men's rights guys and the pickup artist guys there was a lot of these pickup artist guys that were saying like if these women weren't so stuck-up and if they weren't so prudish like this guy would have gotten laid and this would have never happened like that's crazy that's crazy you're dealing with a mental health issue so sure a hundred percent like to blame this in some way on you know that this could have been cured with promiscuity like the right fucking bizarre like that level of victim blaming that's what blows my mind yes that blows my mind yeah that's fucking crazy that's just I mean that's just insane and that's also that's also like being around too many like-minded psychos like there's those groups they get together and they like sort of like reaffirm each other's ridiculous Notions and then they feed off of each other right and then they start attacking you know and then they start making those little egg fake Twitter councils toss away accounts and just talking mad shit to people

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yeah I mean I think in the future you're not going to be able to do that I think one of the things that's a problem with things like Twitter is that you can be anonymous you know do you think that an being anonymous is completely bad no because I mean because I think it's gray I mean I think it is gray brother I don't think it's black and white right sometimes I think you can express yourself in an anonymous way honestly whereas like if it was your own name like if you wanted a tweet something about a movie and you're like man I don't want these people to be mad at me but this was the most fucking pedestrian piece of shit film I've ever seen in my life holy fucking how did this guy ever get a job who fucking wrote this you like I don't want to do that but that's how you really feel yeah it's but that's the thing right so being anonymous you can go and you can go Hey Joe Rogan fuck yourself but you can also get the word out / criticized maybe like a really bad Professor you can you can get something out about someone without the real-life ramifications if you if you did something else so that's and that's

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one of those things where I think that being an honest on the internet overall I think the good outweighs the bad at this point yeah yeah I think the good outweighs the bad as well I think essentially like I said about YouTube comments like you could have 10 people in 500,000 that attack your comments section and ruin the whole fuckin thing easily you know especially if they continue to post a continue to do it and that's you know overall 500,000 people are watching it or whatever and you know 10 get upset it balances out the information is not changing your video is not changing you know and if you get a certain amount of negative responses on Twitter or a certain amount of people that get angry at you ultimately the the unique ability to express yourself that we experience today is way more positive than it is negative oh yeah definitely I mean over the course of doing the show because there's so much valid conversation and we also

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ban the hell out of trolls like we've had I feel like good conversations about capital punishment you know like my opinion has constantly changed on whether we should have that like that should be a thing right and I mean we talked about it on the show today that was the other one the there's a 14 year old kid like 70 years ago he was convicted of murder in South Carolina and they killed him like he was he was a 14 year old boy had to put him on a on a phone book so they could electrocute him and and then you look at the numbers we think it was we killed the the the smallest number of people in 20 years we sentence the smallest number of people to death this year and I don't know it's it's a good conversation most of the time yeah as a father one of the things that you realize one of the things that's happened to me is that I become way more kind and way more forgiving of people circumstances and behavior because first of all

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really Sam Harris was on the podcast and he started talking to me about determinism and he was talking about the idea of Free Will and determinism and indeterminism the idea of your life experiences your genetics everything that you've gone through in your life is essentially what makes Philip DeFranco in 2014 on December or whatever the fuck today is you know I mean like that that is who you are and you this idea of Free Will becomes very cloudy because essentially you are this huge

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accumulation of experiences in genetics and all these different things what when you become a parent least I've exposed the way of our experience I look at people very differently now because I don't look over there that guy is a fuckup all this guy's a loser I don't look at it that way I look at it like that was a baby okay that was a baby that was raised in some probably unbelievably abusive environment and they became this complete fucking idiot and 30 right you know and most likely a large majority of how they became that person is not because of their own actions it's because of the way they were raised and because of the circumstances they found themselves in just completely by chance right and I look at serial killers that way now I look at I look at you know- people male and female in that way I just think a lot of what we're dealing with in our culture is people that they've been raised in an insanely shitty way

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by people didn't know what the fuck they were doing they've had a bunch of horrible things happen to them they had bad circumstances and this is the result of that but at what point do you just is that is that a cop out and you don't hold people accountable for their actions you know that's the big question there was there is the the young girls like I feel like he was 16 from a really really rich family in Texas and he and a bunch of guys that were under age they got they took a dad's car and got really really drunk drove ended up killing a bunch of people and he ended up I think not doing any time in jail because they argued that because he was from a rich family that that he didn't understand consequences for actions like that's that's crazy yeah that's great I think you have to if what's the point of rules if we go he's had too easy of a life or he's had too hard of a life I think that you can make changes like don't don't put people at smoke weed and prison but but what about these violent

