#1488 - Andrew Schulz

Jun 9, 2020

Andrew Schulz is a stand up comedian, actor, and host. Check out his podcasts "Flagrant 2" & "The Brilliant Idiots" co-hosted with Charlamagne tha God.

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yeah by the time I came around this is sure was already in an advanced stage she was older okay and she had some health issues and so she wasn't banging Comics at that point but there was a time this is the time when she was getting she was the boss she was a boss woman and she would grab Comedians and Jimmy Schubert talked about he was like 21 years old want to be a comic also these banging Mitzi Shore like you

likes do we know anybody famous famous they don't know I don't know who's talking about it I know Jimmy talked about it in our oven William Parke is talked about it I have no idea but it's in it's a part of the reason why I'm saying it is because part of The Comedy Store documentary that they're putting out I mean she is a joint she was an animal yeah like she's pretty girl she also was the most important figure in comedy outside of comedians like by running that store that way and letting all those people just be Buck Wild and have this

crazy creative environment that's where kinnison erupted from and that's where you know Richard Pryor used to work out there a little hick started there and so many people so many people were there when in the early days why do you think that it could flourish that way because of her but like I didn't get any money out of it like did she have money how did it well there was a lot of great comedy right so you got to think you've got Richard Pryor there you've got David Letterman there you've got Tim Thomas at the be there was a giant

cast of great comedy that came out of that club and it was a cultural landmark and still is a cultural landmark in Hollywood so there's money to be made there yeah there was that was the Roaring days of the 80s where was packed all the time and then there was like a drop off but now it's when we get to open again it'll be packed again yeah so like before the pandemic it was probably the best it's ever been doing yeah I mean I would go in there and it was insane all three rooms packed

I mean just Comics everywhere the vibe was right it's a real shame

yeah it is a real shame but it's just one part of the real shame of all this craziness that's been going on for the last few months yeah you know it's and now we're just talking about it before like there's all these articles now about how doctors are saying that the people who come into them or less sick than they ever were before yeah it was like skating in English or in Italy rather they're saying there's such a small amount of virus it's almost undetectable yeah it's run through the country yeah it's hot out yeah you think that's all it was so Trump is right

I'm said it was gonna go away with that any cure well and then it did it would but it would have killed more people yeah I don't know how many more people though I don't know if there could have been a better strategy I don't know do the problem is we're Monday Monday morning quarterbacking yeah it's like after the fact we're going oh this is what we should have done I'm not really gonna die yeah but I didn't think we were going to die but like I thought it could have gotten kind of bad a little bit I made a few phone calls of friends I was like you know go stock your fridge is we might be in the crib

for a little bit but the only thing that helped me was it just elbow why would he say because he got it he was fine yeah yeah do you think they really got it off yes I do like you don't think it's weird that like II it pops off Tom Hanks is like I got it well the whole crew got it a lot of people are hospitalized it was in Australia so break out in that area okay yeah it was his that's what I would do if I want people to be afraid right I'd be like who's the most famous guy he got it are you going deep conspiracy I'm just saying wouldn't you do that I'm smoked any weed yet are we maybe at the end

at once I smoke it's over I just want to know what happened it just fall apart I like start doing like a milestone like doing like beatboxing maybe it just gets really bad if we horrible if we wanted to pour into a conspiracy yeah that I would say you would kill Tom Hanks I wouldn't say you let him walk away free because he gets it and he kicks his then we're talking about that big yeah I'm not scared of Tom Hanks and kick it yeah Tom asking kick and I can kick it for sure yeah yeah that's true

ooh yeah that was interesting like it was like only famous people got initially known of it it was like this weird of yeah but it was like the new blue check that's what we're calling it because like I remember I didn't know a single regular person that had it but all these athletes had it every basketball team a few people had it all these actors had it yeah I was just like how the fuck are they getting it see that the act the athlete thing was like okay well these are super athletes and they don't have any any formal what it was what they were flying

bitches him you know what it was here you come on dare you come on dude I feel like it was just using the wrong Fountain those days are done we can all use any Fountain now okay cut the cliff send it to CNN disease we found out how many Clips are we going to give see here that this episode of loan fit how many problematic 5-0 yeah let's start over

let's talk about it let's talk about them I feel like the athlete thing was like okay they're super athletes and they don't have any symptoms right but we're not super athletes okay yeah but then it just elbows just a really good shape in shape actor yeah well he seems okay with Tom Hanks is an older gentleman who doesn't look like he's in great shape yeah he got through it yeah what is you know and then you find out the flu numbers and they will but it's not the flu okay okay it's not the flu yeah okay it's not the flu yeah you know science is new religion bro well

think about this think about it though no it's money money I really believe this I really believe same with the money morning but like quarterback and think about like the way religion operated in the past right the second you said anything against the church a shame you they ostracize you who the fuck are you how could you say these things they put you in your little box over there you get excommunicated any of us were like you sure it really kills everyone right like are you sure are you sure it's that contingent said the fuck is what falchion come out of the Keebler Elf house tell him what's going on

they've just rail at you non-stop yeah and II and II say a single thing you were what do they label you as I think Amazon even like took her book a heretic right wasn't it is that what determines I think you were blasphemy or something last one of these shirts right and then all the sudden this information starts to come out where it's like okay it's not that bad the curve is kind of flattening not a shit comes out today that was it basically said if you're asymptomatic you can't transfer it as easy as they thought it's almost impossible

all that worried that we were about kids giving it to the grandmothers they're not going to do that was the only reason why stores are shut down the only reason why Comedy Club shut down restaurants because if you're asymptomatic you pass on now we know you're not if you have a cough if you're sneezing if you have the flu stay the fuck home that's it crank it open let's go crank it open yeah is it email you have to wait Mass no New Jersey just said they want another month for so this is where we get into like the sun my moon but don't think this is just people trying to get reelected it could be but it could be people who are scared of people dying on there

watch because now it's not the economy to get you re-elected it's people dying on your watch well if someone comes along and says the reason why x amount of people died it could have been much less if you had just done the right thing and kept those people safe and kept everything closed for another month right so I think it's that it's also a lot of these people are not healthy people right I know a lot of really intelligent people that are not healthy and yeah terrified of this virus yeah and I would try to tell them well hey let's look at the actual statistics yeah

yeah the actual statistics are it doesn't seem like it's fun to catch yeah right but as long as you have a good level of nutrients in your body you have a adequate sufficient levels of vitamin D zinc you take care of yourself getting a sauna drink a lot of water don't get fucked up every night don't eat sugar all day like you're probably going to be okay and maybe what's devastating even more so is how many suicides we love we had how many people died because because of the depression

did you hear that stat that like Corona actually save lives because people aren't driving so they didn't get in car accidents so it's true in a weird way wailing people it's safe car accident death car accident deaths what else was there I mean there's a lot more domestic violence but a lot more child abuse to really yeah a lot of child abuse a lot of domestic violence and then what's really scary is the fucking suicides because people who are already barely hanging on but might have pulled through if they had a good job how do way to make a living now they're broke and they have to

beg for money and they get one $1,200 chair if they've got it everybody I know that's a comic is making more money how all these Comics that were like they're barely there were like middling on the road or they're barely doing it they get the $1,200 stemi check they get furloughed from their job so I think you get like 600 bucks or something a month when you're weak or something when you're furloughed they're leaking like a grand a week like everybody had money dude this is a crazy shit about anything the stock market has him budged but that's how you know this

markets fake or this is fake they price out everything Joe they price out every the Super Bowl they price it out they priced out the what is it the other thing we're just and the pandemic they price out right and if down the protest right now they priced out the prized out the protest they are a mighty mathematicians really I think call up licks Friedman let's get let's get to the bottom of it is flex blanks call me buddy I was funny we were at the store and I was teasing him because he was

it's like a men in black dude and then you go he's a black belt in Jujitsu to another okay buddy he's a super nerd he's a nerd that can kill you yeah nerds like that Jujitsu yeah well it's a very intellectual Pursuit Believe It or Not seems like it wouldn't be yeah it seems like it just brute strength and she like that but it's not so does also they just want to like touch people like they're just things like no socialization could be like you're just in your cubicle and then you get to embrace be awkward yeah

I get past the normal awkwardness of touching people and you maybe never were able to like we need fucking affection like you gotta like like Africa right and you super homophobic a lot of these countries but the dudes are holding hands the dudes are hugging each other kissing each other when they fucking meat and I think it's because if you can't just fuck broads regularly you need that affection somewhere right so you just get it from your voice how come they can't fuck broads regularly I think you there's not like just dating cultures like

like if there's no alcohol it's harder just like go to the hookah spot and pick up approach like where do we even bake like if you can't drink yeah if you can't go out for a drink where would you date you don't you need to go on your Social Circle you have to meet at the mosque and what do you pick up girls at the mosque you'd have to I bet a lot of it would be like your girl or what like like your girl would have a friend yeah and she would try to introduce her to Jamie that kind of deal oh yeah you know I mean yeah like oh I know this single guy I'm going to set you up

it was probably a lot of that yeah you know I'm saying yeah arranged yeah and there's probably a lot of like girls trying to sabotage relationship so that I think might be gone so much better with you and they try to sabotage relationships with their girlfriend and some guy so they can sneak in some other dude whoa for sure like a terror plot yeah for sure they do that yeah I just don't think he's good for you I just don't Debbie you can do so much better I mean yeah he's fine how happy is you that you don't have to date through all this

like how about the Dan to the pandemic yeah I didn't get it all I got a girl some yes right that would be the worst like all the guys that I know that the most depressed right now are single that been by themselves for two fucking months locked in their apartment having people come up

don't have that ability oh they but then they were looting you know they were not I was gonna say losing any we're getting any pussy before well they were getting some occasionally but they had to go out and get it right you have to go you have a couple of drinks someone yeah so you know to the Tada dude I don't even know how to get late anymore I'm thinking I bet you ask you just beg you just think you gotta bring a consent form and have them sign and you have to record it everyone's going to be a pornographer so that every step of the way gets documented

like this is for us we're going to put it in a vault and a safe deposit box just so everybody knows true that you you were well aware and wanted to do all this stuff you can't change what happened yeah you can't decide after you feel terrible yeah like just asking some people do distort with the distorting part is what's really scary like openly distort like what happened with you and that like you know the Chris Hardwick story no go terrible one yeah wait isn't strong enough

him of sexual assault and this is her definition of sexual assault she said yes to him because he had told her that if in the past that they had been a relationship had been in a relationship in the past where the girl didn't want sex as much as him and he didn't like it hmm so this was her her reasoning for describing why her saying yes to him and he sex with him was actually him sexually assaulting her yeah it's crazy right so yeah he had all these text messages from her yeah at all these

like he documented everything yeah luckily mmm but yet people were still upset that AMC hired him back even though it was shown that she lied and not him and that none of it like he actually broke up with her because she was making out with some other guy like there was a lot of craziness to it and she cheated on him but it didn't matter like they were still going after him yeah people are still gonna have like people can distort the version of the real the relationship that you had

hmm and even if you can prove it wrong you're still on the wire for the reliable ever yeah believer I always believed women and this is there's people that do say that believe all women believe you can't believe all anything you can't believe all cops you can't believe all doctors yeah I don't like all arguments it's a dumb arguing outside of stand up oh yeah well for funny stand up yeah all arguments are the best yes sure that to makes it makes good common that's fine it's felt like plus it also now you got it

about believe all women I'm like how can I find a way well you herbers bit of things first like all of them yeah that's nonsense when you say something yeah but they get behind it it's a weird I don't know you know what you'd like me to is always Casey Anthony do we believe her what did she say she killed her fucking kid she killed her kid and duct taped it and covered it up drunk uh-huh yeah she got away with it too but like how did she do it she murdered her kid

like with a nice or something like that no I know she's in Florida or something like that yeah I found the body but they found blood and they found a bunch of different things for the baby disappeared the baby's gone exactly she killed the kid it's a famous story and I know I heard thing but we don't know if the baby's dead did we find the baby I don't think they ever found it so the baby's not dead I'd say that's what I would say I'd be like well you need a body for a murder I don't Still Remains were found skeletal remains oh there you go skeletal remains skeletal remains not good

that's right what wasn't their situation where after the fact they found another web browser that they hadn't bothered checking her computer and it was like having a water baby that one was all like you know how to get rid of a body yeah how long does it take for a body to decompose yeah what's the best way to kill the but this was the case where like smiling lawyer - search staff in the interest of not getting sued yeah I got have been how do you kill a baby God it sucks that you have to preface because nobody knows where according to Google neck-breaking how to make chloroform

yeah for everybody that watches the show I just want to know Jamie doesn't have a computer he just knows all this stuff put up her put up the list of these things and what is the article there's this I'm looking in the Wikipedia for it that's all it said so this is what they said that she had probably Wikipedia it says I'm Brian counts brother well I guess because I have Crohn's disease to they just making sure you have it no so the Casey Anthony thing her lawyer said did her dad did it did you see that that was the defense lawyer said her dad

yeah so the defense was hey we just need to make it plausible that someone else killed the baby oh my God and then you got to handle that shit yourself anywhere they know somebody killed the baby in the someone was in the family

but it got her off the point is yeah I don't simply day you don't think sheet again say again so the point is I don't want to be dating anybody right now this is the thing you can't trust anybody yes but here's the thing with her do you think she killed the baby on purpose or the baby died and then she's like Fuck I killed a baby how do I get rid of this thing so it looks like I didn't kill baby

that's a good question now we're in the world the realm what would you do if you killed a baby by accident wow that's heavy it's a tough one because you didn't mean to write like you were doing the game you know we throw the baby right and then just into a fan it didn't have the title up here drop it fans really fucking with you around you forgot yeah okay this is just hot out and dimensions the dock are the searches

from in the middle of the case it's like a web archive her got her mom said that they gave the baby to a babysitter which nobody could find and that Casey's car smelled like a dead body

yeah it's probably left it in there a long time you got a sloppy pitch like that yeah don't clean up the baby quick yeah it was from an old pizza and trash that was in the trunk not human because she one of these like hot girls yeah remember those like the car I'm we're like hot girls were killing a lot it was her and then that other girl right like there's smoke shows just fucking joints were killing what was the other girl she killed someone I think it was in LA trial which one was this oh God she's like Spanish or something she was like kind of like

real I see ya do you remember this no yeah now I'm interested it was like a pretty bad murder we Googled like the hottest like chicks who murdered oh really and because we want to see like you know like when you're like great at what you do you can get away with it yes you know I'm sure people have done bits about that like you know blah blah was so great he could get away Michael Jackson so great you get away these things and we were like does the same thing work for like hot chicks who kill like would you still fuck oh yeah if they would be willing to fuck you

oh yeah oh no for you yeah if you were going to do it yeah like if a prime time like what's give me what you think is the hottest girl you've ever seen hottest girl I've ever seen obviously outside of our course significant others Joe a hundred percent um just give me examples like publicly joint Adriana Lima is O is going yo-yoing perfect hundred percent yeah example now imagine Adriana Lima yes she killed her husband but I'll clean it out guys I'll clean them up asshole

no cows piece of shit he could be the kindest man ever he could kill him while he's like feeding cleft palate kids and I would take the kid I put them in another room obviously wouldn't kill a kid I clean up the guys dead body and then we would do whatever we trust her if you were fucking her with a lot of objects around I would want it to be and I like a basketball court was she you know fucking her with objects around I won't I don't think that's how I'm thinking her on the table at the Joe running an application is nice

I'm thinking someone's gonna grab a knife and stab you I don't know it comes to your ribcage like oh my God I should listen to Joe and take it to the gym I once had a this is back of my like bad days you know I'm a good guy now performed ho if he will but uh I remember I had a girl over and

I remember I left my wallet in the living room oh no and she went to like the bathroom or something I have to clean up and I remember I like one is the living room I grabbed my wall and like put it in like a pair of pants and then I sat there was something like a my fucking girls I think we'll steal from me like what's happening in my life is that I'm willing to go through with this well you do though when you're a young man and you're horny yeah that's a drug dealer you got a drug dealer in front of ya just a girl that you're interested in you're all so you have a

you'll need yeah you guys are horny I mean I don't know what it's like I'm obviously talking Just For Men because I know what it's like when a girl is horny maybe it's exactly the same feeling I don't think it is I don't I have to assume that like all other things men and women are very different so I think the horny Parts very different to yeah but when men are horny it gets desperate it gets weird like drug addict e desperate yeah I think I've always wondered that with like women like if because we always chalk it up to ourselves like if we get laid right it's like

I'll kick great game like that was me like I took that down or whatever you know and I wonder if a lot of it is like their emotional state in the day like like let's say their cat went missing or something like if that they're like ah fuck I'm really down I'm gonna go hook up with this guy because that's going to elevate my emotional state I think for some girls I think some girls just want to escape and they'll just go have a you know just a fling right

see a thing with girls have to worry about men in a dangerous way where men don't really have to worry about girls the same way yeah there's a dude you know what it is like you saw obviously you saw the Epstein dock on Netflix right now dude I couldn't watch it Jamie Jamie and I were watching it together I shut it off after the first 15 minutes yeah I was like I don't want to hear about this I know what happened here's the thing obviously fluff piece like we know we can get into that but like it's like put all the guilt on obscene type of thing like he's the sole purpose like he

dated everybody was like really adorable how they did it kind of like you know fire Fest they made it look like that guy Billy was just the only guy that did anything wrong like all these like oh God yes like the second someone can't refute the evidence like Billy was in jail they're like okay we're on the docks right and that's I and and you know how like so like they're really PR companies that were attached to fire Fest right get promoted this shit everywhere and all of a sudden they're like absolved of any guilt because it's just this guy Billy who did everything whatever doesn't matter same thing with with obscene but what's interesting about the girls and was like you just got to hear their stories

I never heard of any of these girls right and after watching the stories and how like they complain to the FBI the complains all these different places and like nobody ever listened to them I go oh shit this is why the me to movement existed because as a dude that came into the me to movement not never being a douchebag to girls like I never fucking mistreated women at all is already very good to girls like I look at the me too and I was like what's going on here like why are these girls like so angry at us they what I'm the worst version of guy in terms of maybe like dating a lot I would

ever do anything yeah but I wouldn't go not a boss see no no no but here I'm saying this is what's really interesting the girls try to be heard for years they weren't all of a sudden the voices are heard right I'm sure those weren't the only girls who talk to their boss or talk to HR about like their boss being inappropriate and we're told to shut the fuck up so the second there listen to the floodgates are open right you see I'm saying and I was like oh that's why this happened this is like the straw

all that broke the camel's back type of things exactly and and if I look at through that perspective even in the time I go yes this is wrong and saying things like you know absolutes at believe all women that kind of stuff is is wrong and probably wouldn't even be supported by them but I get the feeling where it's like if nobody's going to listen to you now you got a microphone you're going to scream into that shit I don't even think it's the rational ones that are saying it that are saying believe all women I think it's a lot of a lot of that shit is crazy people like yeah just that

Logan is not something you could say you can't say believe all men you can't save ya you can't say that because then you give him people the license to bullshit you yeah because you're not treating there's like if someone tells you a story and in this story whether you know whoever it is it's your boss yeah you're the victim of your boss if you don't know the bosses version of it you don't really know the truth it's hard it's hard to say yeah it might very well be there telling you the hundred percent truth or they might be a fucking crazy person to blame

everybody for everything that ever happened in their life and they might be a pathological liar there's a lot of people that are just liars there's a lot of people that are manipulators they make up stories course make other people look bad of course but the nature of man is that men are disgusting and when men are in control of a guy's the head of a fucking movie studio yeah he get these all these dime pieces to suck on his back yeah I'm doing that since the beginning of time yeah and the problem is not just that the man wants to

do that to all the actresses yeah is another problem that some of the actress is actively manipulate that man and seduce him so that they can get ahead oh yeah that's real too yeah hundred percent it's all yeah what's real is that there were willing participants that that were they were they were are benefiting from the system mmm why would you reject it and I'm not making a statement about Margot Robbie right I don't know what she's done in her life and she probably earned every single

one of her rolls perfectly no question I don't even have to name any name my point is you've never heard a complaint about Hollywood be she's getting all the roles the girls in Hollywood I hear complaining are 50 you don't think that's coincidental like Rose McGowan ages out of sucking dick to the role you son of a bitch I'm just saying how dare you say it's quit is it coincidental when you age out of some shit you complain like we're all guilty of it too you see like all these kindness I see

tons of comments me like there's no jobs for like straight white comics and it's like you're 50 yeah there's no if you're doing your old yeah that guy who's you know you're a dad now I think a lot of times you see these these things that convenience man it's like I wouldn't want to comment on that because I don't know what exactly what her situation is or any of theirs right but what I do know I don't know either but you look at the correlation you see like okay maybe there was a time where this type of behavior