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animals there's also a problem in that when human beings get to a certain point is there a way you can fix them hmm I like a guy like

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Ted Bundy right you can't fix that guy like when they reach a certain point like you have to remove them from society you got to kill him he's deriving pleasure at a killing women what are we going to fix him and then trust then we can release them out in the public and he's not going to go kill a bunch more women no you can't you can't there's a certain point of no return where human beings reach and it always that that point of no return always involves victimizing other people soon as the they you know hurt people or kit like okay without death or violence Bernie Madoff okay how much money can you steal how many lives can you ruin how many Financial Futures can you destroy and we still let you go back into society and be a free person there I mean there is also the question of in America I think the thought of Rehabilitation is not there at least with our prison systems I don't know if it's because it's a money maker or it's just we just want what we consider monsters away from us but don't really rehabilitate

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no we don't do anything with the mind right I mean this not like we take these people we give them MDMA we could put them on Ayahuasca Retreat so we try to connect them to their spiritual mother Spirit you know we wouldn't know we put him in a jail cell and surround them with fucking psychos and then leave them there for 10 years and hope they get better because they feel bad that they had to live in his shitty circumstances for 10 years that doesn't fix anybody right I mean then you jump right so the whole point of like when I cover things is jumping to the other side the other side would then argue what are you going to fucking coddle murders are you going to coddle pedophiles are you going to are you going to punish people because I think as Americans for the most part we think of prison as punishment right this is you fucked up we're gonna fuck you up rather than you messed up we want you to be a member of society that is productive so here our classes and here's how you can learn and here's therapy and once again I'm in I'm in the the gray area because there's like the fucking kid

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that bomb the Boston bombing like kill that kid I that's my mindset right and and it's these it sees Mass outliers right these outliers situations that end up changing my mind on when the Norway shooter happened you know it's like you go how did that they don't kill that guy right you know and so that's its me constantly dealing with it myself and talking to the people that aren't assholes online and trying to formulate it and like evolve my opinion on it yeah and I think also with really complex situations there is no black and white there's no right and wrong and yeah we kind of have to punish people when they do horrible things but again as a parent as a person who's watching human beings develop I'm realizing that a lot of the problem that we have in our culture is that some kids don't get a chance they just don't they they are they're in bad situations from the jump and they are the product of their environment

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some of them make it through horrible horrible neighborhoods bad situations they become stronger and better and have more character because of it but we shouldn't expect that we shouldn't force them to you know to be as good as the best people in their neighborhood like everybody's circumstances very different and I always say this is the the the way I've been thinking lately if you lived someone's life you would be that person you know you you would be you know fill in the blanks Ray Rice right you know if you if you live that guy's life and found yourself in that elevator with your girlfriend and punched her in the face you're him you're that guy so that is possible to become that person should we punish him abso-fuckin'-lutely right at but should we also recognize that you become a God that's willing to hit a person are hit a woman you become a that through a lot of different variables through the way you were raised the the the type of people that you communicated with the type of relationship you're in

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she is the wife hit him you know like they're hitting each other they do that there's obvious like they're in some sort of an abusive physical relationship you know I'm pretty sure you're not that kind of a guy right I'm definitely not that kind of a guy but is it because you didn't grow up that way if you grew up around a mom and dad that beat the shit out of you and your dad beat the shit out of your mom and you beat the shit out of your girlfriends and they beat the shit out of you you're throwing shoes at each other and ducking plates then you be that fucking person see I think maybe I write because like my mom wasn't nightmare growing up like she's she's done that thing where as they get older like she became a nurse and she's like taking care of people now but like she beat the fuck out of me sometimes like just for no reason like for no reason I was like a bad day only yeah and it's not like it happens all the time right it's not it's not the worst situation that's ever happened might when I was growing up my I would steal my dad would use me to help steal stuff from like Walmart so that we could have bring it back and we could get like money like

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so I didn't come from this place where it was just like everything's easy and everyone's on the up-and-up but I also don't do that now that I'm an adult because I think I saw those things and then I looked outside and I was like oh that's fucked up you don't do that like I'm never going to hit my wife I don't want to hit my kid you know like I said never hit my wife but I don't want to hit Mike well my dad's little motherfucker gets crazy my dad's lap me one time I was I think I was like six years old and I said fuck you and he's slapping once I never said it again like I said in the six-year-old tone QQ dad oh man I'm waiting I'm waiting for him to say fuck you and I hate you those are mean I was I mean where it's but you know it's your responsibility to go no you don't relax yeah my dad would down my dad would just he would annoy me he would just say I ate you he's like you ate me and as six-year-old me just furious I mocked you that angry thing in the world yeah my six-year-old gets mad if she if she pouts and starts whining about things if I go

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someone's whining I'm serious so freaked out I mean it'd make me about nothing yeah I know but you know it's a little human being that's the thing about human beings mean there they are this just bundle of potential and there's all these events and variables that happen in your life to create who you are and I think that most human beings that raise children really don't know what they're getting into when they started off and hopefully along the way they develop a better person than they were you know that they do a better job of parenting based on the experiences that they've had with their parents and the mistakes that they're aware their parents made and hopefully we learn but we're still just learning the effects of behavior and what it's like when you raise kids were still writing that we're still going over that and a lot of people are terrible at I'll watch some fucking unit lady yell order kid and pull him by the arm at screaming on these cashews gonna beat the tar out of him and I'm like ah fuck

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man yeah I'm watching some kid be raised by a moron you know and he's going to have to unlearn all the shit this moron is teaching them and that's you know in some extreme situations like extreme abuse and extreme neglect and extreme you know sexual abuse and violence you know you're going to develop a horrible person that's dealt with these variables their whole life this is who they are you know this is this is the there are the product of all the things that have happened to them and how they've processed those things but at the end of the day do you want that that end product next to your kid no you know see but that's the thing is like I wonder how that's fixable I really I don't I don't know if there's a way to reset the mind and some sort of a functional way and it may be some sort of a psychedelic thing or it may be something that has to do with Neuroscience in the future with a they find out the issues of the human brain and they can literally reprogram the mind

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some sort of a way and get them in some unforeseen future technology some way to understand like why they've become this person why they are abusive why they are you know self-destructive maybe someone who's a drug addict who hates themselves you find out oh you really hate yourself because your mother hated you you know this is what it is like you have this horrible reaction to being raised by this awful person and it's this is we found the core of it like like you have an electrical problem oh well here it is we found this wire has a slice in it it's getting you know the waters getting in it's shorting out we'll just fix that wire and I don't mean if people if we can get to that point that some we can you know fix a lot of the problems in society right but then who's to who's to say what's right and wrong at that point who's to say that you're broken you're not like where is that a lie you do you take out the human essentially you're taking out the human right because it's I mean at the end

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we kind of our wires but kinda know there's well then it comes back to the alien right always that's mean the the alien sexless muscle lists speechless you know sure you don't know if that dude if that alien it beats his wife you don't know he could still don't think they beat anything they're so skinny I think that get away with it wife kick his ass I had this guy on Zoltan istvan who's a futurist and he's one of those transhumanism proponents okay and fascinating guy but one of the things he said is that these people that have recently I don't know if you're aware of this technology that they've recently been able to transmit words across the internet to someone wearing a helmet like with no with no word spoken you you think a word and having this helmet on this this series of electrodes attached to your head that somehow understand the what part of your brain is firing up when you

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of a word like hello right Ford hello hello registers and some sort of an area membrane this person wears his helmet and they hear Hello in their mind that's wild am yes and they hear it through the internet well he said that they believe this technology over the next couple decades going to advance so fast and so strong that we are going to lose communication like oral communication we're going to speak directly mind to mind from now on well I wonder like if because obviously it sounds like they have someone go okay think of Apple 20 different times apple apple apple and then think of banana is it that big of a difference right is it where you gonna be able to get all the small intricacies or is it going to be like this is anger like ah I wonder if you have to like look at an apple and some him wonder how many things are involved if like you have to see a visual apple and think the word Apple so that your mind knows this is like if you're visually sending that information as well as sending the word to the Mind well I saw it was a video that's

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morning of a guy that was like 40 years ago he lost both of his arms and he went to John Hopkins and they were testing this new stuff on him and they put it on and they just said like think about moving your hands and so we thought about rotating his hands out and they did like a full 360 he could move them a little it obviously the technology is really early on but the fact that he can think turn left and a bunch of zeros and ones or whatever get thrown to this machine via his nerves and it happens it's amazing like where we going to be in 20 years anyhow of the video today of the guy with a to prosthetic arm yeah we lost them at electrical was elected yeah it was like they called it like a freak electrical accident we're going to in 20 years from now we're going to have completely new limbs just like Luke Skywalker did when Darth Vader cut off his hand remember that shit yeah well I mean that's it those are those are the things that are most exciting about 3D printing like medical reasons that's huge not me making a keychain they've already figured out how to 3D print meniscus they've figured out a 3D