I was like how you kind of work the system to get ahead talk to Whitney about it yeah yeah I mean she's not going to name any names yeah fucking tell you what the exact with some of them did well that's the thing I realized like now is like especially with politics which is so smart it's like have you seen everything everything is like this like a proxy war hmm like if you have a message you have to get across right and you're a republican right if your message want to get if you're a republican you know that the left is

he's gonna attack your identity first no matter what the messages so they find people who have identities they can't attack and they problem up right like the gay Asian dude what's this guy he got beat up like they got milkshakes on them or something like that no Andy no yeah and then Candace Owens right like if your conservative and you want these conservative points said you have to get them said by people that the right can't criticize the little canker sore the left hand criticized for so it's like if you are I say something

gluten is bad or something like that right easily you are well you wouldn't know you wouldn't know what systemic oppression is Joe you're a fucking white guy you have all this privilege shut the fuck up but if you have someone whose identity cannot be criticized you have to take what they say at face value so that's their proxies right they put like Milo is the first one of these guys yeah but the these two people that you're putting using example are both examples of people that have been attacked by the left but they're not attacked for their identity and not immediately discredited for that day

T we have to be discarded for the words whereas you would be immediate dental identity wipe away but what's genius is the left does it as well and at this fucking hit me because I'd be looking at Greta Thunder and I'm like why the fuck are we listening to a fucking kid about anything right right drove me crazy and then I go and then see the gun kids from Florida from the school that got shot up and I'd be like why are we listening to kids about guns and wretched legislation I'm like holy fuck

does making kids make all the points because you can't tell kids to shut the fuck up or you're an asshole if you're the adult telling a little girl to shut the fuck up you don't know anything about the polar ice caps you're an asshole so if you just get kids to make all your points for you the right just got to go well it's good the kids were involved in the political process my favorite thing about Greta is they started off with climate change she's talking about her future and how dare you then became have tart this could write didn't she go

I've told she didn't she want Hannah Gatsby right it's like she has autism is that what you're saying that someone told me she's half retarded I believe she has autism that's the directors what's the difference what she vaccinated do we vaccine did you have too much vaccine so nervous no there's no issues with the vaccines right it actually is a plus you know doing the vaccines no no the autism and actually helps you focus on certain things like what I don't know I mean that's what they say about people on the Spectrum yeah let's ask the ancient hero you think he's on it autistic Adam Smith that's what I found

and that's the free market isn't they asked him about anything you like doughnuts women in the best doughnuts with you and the free market turn it off for a second dude just fucking turn it and we get it you like capitalism dude turn it the fuck down what I was gonna say about that Gregor chick because they brought her on the covid console I saw that I couldn't believe it she's 16 like why are you bringing her on an infectious disease Council for a pandemic that no one's ever faced before well when you know who they wouldn't have on the count so

Paul who's an actual medical doctor who actually survived covid they didn't ask him to be on why because he has controversial opinions and maybe he thinks that it wasn't the best idea to shut the fucking economy down for three months and have everybody go crazy bro it is what it is it is what it is it is what it is you can't it's just we live in the weird fucking time and can't tell me that they didn't calling her for a new issue and putting her out there publicly yeah so irresponsible because cursing her for any issues

irresponsible she's a teenager what do teenagers no well I think he's tell me what teenagers now they know how to go to school okay and they have less things in their mind so they get better at stuff quicker like if you want be a gymnast or a martial artist when you're a teen you get way better way quicker okay Greta

if there's a tick tock dance that I need to learn I guarantee you're autistic concentration is going to make it perfect and you're going to get down those steps you're going to be able to do it I don't need to know about fucking science from you you don't even need to know about science from most journalists I just need scientists to tell me and then I'm going to I'm going to actually ask questions because that's what fucking Sciences why did science stopped being about asking questions like if you ask any real scientist a big yeah well the whole point is we just poke holes that are in our theories and we just do that constantly and that's actually

good science now the second you ask a question you're a heretic man if it's a heretic yeah if it's about gender yeah or if it's a about the economy or if it's about climate change yeah those things you're not allowed to use science okay climate is changing yeah but you can't you can't use science to decide if you have like any scientific facts that you try to bring do you buy the what do you think about you think climb is changing it's a hundred change its changed

the better if you're in Antarctica it's better if you're in Antarctica it's going to get hotter and it's going to be it's going to be day there's going to be some negative negative give me the negative II literally when they described it to me Extinction events for sure there's going to be a large number of animals that can survive in areas they'll be less water in areas where it's hotter okay animals are going to die maybe people are going to die we can move the people that's crops yeah it's not that easy but you're right yeah we got food but for sure

did you make food anywhere I can make food in my my backyard I can make food in my living room final point about it is if you in any way dispute the models of what they're saying and have an alternative perspective yeah that alternative perspective is never engaged that alternate perspectives demonized that perspective is your climate change denier and you're a bad person and some of them just have data that they're going on like they're talking about the raised carbon levels in the atmosphere is actually better for plant life

and that the more cuz plants actually take in carbon dioxide right breathe out oxygen right and there was some people that were talking about how there is there's some benefits to some forms of life by an increased carbon count in the atmosphere it's a fucking weird argument because it's one of the factors that's leading to the fact that the world is heating up mean you saying that that it's good that the world's heating up is like boy I don't know maybe we act like it's good we want to be warmer I you know I grew up in New York obviously likes to be warmer and I'm sure that's just a

surface-level argument that being said I don't know if the conversation should be

stop global warming at any cost maybe it is better conversation have is like hey we should do what we can to stop global warming but we can't kill the economy because then we kill people anyway does true we act like we're in a weird space where we just think you could print money and everything is okay This concerns me a little mmm that doesn't worry you it worries me this that's why the pandemic thing worried me the shutdown because like it's not that easy to restart everything and is about

things that won't be there when you restart it and grinding they think something like forty percent of small businesses might go under within the first six months that's that's scary shit that's a lot that's a lot so what does everybody in work for Target and warm Walmart and large corporations all the mom and pop stores go under all the mom and pop restaurants go under very dangerous time in that way because then where are the jobs you can't just go right back that is and that's going to lead to a lot of suicide a lot of murder a lot of crazy shit

as people going to be desperate that's one of the things they said about Northern California they had more suicides from covid during the Crackdown then they had from covid more people died from killing themselves is a big uptick big uptick in suicides want to swardson's Buddies the sheriff was telling him that they used to have one a week and now they were having five a day

somewhere new somewhere in La like what the fuck man so that's something that people need to take into consideration yeah take into consideration how many people are going to become drug addicts how many people are going to be severely depressed and it might forever alter the course of their trajectory in life they might have been on an upward Trend all sudden boom their business gets taken away from them and then they get desperate and then they get sad then the then they get on antidepressants and then these zombie out and they never go anywhere where they were on their way to having a fulfilled life how many people broke up with their fucking loved

because they had a be with them all day 24 hours a day and they were just sick of them maybe they would have worked out great if they just went along at a natural trajectory yeah how about if you just start with a girl you just meet her even date for a couple weeks and like all of a sudden up endemic hits and you really like her yeah like I just let's just live together fuck it

you like how long is it going to take you tell your friends like you sure that's a good idea Andrew you've only known her for 14 days we bought a dog a fucking golden doodle bro it's true ever call your buddy from a new number and his girl answers the phone

girl answers a cell phone call hello yeah I'm calling for Greg yeah who's this yeah Greg's friend who the fuck are you that's the real question is Greg have a secretary what is this as I got you man that's my girlfriend she didn't recognize the number who got locked up she didn't recognize the number oh so she just answers your phone and she doesn't recognize the number yeah what what are you talking about man yeah

yeah he imagined yeah it's I don't know I've had I've been very lucky like I you know me and my girl live together and what you would tell her you had a great say again you would tolerate nothing less you got a fuckin moron yeah that's our thing is like I cannot function well in misery yeah I won't tolerate misery dude I would hate to be a woman working for a guy who wanted to fuck me it probably horrible to being a guy wanted to work for like

oh my God if you're there was a guy who's your boss who wanted to fuck you know I was thinking like a girl boss but also that that sucks girl boss would be rough to but at least if a guy was putting a pressure on like if a guy was really like rubbing your shoulders like guys do the chicks at work like like laying to meet on your back of it I knew it casting agent that was a female that was kind of gross and she would fuck dudes get them rolls yeah oh yeah she'd throw it around for exactly this is a son back in the 90s early got a lot fellas

a lot of projects we really did you get something yeah yeah but you tried to fuck one of my friends was the only thing I'm scared laughs hey hey hey there was a girl I guess an outer but I guess I'm not out in anybody I won't say names but I think there's a girl who worked at a comedy club in New York there would fuck a lot of kind of like and get him on the stage I think that's how I mean that's basically this is way back today is way back yeah but did Misty but listen here's the deal here's the difference yeah I support that keep going

no one's getting killed see what I'm scared about women is that men are physically stronger yes when the man is physically stronger the woman can just basically just fuck him yeah they're only have sex with them yes have this the sucky thing is if it affects your career I get that but there's a big difference between that and worried you actually going to get raped or you're going to get killed well women have to worry about with guys that want to fuck them as creepy angry guy type shit yes with men have to worry about it just lies they have to worry about like hysterical lies and crazy people make

things are right maybe the new boyfriend coming over to kick your ass yeah that's the kind of stuff you have to worry about you have to worry about you know less things and you don't have to worry about any of it during sex that's why I was saying if you're gonna was it andreea Lima who's the girl adrianjl em yeah driana Lima joint basketball court nothing around no physical objects can't kill you with anything if she puts his pants on screaming and runs out to the car you got plenty of warning you grab a chair yeah you know you know you doing what do you do keep away like a lion oh

okay yeah yeah yeah yeah stop or stop one more time yeah one more is this what you're doing but my say my point is like it has to be an extremely psychotic woman few to be actually worried about your life yeah so if a girl comes up your house you might worry about your wallet if you fucked up and you've just barely know her and now she's rummaging through your house you don't worry about your life yeah you don't worry about your little woman takes a guy over her house she worries about her life

yes tariffs a different thing it's always gross when someone's using their their power to fuck you whether it's a man or a woman it's gross but it's less gross when it's a woman yeah but Power you mean physical power no no what physical power for sure yeah I meant like power like if they're your boss that's Harvey wants though dude don't you think it's like you can't use how they said that's the weirdest thing like less gross though if you less gross but like that was a big amount

much yeah well I don't know that was a big issue with like with the Louis things like Louis I think said in his apology who's like these girls admired me and I use that or something like that and I was like who fucked someone they don't admire like that's bit like bare bare minimum yes of the person that you're fucking is admiration right we just can't we can't start labeling things as sexual misconduct they're actually good qualities to have in a man but he has