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knee meniscus with this special type it's essentially a scaffolding with a special type of protein in it and when they inserted into the body the body replaces meniscus on the scaffolding and so like where they are now like I've had meniscus scoped on one of my knees so I tore some of it it's really fucking painful they had a bucket handle tear which means it would lock it would like lockout and so they go in there and they scoop it out and they cut it and they and you heal up and it works great now but it's not as effective because you lose some of the cushioning between your joints well what they're going to be able to do now is create with 3D printing this artificial scaffolding for the meniscus with these proteins in it and you're going to have a hundred percent new meniscus it's just going to grow back in place which is a life-changing thing what is this oh yeah we posted this to dog can walk again thanks to 3D printing it was he walking about Wheels it's the cuter version of what the story was talking about what does he got what is that a printed out like these kind of like legs

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- yeah thank you play the video he's the he's the dog Blade Runner wow that's cool yeah that mean they're gonna be able to do anything they're gonna be able to make human beings we're talking about the artificial fuck robot people they can make that it's going to happen if people live to be a thousand years from now that's going to be real I'm gonna be so sad that they going to make sex robots before they do organs like you know that's gonna happen I don't think so I think Morgan's will be first I think it organs me first before they can figure out a way that be whole person yeah I mean that's it's going to be amazing the but it's always it's a weird thing because I have this I have this thing called PKD it's like polycystic kidney disease it's a genetic thing but sometimes I look at it and I'm like this is this I shouldn't be here like I shouldn't pass this on anymore but we as a society and as technology advances I get to live and what is it involved like what cysts grow over time like when it'll really hit me I think around I'm like 35 40 that's why I hid my dad sis form on your kidney and it just essentially slowly squeezes it to death whoa and

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late term you need to get like you have to go on dialysis because your kidneys are failing and then and then you kind of just have to get on the donor list wow yeah it's a it's it's rough stuff but I mean it hasn't affected me but it's like that thought that I sometimes have when I'm laying down at night and just think of like Infinity that I my specific cells my jeans shouldn't be passed on right if you think of like us advancing but then technology kind of brings me back along it's like nah in like a hundred years we'll be able to make those kidneys again you're fine well people you who used to have diabetes were dead right you know there was a death sentence and now it's not now you get on insulin they figure out a way to change your diet and that's a huge issue as well does that have anything to do with your diet with kidneys is there a way to know you can along it you can kind of like I have to make sure that I always drink with a lot a ton of water and drinking should be problematic rise drinking alcohol I think that's more I think it's that's more of like liver yeah I for the most part

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just I mean I'm starting to think more about my health I mean you guys were talking about like going up and down and wait I dropped 35 pounds this year mainly because I just I don't want to die like I want to I want to be able to because also when when PKD hits me harder it's going to be harder to exercise after like train myself essentially to just not eat like an asshole like I normally do right wow that's intense man kidneys are a big one in mixed martial arts because guys cut weight a lot a lot of them wind up getting kidney stones that's the worst thing yeah it's it's apparently it's a genetic thing some people just don't ever get it but some people when they cut weight kidney stones become a huge issue and it has something to do with dehydration dehydration / genetics yeah I've had I've had one because I think there's like a 40% higher chance that if you have it you'll get more kidney stones that's have you it's a I don't have to pee it out is that what happened yes O Mine Mine was it wasn't so

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if they had to like try and blast it but they essentially I think they give me Percocet and I was essentially in and out for three days at home and at some point I peed it out I was just like I'm gonna drug this one out I'm not doing this cuz I was like okay no maybe it's just I have back pain like first day then second day o went away third day oh it just moved like that's what it was the pains just a different place and yeah that was that's the least fun thing I've experienced in my life man being out a little rock and then imagine giving birth imagine what women go through you did you actually do you wanna could you watch and Toes dos see out twice okay yeah crazy I thought I'd never want to and then I was just like no I have to God you have to be there yeah it's um it's beautiful in a way it's strange it's you know what it's very oddly psychedelic because when that child was coming out of my wife's body I was thinking to myself like wow this is what's happening right now all

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for the world and mass there are millions of babies coming out of a giant has like simultaneously just duplicate yeah and I imagine seeing it on some massive screen like seeing a million Windows like if you had a massive computer screen with a million windows open just babies and being born people dying just seeing it happen he's gonna think of it that way it's not about the positive way so on the idea of this this giant super organism that's constantly expanding and Contracting and expanding and Contracting and you know most of the time now expanding more and Contracting when you find out that the population number of the world just like I believe like in the 1950s was only 2 billion in the world something like that and now it's seven right that's fucking nut that's crazy yeah that's weird like less than a hundred years and it's five billion plus more well so that's that's it

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if that's yeah well that's what I'm saying right so as stuff advances and people like me and people that were supposed to well not supposed to genetically would have died right technology is going to have to advance for food and space faster because otherwise we're just going to die we're just not going to have it yeah what the court you say just eat corn yeah what is that maybe a good cow that eat corn if it's just corn left at the end but I'm not supposed to yeah 1950 there was only 2 billion people in the world that was what it was that's crazy blowing up yeah I was two billion five hundred and sixty-six thousand or five hundred fifty six thousand that's not sand is it that I'm trying to think how much of that has the internet porn well now it's seven billion I mean but this is this was the world in 1950 it was so much smaller there were so many I mean how many people were in America 1950 what do you say u.s. population 19 Phil what is it now it's

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you say 3003 something yeah and I'd say what maybe let's go with heard a hundred and fifty million hundred fifty yeah was half that's incredible yeah I'm trying to think yeah I wonder what like the United States like you have the baby boom compared to other places you know 1940 it was only a hundred thirty one as soon as they start figuring out medicine that's when it all went downhill everyone know I don't Left Behind yeah but I mean that's also how you invent shit yeah you have to have Surplus and you have to have Leisure you have to have people that have the ability to sit in front of computers and desks and figure things out and that's where you without agriculture without cities and without civilization you know you know how many inventions right all of it comes out of our ability to relax we know we have the food we have a place where we can sleep okay let's relax yeah and let's work on other stuff instead of hunting and Gathering all the time let's try to figure out how to make a

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all right I think we can figure out a way to have a controlled explosion that powers and engine and that engine can get us on a road and we can get places that we can't get to by walking right well so so I would be interested are so technology in general it's good were all we're all going up at some point I mean I think it's very close with with self-driving cars and and just even computers in general like they're gonna be a lot of people that they don't academic and have a job anymore they're like their their place right if I think of my skill set I could be replaced for the most part by a computer like you have all the people in the fast food industry I think like you know they've been going out saying they want you know $15 an hour in New York at the end of the day if you own that business technology isn't a place where all those front the the people in the front you don't need right you just have like a kiosk there's no but isn't that the case like always like if you do we need blacksmiths to have job right like it chewy what were you without the horses

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what do I do maybe you need to come up with a new thing to do but if people going to run out of shit to do and then just go to Twitter and like give you shit that's with their entire day sure all those people that are running out of shit to do probably if they found a thing they enjoyed would have some other thing that they can do right I just think it's kind of crazy to think of progress as taking away jobs yeah and but that's like the argument so many times the if you look at like the trucking industry if you look at I mean right now the big one is Uber right right I mean that's not even automated cars that's just convenience and everyone's like no we can't this is we have something that's already established that actually Community is set and so and those guys I bet those guys are the guys that are like sharing any terrible Uber story Uber's everywhere Ubers worth forty 1 billion dollars and not credible right quick that happened there were two instances instances of something happening and everyone's like Ubers shit all over in India right then well they

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raped yeah there was there was like there was a rape accusation there there was also and so I think it's good to those stories come out because it background checks super important yes obviously huge yeah someone's driving you around in a metal box and then there was I think there was also another one where a guy that had been convicted or charged with a violent crime killed someone wasn't a one where a guy like took someone somewhere and wouldn't let him go like took him to some abandoned warehouse or some shit there's something that was an American I'm trying to think I don't know took him to a parking lot or something maybe you might be thinking of fake taxi there's a fake talked about Nano don't Google it it's okay no but I also at the same time any time I hear those stories I think of every drunk friend I have that's yelled or done something wrong to an Uber driver yeah and I'm like maybe I don't know yeah there's a bunch of shit and not not not the India situation but obviously like the there was a words that turned into fists really with the Uber drivers well yeah with the

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just talk like there have been those small instances it but it's not widespread I think for me I don't care if the guy that owns Ubers a huge asshole all I know is it's convenient and it's forcing the taxi companies to change where they come out with like their versions which I still don't use but I think I think it just makes sense like let's keep doing more and more and more yeah I well they're very friendly like especially Uber in New York City I found to be much more friendly than calves calves are just like you know that you know that you need them they know you need them and sometimes their shit has a lot of times they're friendly but the Uber drivers were like across the board friendly yeah almost because it's this new thing yeah and they also want you to give them Stars you know they'll want you to rate them right and they if they're rated highly than people get excited about that person picking them up and then I'll also tip them as well as you know the the money that they get from the little you know the the application where you credit cards in there yeah they get a percentage of that right it's like something yeah I forgot what the I forgot what the split