power that would have been but that would have been negated if you actually had sex with them then there was no issue at all right issue was he asked if he could beat off in front of him and a lot of women find that disgusting yeah that's the issue if he said do you guys want to have sex and they said yes yes they did it there's no argument there's no yeah but if he said do you mind if I beat off in front of you and they said yes people still judge well that's the tricky thing about apologizing bro dude is so

you know what's crazy about the public apology is it like when you apologized publicly you apologize for whatever someone thinks you did yes not for what you did you know I'm saying right so like if some if some girl thinks that he slammed the fucking door he'll walk down put an axe there and start a fucking whackin and want to see the fear in their eyes yeah that's if that's what they think and then he apologizes for And he as he says my actions or whatever

everybody who believes that's what happened is confirmed that's why I don't know if you could ever publicly apologize because you just confirm everyone's suspicions when you do it you have to clearly State exactly what happened for the apology if you apologize publicly yeah he doesn't want to do that his because it's embarrassing well his version of it's very different than the version that gets spouted around yeah and whenever that's the case there's no way to know how it's a back and forth there's no you know there's no way to know who's telling the truth and who's not but

at the very least it is a funny bit about it he's saying even if they say yes don't do it if you ever thinking of jerking off in front of somebody even if they say no if they say yes I heard a good hypothetical tell me what you think about this cock forget where I heard it I want to give credit but uh okay you know how like if somebody if an artist doesn't an unthinkable action we cancel there

art like maybe walking Cosby's do specials are fucked up where do you take them off the air without any shots we show off the air because yeah

if a scientist did some foul shit back in the day like every Greek scientist would just banging 14 year old girls no dudes actually that's right yeah but it was okay back then okay keep going this is interesting yeah it was okay back then times change now it's not okay yeah right do we stop using fucking algebra no we don't and I know there is a distinction and I understand addiction where like the art is like a piece of you

math is something that you find right math always exist right that being said I bet you there are some people who would cancel the scientists yeah and what if art this is and I'm not one of these fucking like hippie are guys but like what if art had like healing quality you know like some people like songs can lift their mood and like movies and stuff like that I can like he's paying like he's trauma that they went through you know for sure and it's like like my girl has all these amazing childhood memories about Harry Potter you know so like any time we're in a fight I just put in Harry Potter

and then the fucking everything's good right have loves dogs amazing dude it's amazing that we just Sorcerer's Stone boom I'm back in and everything's fine larious but so what if you could make that argument when you bake a this is very powerful this is very important work you can't cancel it is that is that the Michael Jackson affected like the Michael Jackson makes such good music yeah that's the Arts more than art yeah that's the argument with Woody Allen's well Roman Polanski same argument that like you go back and watch Rosemary's Baby even though you know he's a piece of shit

because the art is so good and so valuable valuable it approaches science and its value yeah there's something about it where it's all so ingrained into people's lives I guess Bill Cosby was so egregious and what he did was on the network television wasn't like he's making films that you know what's Wild is that like Cosby was like you know putting shit and you know drug and people and fucking him right hmm Joe exotic

was drugged and dudes and fucking him yeah but they wanted to drugged hi they were hanging around with all my good point good point good point good point there already messed out married him come on yeah do meth is a powerful drug it's a powerful drug lord that is that through his teeth it shows you everything you need to know about math do do with the 14th that's what was that line somebody as a hell of a drug what was it was it wasn't very clear this is a very good okay but he's a hell of a drug but cocaine don't make you gay bro maybe math does math is

that good maybe they're just gay I don't know dude maybe they just can be tricked into being gay it's like we were talking about earlier I really do believe that people can be talked into things okay thanks sure for sure really yeah yeah I had a bit about it okay had a bit I had a bit about Mormons okay because Mormons there was a thing called Proposition 8 and it was all about gay marriage it was repealing gay marriage and you know what was crazy was that Mormon the Mormon Church spent a

a lot of money trying to repeal gay marriage and I said if anybody should be scared of gay marriage it should be Mormons okay because someone can talk you into being a Mormon they can definitely talk into sucking your dick they just need a more alone time with you like you really you really believe a 14 year old boy found golden tablets that contained the loss work of Jesus but only he could read it because he had a magic Rock like someone if some guy can get you to suck his dick he's just got to be around you long enough and tell you that the prophets told him

to tell you that there's wisdom in his deck 2 and then you have to do something that seems horrible to get the glory of God a hundred percent I do remember that documentary that came out about the guy who like fuck the whole family remember he fucked them mom dad and the kid yes they were Mormon oh no of course interesting because I don't know I don't know about they get super gullible when they're in that fundamental religion it doesn't make sense right people that

buy into religions and grow up in religions that don't make sense yeah I know a lady who was a Mormon and she actually admitted this yeah it was her admission that made me think about it yeah she was I have a so much vulnerability when it comes to people who are like crazy yoga guys or cult members like I buy into it because she grew up her whole life in this fundamentalist religion where you just believe nonsense uh-huh so you used to handing over your Consciousness to nonsense let me see if I can poke holes in it let me see let me see here

yeah you become trained to believe yeah and not be skeptical yeah so that anything that makes you feel good and included you feel like oh it's true is rewarded yes yes it's a hokie fucking homeopathic bullshit yeah all kinds of nonsense that people believe Reiki healing and yeah let it touch you and heal you with my my hands yeah all that nonsense you know and we were talking about earlier about people in

our young people being canceled and there are kids canceled there's a whether or not they do that with scientist there's actually a great example of that is a guy named fits Harbor for its harbor and Fritz Haber that's how you said and Fritz Haber invented the harbor method of extracting nitrogen from the air that's responsible for a giant percentage of the fertilizing like when you eat food like the the I think they say that 50 percent of the nitrogen in most people's bodies actually comes

from the harbor method to figure this out and like I guess it was World War 1 or World War 2 and then 1 World War one so he figured this out and then right afterwards he figured out how to make zyklon gasps okay so he made zyklon a gas which was a gas that was a pesticide and they use zyklon a gas for for crops to kill off bugs and it stunk to high hell is fucking horrible so

it had this smell attached to it the Nazis turned that into zyklon B and we're gassing Jews with his invention on top of that during World War One he talked the Germans into using poison gas on the troops so on the Allied troops there was the first war where they use like large-scale gas weapons yeah and so he was both both the same time getting the Nobel Prize for

the harbor method of extracting nitrogen from the atmosphere and then on top of that wanted for crimes against humanity

fuck so he was wanted for war crimes for gassing yeah first time they've ever used poison gas on trips it was thought to be a terrible violation of the Rules of Engagement have we developed a new fertilizer thing don't we still use that that's still the standard you just two ways of getting nitrogen you either get nitrogen through natural sources which is like fish and fertilizer and cow manure and all those types of things and that's what compost is for and you get it that way yeah or you get it from the harbor method

the oxygen like when you think about are that's the best argument for like what is it mulching what is it that not mulching most combo that's the best argument for compost it's don't support the Nazis right but he's already dead yeah it's large scale like large scale composting is a real issue you need a lot of biological waste to make some large scale composting yeah but the this Hopper thing is really it's a crazy story man yeah because it sort of embodies like this the situation where you got a guy who did this incredible thing that helped

with so many people but also did this horrible thing that killed so many yeah why were the Germans so Advanced technologically at that time I don't know man the in vance with engines with car design rocketry but why what is it it's hard to say I mean they're just brilliant fucking people they feel like they weren't in close proximity to other people in Europe you would feel like that you think that like that technology would would be shared it's just so did it so it was so crazy how advanced they were that the United States took the Nazis in to run now

Tessa right yeah space forces for us yeah it's new Operation Paperclip they brought in not right yeah yeah just the Russians to I think they like split up all the scientists yeah either the Russia the United States although the biggest Killers Wernher von Braun was a fucking straight up Nazi really yes the Simon wiesenthal Center said that if he was alive today they would prosecute him for crimes against humanity and Wernher von Braun the guy who's the head of NASA fuck wow

awful shit man yeah yeah these to hang the five slow as Jews in front of his rocket Factory and relent yeah yeah dude like real legit Nazi shit yeah woah yeah that was the head of NASA they just took all those brilliant scientists look at him there he is Wernher von Braun wow the Nazis yeah big smile oh it is interesting that like they never liked the brands that happened around the Nazis never like rebranded

now they like Volkswagen is still Volkswagen people's car yes like which people right you know which people right and then like Hugo Boss I think it's just Hugo Boss like if you have a little box was a Nazi company they made the fucking outfits oh that's right and we talked about this but isn't that like don't you know how now if you have like a little like Pizza Hut was like we remade the pizzas that way better like you would think that you would Rebrand if you're attached to that you'd switch

the name up right you know in some way Jake Boss well they used to people had a different sensibility when it came to things back then what you mean because you got to think because they let things go

like the only thing they never let go is the swastika you can't bring back the swastika yeah but like in those days afterwards and thing right isn't it a Hindu yeah it is symbol yes these poor Indians are walking around saying it's in the other direction okay but but still you can't wear it Hogan's Heroes with a fucking sitcom about Nazi concentration camps yeah I mean they joke around about it in the 1970s and that was just 20 years afterwards dude that's an interesting like discussion

like magic we had a sitcom about 9/11 yeah dude that's what Hogan's Heroes is like yeah same amount of time yeah that's crazy yeah dude there was a time I'm trying to think I'm trying to see if it is possible but like we're like comedy and corporations could work together when was this the time you're describing like I don't think comedy and corporations can work together and it's very difficult right so it's like well because they think

comedy have to work with corporations so they couldn't work at all right but the corporations were like okay just be funny that's fine you could do a show about this

you mean a show about like they're not public Nazi concentration camps exactly like they're not absolutely sure I mean insane and you know the dude Bob Crane on the far right was a freak when he was like one of the first guys to film himself fucking okay is that great great can she Greg Kinnear movie big cameras back then big big hit you need like another person film it wasn't like your iPhone which is nice and Silent yeah you have to like set it up so yeah okay put the back of it and crank it out while you're banging

who is filming somebody had to do it he there was a movie called what's it called something Focus autofocus right thing was going autofocus but it was a film about him and he got murdered by this dude that he used to bang girls with why because they had a dispute that a falling-out maybe touch dicks and that's you know what happened

something happens but it's a crazy movie yeah shows you how this guy was just like he was sad I said calm but it is like fucking movies man I just want to bang this was I just became a porn star I think about that all the time I think about that all the time just fucking was Helena I don't know I think back then there was just very few rules is this the movie autofocus really we just cared less about shit yeah there was like four