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as I know that I knew a guy that was part that that for watching my show that was an uberX driver and I think they get a similar rate or something slightly different but those I think those weird me out a little more uberX is weird that's a car yeah someone's just cars like someone's rolls up in a cube and then yeah get in and I'm like we had a guy pick somebody up here in a Prius and it's like okay yeah ah Revolt was like a vault is a fake Prius lift was is way better though is it unfortunately my girlfriend uses lift and I don't think that they have the same quality control and I was Uber this guy came in with one of those what F10 pickup trucks with a big pickup back and a cab you know like what construction workers know she gets we both get in I'm like why did you call who or why didn't you call me where I get in there's a a shovel in the back of his truck the guy seemed like flustered that I was there because I think he just saw my girlfriend's profile pic was her up so then he fakes a phone call

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Jamie was watching me the whole time he fakes a phone call and starts yelling at somebody and we're just like what are we doing in this is not driving you just sitting there like sir like so we get out he's a Jamie's outside taking photos because he thinks that's it looks something not right and I'm thinking my girlfriend wasn't if I wasn't with my girlfriend she would have got in this weird car with a shovel in the back and he you know what the fuck he's a gardener I don't know that's just a jelly in the plants yeah yeah yeah well so I mean with women is one of the last we were drivers I had my friends once again were super super drunk and they're asking all these questions I don't know if he was messing around it was like no a good number of Uber drivers if they're like attractive men are constantly invited inside like at the end yeah and I was like I was like that seems like a perk yeah like you just like a good number of them yeah drunk chicks coming home from bars man there's yeah my God you like to come in and smoke some weed you know shit like yeah probably bow-chicka-bow-bow same AAA I think is

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right now is really exciting well a lot of people do it to make money I mean it's you could do it on your own time you know you could have your own shifts in a way it's kind of cool if if they have real background check right mean if they really make sure you have no mental health issues you know fucking sex predator fill-in-the-blank yeah and it's such a genius idea just because it's like you don't really have to have that much infrastructure yeah you know just to get things rolling especially with the introduction a long time ago if uberX yeah yeah ooh barack's that's yeah that's where it gets weird right they have Spotify now we're like on your phone right you sit there and control the music that's in the car so like you could put on whatever music You Want Crazy presents gonna be rolling up Windows and turning on air conditioning and how do you feel about these Google cars these self-driving cars it's awesome that's fascinating yeah I mean I think there is something recently where they they're not the best in the rain right now but it's still early Tech like they don't the breaking they don't I think it's something with with the other the way that it perceives like the out

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I'd worlds right like slippery traction things on those lines because they always end up having these these articles and stories where they talk about things like I don't think about like people on bicycles you know things that don't look like cars and I don't know I mean it's baby steps it's not going to be there tomorrow but I think it's awesome I think you you talking about once again more people surviving because fewer car accidents if you can have some sort of system that can be thrown into an old car you know people I'm not saying make it mandatory because I love driving my car like it gets me excited but car you drive a challenger oh yeah I've seen the Hellcat yes everyone really yes it looks awesome yeah looks 700 horsepower that's not necessary how much is it though it's not that expensive it's like $65,000 that's that's crazy that that power is 700 horsepower car with a warranty it's amazing and it's really like it's comfortable to drive yeah we drove one around for a few days in Denver it's really nice yeah

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yeah before that I had a like a RX-8 it was a mighty a Mazda RX-8 and just like this little little tiny car and then I got into that and it's well Mercedes has this new S-Class the S550 you know they're big luxury sedan that drives itself up to 30 miles an hour like stays in Lanes makes turns it reads the read speed limit signs and we'll follow the speed limits dude it's fucking crazy that's awesome and it's good to about 30 miles an hour where it you set this the sensors I don't know all the tech but it breaks when cars are in front of you slows down when traffic slows down speeds up so like around town you're essentially could be like you know hands in your pants and this thing's driving 30 miles an hour let's fucking crazy where you Rollin 30 miles an hour with your hands down your pants and that's the question everywhere everywhere if I could well especially good at screen it has these giant LCD screens these two 12 inch LCD screens that

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speedometer is a 12 inch LCD screen all your gauges your gauge cluster is all an LCD screen and your fucking nav screen Ian Edwards and I rented one when we were in DC dude there are so slick and the all your navigation system is huge it's 12 inches enormous and you can watch movies on it the move the way it's set up only the pasture can see the movie like when the car is moving I'll go when you're parked you can see it well because I'm gonna say that's the thing that annoys me the most is when like my GPS that's built-in treats me like a child and I can't answer that anything in right yeah but BMW allows you to do it on the fly as you're driving I like that the you spin the wheel and you enter into it Mercedes is like a little more goofy the interface like the wheel the BMW wheel is very easy to use yeah that's it that's the S5 is it that's a sexy car it's a dope car and it's your floating when you drive in that thing man I mean it just floats over potholes never it's

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we're comfortable inside but that technology is I mean this is like baby steps it's allowing you to essentially keep your hands off the wheel up to about 30 miles an hour they don't recommend you take your hands off the wheel but essentially it really does drive itself and there's some videos of guys trying and working on it and it really does work that's so interesting yeah but you have to have like clearly defined lines on the road because it goes by cameras and the cameras interpret what it's seeing and it figures out how to steer and drives like well if there's if that's already a thing right it's processors get faster and cameras can do it go higher frames per second like I wonder when that can go like 70 it's gonna happen now it's a matter of time what will how fast can the Google car go I think it's 30 so I think it's around the same right oh really yeah but it knows that week well because they were getting on the highway with those because if you sound like the newest one that doesn't have a steering wheel like it's just you sit down that that's crazy it's like good luck yeah because it seems like you should have a steering wheel like it seems like it should be

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at least now it should be like just sort of some sort of an extra thing like not mean what the fuck what if it breaks you know and you're driving no no there's no steering wheel is going straight towards the school it reads it reads a speed limit sign is like 200 or something like that let's do this oh I didn't think of that fake speed signs yeah that's right the newest hack rise well you can hack things like I was talking about the screen in the car what I meant was like you could drive 30 miles an hour and just beat off to porn as you're driving because I used to have an infinity and I had this guy rig a switch it had a DVD player and I had this guy rig a switch so that it thinks that the parking brake is on so things here in park so you just press the switch and you can watch movies while you're driving you remember that car yeah I was watching Bruce Lee movies when I was on my way to The Comedy Store I didn't really watch them I pay attention to the road it's possible but I like the fact that it was their right and a cop actually pulled me over and he said yeah you can't you can't have

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playing while you drive I go dude I don't even know what's going on with this it's not supposed to do this oh yeah just acts just been through conceit shit's not working son the thing won't stop playing Bruce Lee movies man yeah most cops don't know shit about taxi and get away with get away with lying to him about that I'm terrible at that like as soon as I see a cop pulled me over I'm just like I'm not even the try and talk my way out of this I'm terrified yeah one thing I don't ever do is I don't ever allow weed to get into my car inside my car yeah because you see it smells weeds It's the weird thing about weed is when you're smoking weed you don't smell it you're smoking it but people around you like God damn that's some fucking stinky we'd be like I don't smell shit it's strange like you friends will come over and they'll stink of weed and they don't even know they stink of which ideas yeah Joey and I was laying there thanks yeah see that's something like talking to people and then hearing their stories

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like bring stuff I'm like you're crazy you're a crazy person I don't care how easy it is it's easy to get or you crazy to travel with it yeah that's what I'm saying is like when you're there you know like like when I talk to people that are all about it they give me like these 80 step plans and I'm like or you go a day without it that could be cool too it's not that big of a deal but the man dude tired of the man trying to take away my weed like if you want to if you want to talk about the TSA being like like bad okay that's great yes you know but fucking don't don't go over state lines something illegal so stupid because in some places it's really illegal an axis if you get busted in Texas that is really fucking illegal that's something up a little there they have a little well you see Congress passed this new this new approach to medical marijuana they're they're not attacking medical marijuana at all anymore they've quietly done this over the last few days they're no longer going to prosecute States or anybody that's involved in medical marijuana they're going to last

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it's to do what they're doing which is right that's my weed is it ruins old episodes of Cops like that's something like when you see like because you see some people would like crack but then like you just see a guy that has like the smallest of the smallest amount of just probably like terrible weed and he's like you're gonna go to jail for a long time zip tying his wrist throw him in the cage that's fucked man yeah it is it is strange but Obama's passing these things until Jeb Bush gets in office then it all gets you think that's you think that's who it's gonna be I'm worried man I think well if Jeb Bush doesn't get new Office Hillary Clinton will be president every one of those two it would be Jeb Bush or Hillary I'll take Hillary over Jeb Bush yeah yeah I think it's time for a woman president still give a chance to fuck everything up you know so we really I think once Hilary gets in and she does exact same shit Obama did everybody's going to go hey I don't think the president really gets say anything that's what it's gonna it's gonna go like through every possible thing and then it's gonna just go back well remember what about girl bad looking back being racist again as a word