that good well I think there was just less people yelling at you okay made the wrong choices to what about was no social media back then that's also true right so the last people have a voice about what's wrong but I also think like in times of luxury rules present themselves and then in times of chaos rules strip like at least in New York I don't know how was here but like during during the shelter in place during the pandemic there was no more rules right like that seems here hey you can't drink alcohol in the streets and then all the sudden I was like yeah I guess you can

right look like they just said you can and then there wasn't it was dangerous there was anything like that you can't deliver alcohol you can only deliver food oh yeah you can deliver alcohol you can't serve that you can't eat on the street without a permit okay you can eat on the street of them it's just expose all this Corona think that is exposed a lot of bullshit it definitely did like a fucking it took the makeup off hmm you know I mean like you know like you're at the club and like the girls like beautiful and then like you guys go for like a skinny dip and then you're like whoa - you fucking trick me

and I feel like yeah that happened happened with fucking TV well they adapted right the adapted with these new looser regulations in order to keep us safe during this Corona time how does it keep me safe I saw the funniest thing today was that something that said use social distancing unless you're protesting can I tell you something bro see that they put it on Fox

it was like an official report I got the screenshot I care I'll beat you to a Jamie I couldn't believe this let me find it there it is right here look as public health Advocates and put less Public Health Advocates we do not condemn these gatherings as risky for covid-19 transmission what this should not be confused with a permissive stance on all Gatherings particularly protest against stay home order so protest against a home that you can get Corona - hey don't say coronavirus time

or chronic comes right but protest for anything else I think you're good it is really interesting isn't it it's pathetic what is its tell me if this is unethical curtain but what if they tell me this is right what if we saw in support of black lives matter

donated a percentage of every all of our live shows so that we could have full audiences now to public gathering in support of this cause and we're putting money towards a club putting money more our mouth it now some people of course a you're using this cause to perform in front of more people then you're right yeah but at the same time we're doing benefiting everyone's benefit is mutual assured

that would be interesting I'm just it's but then but then you're giving up your power to whether it's black lives matter or whatever you going to give it up your ability to just have a show it's based in to it's really should be that you want to give money to valid organizations right of course of course but the idea that you could get away with it like if we have like a three-month exemption window where you could

you could have full crowds until they've lift it you could only have full crowds if you give 5% to fill in whatever the blank it whether it's black lives matter whatever whatever people decide isn't this how they treat rich people anyway hey rich people you gotta pay taxes yeah unless of course you'd like to donate to a charity and then you have to pay that in taxes exactly you could take some of that out yeah that's true in that way you can kind of decide where your taxes come in who wins these organizations that are broadly trying to help people but then will the organization

drop it after a while like when do you have to keep paying them so it's like what happens with them they become a big Corporation and then they shame people for not paying right and then it becomes a thing like if you don't pay you don't care they have power over you and this is one of the things that happen with covid yeah the people that were screaming we're a fucking mask where a fucking mask yeah power over you to tell you to wear a mask are they really concerned is that what's really going on because it turns out historically they were wrong they were wrong they're wrong and yet you still you can't go to places I would have tacos it

Santa Barbara yesterday I don't have fucking mask can I tell you the good tacos where'd you go because I was in Santa Barbara this is always have this conversation Taco you remember the place I don't some outside joint it's the shit I went to an outside joint that's probably right there with you tell hoobs I don't remember the name it's called shall hoobs could have been they go please put your mask on as we take you to your seat

now when we're at your seat you can take your mask off hilarious can anybody explain to me what they thought I was going to do in the 10th in other people not only then that's La now Allah is opening up restaurants and I had my friend Janet and Evan the the Janet is the owner and Evan is the lead chef of this restaurant Felix in Venice okay and they said that when people are in the restaurant people have to wear their masks until they

it down then when they go up to P if they get up to pee they have to wear their masks if you go to leave you have to wear your mask there's no something like about coming coming there's no surprises you're all in a box get in this is a intimate restaurant in Venice it's not a big restaurant it's the weirdest it's does fucking dummies that they fucked up the first thing another fucking this up yeah because they just don't want to admit they're wrong did you know what admit they're wrong I get it I've been in that you know I've been that argument you're with a friend or a girl or some shit like that New Zealand lift lockdown it's declares

Iris eliminated for now and what did they do well there's only like a million people there are no active coronavirus cases and no new infections wow but you can't go over there like get out of a dirty bitch yeah we have to have a beautiful country with very few people I mean I think the whole population of New Zealand is like what is like 10 million hmm they are letting us some exceptions though some people can come in yes like for instance we got some reading people making Avatar 2

goodness so there are exemptions for professional purposes I see how it works well if you had a show book what if an Andrew and I hope would have style better yes well yeah we got it we got to go see is he hey what if we had a show talk to your boy we might have to do it just take a test how about I take a test there's no way to take a test without shoving that fucking thing all the way down my nose now the new 121 just a little Q-tip but just barely goes in the inside of your nose and then done and then you're done yeah I haven't taken a test I've taken seven of them I think and you're passing yeah

yeah every one of them yeah I don't know dude I don't know I don't think yeah maybe I got it I know maybe I take vitamins no never no hmm yeah I don't know I just I think I got like I don't know like I know those over it say again I will do you eat I don't know just eat in the morning he's a natural yeah I just I don't eat a lot of bread and I don't need a lot of refined sugar none I try to cut them all out that's good yeah my girls amazing cook so she throws it down oh they

and then yes you're eating healthy I'm healthy and I try to exercise but like I did it you know I was like super put the lotion on the hands and cover everything up for like maybe a couple weeks and I was like nah that's not gonna happen I was nervous yeah I'm not gonna lie on the beginning weak side when did you stop caring I knew the moment I stopped caring well I got my first test I took my first test like maybe three to three weeks in yeah everybody was clear I was like all right we're all good well yeah my whole family was good and then I

start testing everybody in here yeah and then I knew eight people that got it yeah and they people that got everyone was fine except for Michael Yo Michael yo got a pretty bad yeah but in the interest of telling the whole story of anybody ever have heard this already I'm sorry but Michael Yo flew all the way to New York no sleep does fucking press does radio all that shit did two shows to choose to show the next day flies back home no rest gets in the car drives to Vegas to see his wife's family hangs out

for a little bit drives home same night next day auditions next day after that more auditions so you got no sleep worn-out lot of travel stress stress stress and then audition stress and then boom it hits them and hit them and hit them pretty bad and then he got on Advil and he said the at once he took at started taking Advil it fucking spiked and he got real bad wind up being hospitalized meanwhile his mother got it and was always in her 70s I believe yeah

kicked it in a day yeah one day because she wasn't traveling she wasn't wearing herself out she eats healthy whatever whatever the reason is I'm I firmly and he also had deficient vitamin D he that was a problem with with Michael yeah I think Mike just caught the perfect storm of being tired he felt like he might have been run down already like maybe had a little bit of a cold Dan got the covid yeah and got the covid with a bunch of his friends and I think they were all fine they all they all got it they got sick a little bit but then they walked it off

I think that's the case but he got it real bad yeah he's the only one that I know they got a real bad everybody I know that got it they got sick they coughed a little bit and then after a while it was over yeah it's just tricky you just want to kill your dad you want to kill your mom like that's really what it comes down to like I don't give a fuck for we said like the guys that their work with me we all basically said you know if one of us gets it we all get it yeah and that was the thing we just kept his mouth was right like I mean yeah you know just white boy fun you know as friends of shit yeah

the things with mold on a ball on a boys like spitting each other's mouth while you're riding a bull that's white boy shit yeah one of the things that they were saying is that the kids they're like my kids they were like you know we don't know there are ever going to be able to go back to school again might have to do remote schooling almost if my kids aren't even getting sick yeah and if they do get sick it's not very many of them meanwhile you don't shut down shit yeah flu and the flu kills kit yeah this disease kills an incredibly small number of children

always a tragedy when a kid dies of his disease yeah so it's not like we're saying that those kids don't count right but to say that it's dangerous for kids it's like it's dangerous for a very small number of kids very very small the flu is dangerous for all kids the flu fucking kills kids right you don't test these teachers to see if they have the flu you don't test the secure you don't test people you tell if they have the flu stay home yeah the flu all the fucking time yeah and last year in America 61,000 people died from it from Yahoo

so more people die from covid yeah I don't know how many more I don't know I don't know I mean I think that the number they're attributing it to it as 110 now hundred ten thousand but I don't know if that's more or less than the real number because they're wondering like how they are people dying of covid that they're not counting our people die of other things they're counting it as covid yeah there's a lot of dispute as to what the real number is let's say it's accurate Yeah a hundred and ten it's basically less than

twice as bad as a bad flu I don't think that's enough to shut down the fucking economy yeah I think people need to take make good choices but meanwhile they don't say a word about taking care of yourself not a word not a word about don't drink so much not a word about don't eat sugar where'd you sleep yeah here's how important sleep is to your immune system not a word yeah what do you think what do you think change is what do you think doesn't recover after this but you think people shots are fucked I think people go right back they will go right back but the

restaurants don't have the money to stay open oh yeah so like businesses that operate on The Fringe yes are done like the businesses are like all right I got money this month we can stay open I think they they operate in a world that never considered that we could have some sort of Calamity like this well that was what Janet the owner of Felix was saying is that most of these restaurants they operate on you know they make like 14 percent profit yeah that's like what they operate on if you shut them down for three months there yeah fucked yeah and some of them don't even operate well

well they're operating on four percent profit right you know they're barely making it the barely getting by the not doing so well yeah it's like yeah Corona exposed pre-existing conditions both physically and economically you're right like if your business had these pre-existing conditions who are barely surviving Kronos cutting you out of there you're right I think that's I keep on looking at like TV you know like you see all these like shows going to being filmed in their home and it's like oh fuck

Jimmy Fallon likes found all these guys they're doing in their home now and it's like weird not only is weird like without all the lights yeah it out on a makeup how about no audio without the laughs the laugh tracks all of a sudden it looks real Elementary right yeah and and people kept hitting us out why you were so gracious you know we post all this stuff and like for me when I saw everybody come to YouTube I was like oh it's a home game now look like you

go to the studio and we had the studio built my guys were right timing when your studio perfect timing well it was and if I if I did explain to anybody at why I was going to build a studio prior to all this they'd be like you are the stupidest guy with money I've ever heard in my entire life really they're saying that no they say it but if I explain like how much money I spent on the studio and I had zero way of making the money back because I never thought I know this is bad like investment strategy but I never go if I put this in now 10 years later all I go is I really want to do this and if I

I love this enough I'll find a way to make money on it right like the end of my whole life honestly it's other companies that you have no clue what they are maybe you do it other way but if you're investing the shit that you love it will work out I it sounds stupid we sound like Gary Vee but you know what you know what well some shit in your backyard it works because you're chasing what you really enjoy you know that if you build a studio you'll get to do some of the clips but these things that you're putting up on Instagram and it's

to really enjoy dude it is it was so cool it was so cool just to see everybody come in and it was like you know you know on the Super Mutant superhero movies where like the supervillain loses their power yeah and then have to fight like fighting hero unlike an even playing Ground And it's like oh this is what we're doing now it's over because I really I really genuinely bleed and it's a pain in the ass like it's hard work putting out the pieces man shouts of my guys who do amazing job Mark gag non-comic he writes it with me and I love her

the graphics in the back Alex manage all the shit you're talking about yeah and you know we stole the John Oliver Graphics did your like background where they go it's you know not where they go but like the the image like the imagery in the background we literally just looked at every show or like alright who's the best and we're like we want to look just like them so they compared us immediately it was like I want the smoke right now it's like now for once you guys got a fucking compete with me I know you got

do it Grass Roots were in the fucking jungle it's just YouTube clips it's just a few guys making it know your Unshackled I like the prolific use of the word retard is a perfect example yes Unshackled you can see you could basically say whatever you want to be funny yeah because you can't harm me yeah I'm strong they're hamstrung first of all it has to be a television show keep going to this is interesting yeah it has to be a television show which has advertising so it has to be even though he's on the internet now essentially means do

it from his home from a webcam you still have to do it on the same FCC restrictions you don't have to do that your buck wild you could put it on YouTube and putting those clips up on Instagram and only FCC constructions DNC constrictions you know what you got to say yeah you know you got to toe the company line is like yes you have affiliations honestly I've really believe the reason why our shit blew up so quick outside of you reposting it obviously that's magnificent thank you so much for like keep doing it I'm a hundred seventy posting that we will

I really believe and I think it's a similar effect to what happened with you guys which was we just said the truth obviously in a funny way it's five minutes jam-pack a fucking laser beam someone who needed some bars this week someone who needed to be told that they're fucking idiots right but we said the truth doesn't have a party

and if we just find truth and I'm not talking about statistics or any that kind of shit I'm literally talking about gut feeling funny shit what's fuck it by in yes you're not going this is a president right right you're not going you're not saying that at all no so he's like and is and I'm just sitting here and going is nobody fucking talking about this like a message some guys that work for CNN I won't say their names but I'll just do my big bro I appreciate your support you're great you're sweet he's he's senile

they'll say yes and I'm like why aren't you saying on the fucking TV because they want him to win no matter what I know so everybody's on Trump this is the thing with the I was saying with like corporations and comedy what do we do as Comics we make fun of the Absurd the fucking ass to ass and I we make fun of Institutions that's what we do right you and I will be out there will be fucking playing pool and we'll be thinking about these institutions that we want to give Justice to in a weird way we give Justice with words right but you're not going to get away with

and that's what we operate we operate in the space like Oh no you're not getting away with it right but right now there's such a cost for saying the wrong things even in your friend group even your friend group so what we basically said is when we sit down we're like okay I know I feel this way about something

we're going to construct an argument around this thing that is true that is so solid yeah I don't care if you're on the left or the right you cannot refute it right and it's fucking painstaking yes but it works and it the coolest thing is seeing these people on the left and the right watch this clip both find it funny and both agree and you realize 99% of us are not left or right this one fucking issue that takes us over we're literally in the middle watching these idiots on either side of the

him say stupid shit we don't give a fuck about 99% is a right here and there's a lot of us in the middle 90s okay now you were saying the middle and then abortion might take us left to right right to rest the stuff like her yeah what the economy is a few things but the thing about the Biden thing that made it so maddening as it's not like he's the only one it's not like they didn't have a lot about the candidates it's not like there wasn't a lot of other people that could have put in office that people would have voted for over Trump including Bernie because guess what right now get me sorry Bernie was run right now if Bernie was still in the

the heat right now he could have won you know you know the term a lot of people are saying like don't talk about the good cops because if they were good they would have called out the bullshit right right yeah that's Bernie to me a lot of ways right Bernie is and I fucking support it Bernie man I'm not because I agree with his policies at all I just thought he genuinely want to help he didn't want to win he seemed like he wanted to help and I was like I'll support a guy that wants to help what was the bill that he didn't show

up to vote for I don't know there was something Jaime what was that thing that had to do with it was in The Patriot Act it was a new revision that everybody was freaking out all the progressives Like Bernie didn't even show up for this like this is really important it was it had something to do with surveillance what does it have to do with put it up okay but check this out man yeah if you want to be mad at them or well Senate voted to let the government keep surveilling your online

life without a warrant yet so for this yeah failed by just one vote and it was burning the what didn't show up there's like three people here's the thing here's the thing with Bernie that I'll say okay hold on a second will ya many senators wanted to forbid the government from secretly collecting information about your internet habits but an amendment failed by just one moment meaning if Bernie was there he could have made that thing failed to stop it but he didn't yep he didn't that is fucked up look to others

Ben Sasse and Bernie Sanders didn't respond to requests for comment on where they were during the vote yeah couldn't vote because he's quarantine what so one guy said he couldn't vote Lamar Alexander couldn't vote because he's quarantine why didn't they just asked him hey Lamarck we get you on video how you voting yay or nay yeah I don't need to be in the room right and then Bernie didn't show up and they didn't respond to a request for comment on where they were during this important vote

note that that's like exactly what you were talking about this is another great example the most egregious example to me is you got ass raped by the DNC twice y stay bent you over no saliva and fucked you and you didn't say shit just fucking say it dude now granted you weren't good enough Trump is an example of someone who was good enough to beat the party that didn't want them to be there right like nobody in the Republican Party wanted Trump to win

right right but then they all eventually got behind it because you told the company line whatever he wasn't good enough and also the Democrats have systems that don't allow that shit you know these super delegates and all this bullshit right get sneaky I love it when the Democrats talk about why do we why we need to abolish the Electoral College what about your primary what it's a little man before he but it's like it's crazy but but the thing is like you could have done it man you had the opportunity or how about the fact that they all backed off at the same time and a lot of his ass up bet ya for super Tuesday they said

dress up but call that out dude yeah call that shit out yeah he's not that guy I mean I don't know I mean you seem like a really nice guy when I met him and talk to him I think he's maybe too nice the but the fact that he didn't vote against that though yeah the ability to just surveil you anytime they want without a warrant without a warrant yeah it's weird I mean I assume they're looking at all our shit anyway of course for you they're definitely your shit you think a hundred percent why do you say that because you're funny

got a lot of influence talk a lot of shit yeah I mean if somebody watches your video on Joe Biden it's very possible they might not vote for him that's real interesting for sure looks at MIT as a meme Society yeah barely paying attention if you get into that box yeah and and you and you start thinking about some of the funny punchlines you had in that Joe Biden video come on man people Michael fuck that dude yeah yo it do I said fuck that dude I voted for Trump yeah

yeah that's real possible man especially like the Midwest the area's look in California is not going to matter in New York it's not going to matter people vote blue no matter who but when you get to those middle States and swing either way who fucking knows but you don't find it weird dude that like there's no

Fair comedy in this Lane what and by fair I'm not trying to say that people aren't unfair like I think you know Trevor and John are really good you know like an SNL in these places but like I know what they're going to say before they say it right like I know the opinion before they say it right so doesn't that take away some of the most necessary component to Comedy which is surprise well it's what Dennis milk did back

Bush was president right remember that now he do wouldn't make fun of them so I'm giving a pass he's my friend nah bro nah bro you got these bars bro everybody gets These Bars that's that's what you gotta do you gotta write the ecosystem that's true I hate overinflating are importance as commas because I know a lot of people can do that but I really think we're here to manage the ecosystem well you know what other cultures is actually an important function like in the Lakota and the Lakota Indians they had a thing called a Halo

Elka yeah and hioki was a guy who made fun of everything there's a clown who's a contradiction contrarian yeah who mocked all the important things yeah and they were like they mean that's my tour is called sacred clown tour for that that's why yeah it's like that that's what heyoka means yeah to the Lakota people it's a sacred Crown understand the importance of a good crowd sacred clown someone who makes fun of important things because it's important anything that you can't make fun of his bullshit yeah you can't make fun of

yeah like like if you say you know the lord's name in vain yeah you can't say that don't say God damn it like really hmm like what what are you saying like why can't I say it what what is it about not being able to say things what is it well if people have power of you they tell you that you can't say those things well and whether it's talking about certain subjects are using certain words it's all the same thing it's people enforcing their ability to call you out and have control over you

but that ends in that's the thing where it's like if you wear comedy and institutions are tricky because you can't make fun of the institution you're in right right so you have to make fun of the opposite institution even if you don't necessarily believe that way so all these institutions tend to be left-leaning they only are allowed to make fun of the opposite institution exactly right so we here we came in literally just in the middle and going I yeah that joke is actually

right-wing this today or like yeah the topics actually left-wing we balance side by side but it's not it's not based on what the institution wants us to be a part of we're literally based on what the joke is and what the best version of joke is and what is what I guess I would call like truthful what is the truth like I want to make the argument so you're not fucking scared to talk to your friends about how you feel but if you try to pull that shit off on NBC they would pull you aside dog they see you they would have a little conversation with you this is it sighs me crazy man it's like

honestly I maybe it's an unpopular opinion I don't know it's like I'm really impressed with with like Trevor and John's John's got great riding well the they're great John is John is is is really great the writing is really great and it's produced well but I'm impressed that they even do it

like imagine like moving to another country

and then immediately making fun of half the country that you've never even visited you got some fucking balls like if I moved to England and I lived in London and just trash Northern England on a TV show with that but I would never feel comfortable doing that I did I don't know enough about y'all and like that's weird for me to just do this for a living guys that's not weird to you it's weird like how accepting is America we just let people just come and just track half you never lived in Alabama is Alabama's

have you ever lived in Alabama Arkansas is a punchline have you lived there you know it's just shocking to me that you could feel comfortable doing that and then I hear all these jokes about like calling out the greed like conservative greed and it's like you guys could make tons of money in your own countries but you came here because you wanted more

it wanted more money

that's definitely true I'm just saying dude it's just but it's also everybody knows our politics like our politics our Global like you go to Australia there make fun of our president yeah no fucking idea of the president of Australia is its kind of different in that way and it's other thing the other thing that's an issue is we get Hoodwinked by salesman with British accents every time keep going whatever it is watch late night TV when someone's trying to sell you a fucked-up mop that you don't really need