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well Obama was before he got into office like the most Progressive guy ever the most Anti like his stance on whistleblowers supporting whistleblowers he backtracked on all that shit it's going to close down Guantanamo Bay never happen I mean it took forever to get out of Iraq and still by saying we're out of Iraq it's kind of bullshit because there's thousands of fucking troops still in Iraq you know Afghanistan is still going on most of what they say never comes true once they get into office and I think it's because they can't really do the things they want to do there's too much going on there's too many just too many influences there's too much money there's too much power I think the president has way less power than we think they do hmm well it's always rough whether it's there's a Republican or a Democrat in the White House oh sorry yeah but whether there's a myself a Republican or Democrat in the White House like people forget about Congress like what

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that it can be like a huge obstacle or the reason that a president can do so much fuck yeah yeah it's huge and it's also the Republican versus Democrat fucking mud slinging like nobody wants to give an inch they're all just so that this partisan ideology whereas like they just stick with the right wing and stick with the left wing and they're all duking it out for control it's just so frustrating and it's like such a roadblock to any real progress yeah it's I don't know it's I covered the the RNC just cause I got the opportunity and that was a weird thing like the RNC and the DNC going to those events and just seeing how excited everyone is but how sensitive and like you say one thing and they'll jump down your throat on either side they're on teams man yeah Raiders versus the Dolphins I mean that's really what it is and then meanwhile you have people that are like I'm libertarian and they're like that's great that's great whatever yeah he's cuckoo yeah and like because that was something that I looked at for a while and when I would talk to

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just anyone that was in office they're like you could go libertarian or you could just be a modified version of one of the two parties and that's a weird thing yeah yeah yeah I don't know man I think in until we realize that were being had across the board and that this is all just a big charade that's being put on by corporations we're never going to figure it out we're never going to get past private prisons and I mean the Supreme Court giving corporations the ability to donate unlimited amounts of money towards candidates and those candidates obviously support these corporations ideas once they get into office and allow them to make money and a lot of times that money making that money is detrimental to the greater good of mankind or the population or just people in general we're we're in a weird place and I think one of the things that we're seeing now though is transparency on a level that we've never had before and ultimately I think that transparency n this distribution of information that we've been talking about this this

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ability to access information it's going to make a really hard to hide all the evil shit you're doing right I mean there's been stuff coming out and that's seeing that like whether someone says Patriot or whistleblower or like not terrorists but but a bitter what's the word I'm thinking it's urgent no I'm just someone that turns on their own kind of country I'm having a greater huge break yeah I'm having a brain fart but just like the people that go yeah what we did was wrong but they had no right to put out put out that information and just seeing those arguments and years ago I don't know right like the Chelsea Manning argument or the Wikileaks yeah Julian Assange argument yeah I mean those people are in jail those people did things that everybody thinks were right I mean everyone who's rational you look at what Chelsea Manning the life that she's had since she's been in jail you know locked up naked left in a Cell cold with you know no clothes solitary confinement for years

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literally mean that's psychological torture mean they're trying to break people Yen this is someone that just exposed illegal activity and released information to this Julian Assange character who now is trapped in a fucking house in London can't leave he's in an embassy or he goes to jail but meanwhile if you had a vote a worldwide vote as to whether or not they did good things whether it's Edward Snowden same sort of situation we have a worldwide vote what they did was that beneficial or was it negative for Humanity I would guarantee you the vast majority would say it's beneficial right I mean the argument is that like you could potentially put us assets at risk if you just throw out all this information but it is very much you know we did something wrong and you're putting out us at risk because you're bringing it to light rather than going okay let's bring this to light and let's not fucking do it again that'd be great well it's certainly in some ways a gray area because intelligence operates under this

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of a really strange blanket and the idea behind it is they're trying to protect Society from the evil people of the world and sometimes you got to break a few eggs to make an omelet but you know I mean Obama's whole stance going into office is completely contrary to what's going on right now I mean that whole hope and change website that he had they removed the whole piece on whistleblowers oh wow because it was a it was a big story I didn't think story yeah because people like hey we remember this and then they like operating okay they just got that out and deleted it and we deleted from the internet never pop up ever again we can slowly but surely remove it's like Alyssa and her tweets has been deleting on she's sure this I'm not mad at you look I'd be mad at me too if I didn't know me so good kid but uh you know it's all right listen we gotta get out of here okay we're out of time Philip DeFranco you're awesome dude I appreciate you coming on man thank you very much for having a lot of fun so my hand folks

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