they're doing it through an English accent have a British accent have some sort of an accent it makes them think they are superior it is look at this product it's an amazing thing look at what it does it's a radio it's a blender it like it's a fantastic accent whether it's yeah whether it's David Attenborough yeah who's narrating some the guy talks about beatles yeah like they're the most fascinating thing you don't want a guy from Brooklyn talking about chimps you don't

want a guy from Philly talking about tuna as fucking Tunas this is a Bravo the fuck's it sister these tunnels are out there in these gigantic packs yes women around even if they're saying all the right words you don't want them sounding like that yeah they're saying we're super intelligent shit with any kind of an East Coast accent sounds dumb as fuck yeah same as Southern right someone says something like super intelligent shit about the ocean the ecosystem but they say it with a Southern accent yeah what yeah same word yeah British accent we're all in yeah

so if someone is mocking our culture what better way than a culture that's known in to be very improper so you think it's by Design they're like people will trust these opinions more users coming from these guys who have this accent that has Equity yes interesting this is definitely something to that you know because look they could have hired Al Madrigal to run a Daily Show they could have hired a lot of other people who would have been amazing at that job I think John Oliver's great I really do I think he doesn't show up

is it funny about the way attacks things the show is is is really well done yes the show's writing to yeah it's the second best show after ours it's really like a red shell but it's their sister saddle down by the fact that they're on HBO like if you're in that liberal establishment here in that like there's weird conversations that are had where people aren't looking at the jokes that are about the left the not going to make fun of Hillary the knocked again I'm not going to make fun of Joe Biden yeah you're not going to make fun of Nancy Pelosi

or any other prominent liberal that's not going to do it even if the joke is there so what's the point well it's weird right and so it's fucking what's weird is when you see it in the news right like the difference between the way they covered women that had allegations against Trump versus women that have had allegations versus Joe Biden yeah very different very different the way they cover it yeah yeah it's true yeah there's that there's that like obvious bias I guess maybe it's because like I was looking up like news organizations

I think like back in the day everybody knew that they were bias like you just knew yeah like like like like late 1700s so like early 1800s I think they even like enacted a law that said you couldn't criticize the president or his views or something like that in the Press but well that's how it is in China I mean yeah journalists have fucking been ghosted in China really oh my God yeah they people disappear hundreds of journalists they just disappear yeah dude they don't fuck around in China yeah so then why

they closed down the bat thing well they hate that they make this argument that they have control of everything and everybody can get killed it's like well you can't just close the market where they sell the Penguins first of all they did kinda and then they open that up and like a week but if you listen to them I don't listen to them I don't think they're telling truth but their story is it only 30,000 people died now if you think about the hundred and ten thousand people that died here and then in China you're talking about literally a billion people come on bro yeah I don't buy it come on bro it's just it's just

it's a weird time man it's like and I'm surprised these corporations don't get it like when you see platforms like this which literally let people speak and they have different opinions and different points of view and you see the entire world gravitate towards it because we're addicted to truth yeah like we like true we like to confirm our bias we like even more of the truth you know I mean like there's a reason why conspiracies are so fun right because we're like wait a minute is that the truth but what's going on in here I want to really know like deep down on you really want to know what's going on

don't know how all this shit works oh yeah you know so it's like it's exciting gam it's also people like to solve puzzles that's why that you go and you know you play games mmm people want to win yeah soft things if I catch you being a lizard person behind the scenes look at that the fucking World is Flat I knew it yeah the evidence I want to send you some evidence man I'm telling him I change my name is a lot of people that want to tell you about things yeah you know I gotta do just sent me a Bigfoot thing the other day Smart Guy believes in Bigfoot yeah

Charlemagne believes in Bigfoot does he understand yeah well used to be a real thing well that's the problem yeah used to be gigantopithecus they've actually found bones of a large bipedal hominid that lived as recently as a hundred thousand years ago so it lived alongside of people and they found fossilized bones in China in the 1920s that this there was an anthropologist that visited this Apothecary shop and he found these bones that were primate bones much larger than any primate Bonito ever seen before

and so they said where'd you get this and they took them to the site and they started digging up bones and so they know it was a real animal that was they think it was very orangutan like but it was huge you never heard of it before I'm never heard of it show the the picture of gigantopithecus come never gonna hear the end of this awesome on the podcast well here's where it gets even crazier yeah this animal lived in Asia Asia is connected by the Bering Strait so you think they came to North America and that's

why you see it in the that's what it the Northwest see go to which one that one right there you would just we just added a little bit about right there bang Perfect Look at that that's what it would have looked like yeah so that is a you know a re-creation but you're talking about a bipedal animal that's eight to ten feet tall and it was an enormous primate with like you know Bigfoot looking face man just go to that picture just make that picture bigger that motherfucker was Bigfoot I mean yeah

the reason why there's all these stories these myths is that as recently as a hundred thousand years ago that was a real thing so people definitely saw that thing walking around yeah so they probably talked about it and folklore and in stories and who knows what the fuck that thing even ate I mean it might have eight people we don't know I don't know I mean there's a lot of primates that eat other primates like chimps eat the fuck out of monkeys really David Attenborough you

to watch yeah okay pull up the David Attenborough they hunt they hunt monkeys they Corral them in it's the most ruthless shit because there's a video that's chimp eating a monkey while it's alive that's holding on a monkey and biting its hips and just pulling chunks of meat or the monkey screaming like like his little primate face screaming while there's monkeys is eating them alive I thought that they do like ants on a stick or something they do everything they can eat they're omnivorous means they meet they eat everything huh there

like humans yeah they're omnivores yeah meat the vegetables they fruit but they didn't figure this out until the 1990s Attenborough was doing this documentary and there it is so these trackers took him and they show how the monkeys are just the one okay look at that that is a chimp eating a monkey this one is on the forest floor I think the one I saw was in

the tree doesn't chase that was the monkeys yeah and there it is this is the this is the video so this is really dark shit man because they chase these monkeys and the monkeys get scared and trying to figure it out and the trying to run away but the chimps are bigger and stronger and they Corral them in and so once they get them man they are tearing them apart it's horrible to watch yeah yeah yeah see there see now they're the monkeys trying to get away and this is the footage of

monkey trying to escape and the chimp comes chasing after them and grabs them and now once you grab them it's rough bro they kill babies everything they eat them all so he grabs them he's got them there see that shit so he's going to pull them down and then once the chimp has the monkey he gets to a spot where he can eat and I think they fight over who gets to eat the monkey and then eventually he went but look he's got this monkey in his hand

and he's going to just going to pull it apart

it's rough man the when you see them eating it like look here it is odd that's all jaw did I get it I get it okay I guess you'd have to see there's a God we'd have to get Jamie the Right video in advance because there's probably hundreds of them out there but there's one that came from that show that's really rough to watch because this monkey is alive and awake yeah this chimp is biting them and pulling them apart yeah but anyway yeah you got it yeah here it is so here is he's

look I did I did so this is one with a just pulling it apart but there's there's a great one where the monkey is fucking Screaming God yeah this is yeah this is gnarly it's hardcore man how do we get on to this

I don't know something gigantic gigantic pizza gets Mighty people that's what it was thank you Jamie and why are we on gigantic so it was real good Charlemagne believes in Bigfoot oh yeah it's a real thing but here's the thing yeah that thing eat people I don't know if a chimp can eat a monkey like that yeah why wouldn't that thingy to person where the monkeys yeah probably eats everything it cannot be said that thing so big if that thing was omnivorous and I don't think they know if it's an herbivore of what they mean they didn't even know chimps were like again till

90s yeah this is just so all this shit is so odd like the deeper you go down the rabbit hole the more you know the less you understand man so where you see Bigfoot like if you're one of them Bigfoot freaks in the north it's all the Northwest yeah the Northwest where it's all that mean there's sightings all over the country but that's just because people are fully predominantly over there I think it was most of it was in that spot I mean that's a rainforest up there the Pacific Northwest is so dense I bet it probably lived there for a long time you know

oh and I'd off that's all you need you need like a shred of Truth for stuff like I remember when I was a I was in Egypt right and I texted you and I was anything because I watch every one of your fuck I'm going to Cairo to like see the pyramids right and I realize I haven't even really researched the pyramids so I do this deep dive and I'm watching like Graham Hancock Hancock and there's another guy that you had on the Carlson dr. Robert schoch maybe that was it I don't know but like I'm just watching the shock is the geologist that he was the one has recently or something no no I'm still old John Anthony

yes yeah he's the he's like the Godfather of it all yeah and I'm that so I watch it and watching everything I'm obsessed and we go and check them out and it was the single most like unbelievable thing I've ever seen it makes you a question reality a bit really yeah like I get why people go oh aliens in the same way like have you ever seen the Northern Lights no I haven't but like the video you see them in real life and you're like oh shit what's going on all right

God all right yeah like it's believable and we went to see them Alaska oh yeah yeah I just go home and just to see them now I did comedy yeah not in Anchorage the other City Juno know it's like a little military sit Fairbanks Fairbanks really far north yeah yeah hold up there yeah yeah yeah what do you what time of the year was it I don't know cold

I really don't know I forget but maybe like maybe fall yeah it's awesome what does it has to be like the winter time right and I think it was Winter I would have did I would remember if it was like old Colt okay I think of fall if it gets cold enough Museum someone day the second I landed right after the airport just fascinating in the same way that with the pyramids like I remember watching them and I'm like okay this question is reality like things are different now and I remember reading or watching the videos and one guy said like time is it or like

in progression isn't linear and that was the coolest argument I've heard for it yes the idea that like a society could pop up

be somewhat insulated so they had tons of time and like wealth and I guess wealth would be in resources back then develop technology die out

that technology never goes to anybody else it just exists and then dies and then a few thousand years later another group of people end up going there like oh this is cool shit I'll hang out right and that is the most reasonable explanation for me is that they really exist building on that work old stuff and trying to figure out how they didn't do their version of it there's a bunch of different very distinct juice and styles like isn't that how we are is like humans like okay the Empire State Building is in this neighborhood that's a cool building yeah I want to go to building over there how the fuck they do this won't hang out this cool

he broke it down his Thompson who's like that specific spot is that there's an impenetrable Forest on one side and there's a desert on the other side and there's a river that when it overflows just fruit and vegetables to start sprouting out of the ground it's like oh this is how you would be able to have the wealth and time yes to develop cool shit is like of course we're developing cool shit in America because I'm not busy fighting motherfuckers in our country right all the time like yeah you'll on can develop all these cool things drill a hole in the ground why who's got nothing else

else to do right we're not in war we're not here can he were here right like if you were at War constantly how could you develop right and they were free for like thousands of years thousands of course you can develop cool shit you'll find like I'm not talking about like internet but obviously cool water technology I mean it completely is plausible but how they describe it no way and you know it's not the same human beings because Kyra's a dump like Cairo is so awful that there's no way that the people who made Cairo also made the

you feel safe are there you are look at you handsome bastard helps your cheeks yeah maybe I can assist us it's unreal dude shit half a year it was unbelievable I was a different time I mean look at this the structures man look how I can imagine seeing them in real life look how small the people are compared goddamn that's big I mean you just can't fathom it that's a big fucking building and what's crazy is it used to be covered in smooth Limestone but they these fucking people

that built Cairo they pilfered all that shit yeah they broke all the chunks off of it build other cool things yeah this is a cool trip that's Morocco I think now is what was did you feel safe wanted to the streets there was it a little scat into a lot of wandering eye my girl with me also say that's always like a different Yeah a different thing and it's like yeah I was told that I had a guy who I knew this is a comic that was out there and he's like I'll show you around so we did that with a mic in Egypt please

comic in New York body because of funny guys having a hard time getting controversial jokes to go not going to happen I'm not gonna happen did kill you quick oh yeah yeah we're really lucky like oh yeah should we complain that we can't say is really funny what do you mean I can't say everything you can you just did see this is the thing like because we're not on a network that's controlled by some sort of a business yeah the worries one way or another right this business worries when people

aren't controversial because then the podcast don't do well they're bored want chaos yeah like you know will cast is that is the antidote I mean that's the that's all so we're you know we're saying you know we're not talking about people like if you're if you're on this podcast you're saying things to be funny yeah that's what you're doing yeah if you're making points you make an interesting points that you think this is a really a valid valid you know perception of something that you've established

and there's also talking shit that's talking shit talking shit is fun Judge Me by my intent not your interpretation what did I intend to do yeah I intend to just fucking make us laugh exact it's a lot less that's the problem with Banning word like retard like sometimes it's not nice to say it about someone with a disease but it's not nice to let someone keep making YouTube videos about the world being flat either without saying to them hey man that's fucking retarded that's what that is yeah that's what yeah yeah yeah

it's not it's not a disease it is a slow form of learning you you're slowing learning yeah you're so we're calling people slow using people yeah to because people watch those videos and no one's interrupting you while you're making those videos yeah so it can make sense you're articulate and smooth and use a lot of big words show a lot of faulty science yeah people can go oh my God I can't believe all these years I've been lying to ya it's a bunch of people out that you ever look at hashtag spaces fake know you want to see a failure of the American educational system

Google hashtag space is fake and start reading reading on YouTube and Instagram and fucking Twitter all these Knuckleheads that really think that space is fake right it's base is fake it's not really the Moon is not really a hundred sixty thousand miles away or whatever the fuck it is yeah look hashtag space is fake let's say for example I'm so many of them coincidence let's say for example The World is Flat right let's get one that's so dumb

but if it is

so it

well you still got to go to work tonight for the uh about conspiracy theories about we like them they're fun you want to solve the puzzle and if listen let's be honest most of the people that there's some people that just love conspiracy theories yeah but most of the people to get really attached to some of the really dumb ones they don't they're not doing so well in life okay they're not they're not they're not thriving there there there Knuckleheads yeah and Knuckleheads get attached to the

certain kinds of ideas yeah and then if they can just prove that all this is bullshit it doesn't matter how well you're doing or just a fucking world's they've been lying to us man this whole time the stars are not really Stars yay the lanterns being hung from ceiling it's like look man you could you can go deep on this and find people that are a varying levels of intelligence yeah believe dumber and dumber things but you'll tap into some conspiracy stuff right occasionally yeah what is this

so what do you what do you go into and you're like I kind of by some of this

I want to know what the Deep State really is can can we tell us what I talked about one time which would thing dude so there's no sport so I have nothing else so I just start getting to conspiracy and every time I think I'm going too far I like text Joe and I remember I texted you a sounds like like well what do you think about this Tom Hanks is a pedophile stuff I think you called me I think it was a concern you just called me like dude what are you what are you

read 81 is going punto fucking breaks the whatever reason on the internet became a thing to write and Tom Hanks as comments the photo that he's a pedophile dude I don't know what start do you know what sort of that I think it was this pizza that I don't know what happened but someone like send me something I get I start going in on it and then I remember I came across something there was like yeah and that's why him and his wife Rita Wilson have have coronavirus and I'm something I was like and I remember going to you and I was like is his wife's

last name really Wilson and be like yeah I'm like like the fucking volleyball like what is happening or we could be in The Matrix keep going we could be in a simulation if there is a simulation one day it's going to be impossible to tell they're going to get it to a point have you ever done any VR you ever fuck with VR but I bought

the sets I saw you got the Oculus out there the same one yeah obsessed it's pretty amazing right it is

same it's the pyramids that's the second thing that I saw in my life the VR headsets with a second thing I was like this makes me question for ya it's crazy to picking up the things that's nuts yeah picking up the fake gun or picking up the ball throwing it I wiii watch that Alex Honnold thing you know the guy who like climbs with no ropes or whatever free solo there's one five-minute version you could watch on the VR and you're up there with him looking down it's unreal I can't do that one I get

hands is watching his videos oh yeah like watching a YouTube video literally makes my hands to our best Byron I mean I'm afraid of heights big time he's so calm yeah crazy something's off right he's really nice round supernormal like when you talk to him nothing seems off at all know like seems like a guy who hears a challenge but like fear receptors or something like that you know they can all because he's had moments he said some moments where he's like generally the only time where you should be freaked out as with something's going wrong he goes most of the time it's really mellow

but he climbs this kind of shit that's too crazy on this way man yeah he's going up at an angle yeah it's not it's he's hard to handle but go deep State I don't know man I mean we were talking earlier about George Soros videos and yeah all these these people that think that someone's pulling the strings from behind the scenes you know the more I see crazy shit like the Jeffrey Epstein thing where I mean again I didn't watch much of the

because it was balling me out yeah so they'll 17 year old girls talk about heavy heavy yeah and some of them are 11 and 12 like what have a 12 year old girls wild he was purposely targeting them

but he also had Bill Clinton fly to his Island 20 times you know he had all these different people flew on his Planes he had all these celebrities Hillary flew there all these scientists all these actors like what is that who does that white what what's going on there like was there some grand scheme to compromise those people to get those people on his side who side is his side you know who work for him bro he had a photo of

Bill Clinton in his foia of his house yeah it dressed up as with a dress on like a woman pointing at him like this like what better way to say I thought I got your brown you I got you I own you but my curiosity is this and this is just from watching the I watch the thing and again I don't know a lot of people listening right now know way more about this like anytime I have questions is either you were Tim Dylan I call it Timmy and Timmy fucking goes in him Tim will go he's great for he is if you think what you see in the videos is any different than

ahem you got another thing coming the he knows me a book the first time I met him he came on the podcast a book and conspiracy theories he's like I'm trying to get you back into did we try to bring you back in there but that's genuinely him that's not this is him oh yeah apologetically authentically him yes great stuff go check out Tim if you guys haven't but he he was breaking down some interesting things with as far as this goes right I'm just watching this documentary and is blaming everything on Epstein and I'm like okay this guy is the fucking criminal mastermind really like he's the

he's a criminal mastermind but he's doing well all the secretarial shit I can't I can't believe that right and then they introduced this other guy this like less Wexner guy the guy that owns like Victoria's Secret and that kind of stuff right yeah and then like in true some quick and they kind of like make it seem they go oh he was actually I think I guess Epstein was like his only money manager or something like that like he managed his wife's money right and then there's a clip of Western going you know I was tricked and I was manipulated and like they have these other guys going

oh my God I've seen is the most manipulative person in the world he charms you so much it really setting it up like he tricked the billionaire into giving them tons of money at the end of the documentary this girl maybe you can get this picture up the girl paints a picture and shows people right to the last episode at the end and she just paint a picture of her experience there right

in the picture it's her experience all the things that we're going on all these like fucked up characters Etc

they're talking about the picture and they use this section where they talk about Epstein right Epstein's off to the right he's on a fucking UFO he's not even centerfold in the picture he's barely in the picture Gillan the girl who's a his a comet she's front and center and then below her I believe is Wicks Wexner and I'm like that's weird why would you include this guy in front and center of the picture but this guy over here Epstein who this whole thing he's the

Mastermind he's doing all this kind of stuff is all by himself that's weird hmm and that weird I would have to see the pic the context of her story I'd have to see it in the context of her story but yeah it is weird all of it's weird though

just the fact that there was a fuck Island where does that mean that's but he stabs what they do but imagine if there was a movie yeah imagine yeah and in the movie this guy would set up these freak parties on these islands and have all these guys fly in scientist celebrities and Bank 15 year olds and film it and hold it against them that was the that was the word so here's the thing but you saw a movie yeah like come on Bill Clinton's not going to fly 20 times to a fucking Island

makes it easier to run into he's got girls he can call he must yeah he needs it that bad is he really gonna fight flight as fucking huh but if this guy was Intelligence and he let them think that they're safe don't worry no one's going to say a fucking word everyone's on board this is fine you can let you freak out on this island this is like the real Vegas what happens on fuck Island stays on fuck Island this is the real deal like you could that's what they want look do you know how many of those guys in the sea

60s and the 70s politicians back then just did openly openly had affairs right like Kennedy openly everyone knew it the press all knew it yeah how many guys were doing that how many mayors are doing that I bet a lot of them I bet that's why they became a doctor a mayor or a fucking president in the first place a lot of them wanted power a lot of them are like these politicians are like ugly actors they want to be an actor but they're not good-looking enough so they just pretend to be righteous and they pretend to be

you know the guy who's going to solve the mess guys going to solve the problem and in the meantime they're hobnobbing with industry and big bankers and celebrities are coming to their inauguration and it's a big is a big influence part here it is someone explain this to me whoa is that just Lane is that same heel and heel and that was just laying sewing so that how we seeps through a lizard so she's the lizard but look who's front and fuck

in Center dude what is going on

look at all the heads well that's a creepy-ass picture right and where is Epstein who zika guess a blue shirt with a sandwich in his hand I don't know who's that guy I don't know John podesta Kevin Spacey I don't know look to the right though I'm up here no he's in the fucking UFO dude top right you're telling me the the criminal mastermind of all this is the the fucking supporting act like you're in the

right just laying or giggle in why is she lends Center dog and why is she have a body of a lizard

how weird is that she's got some creepy lizard body I don't know see this is my point like if you if you put this in a movie before all this shit had happened before I believe it would never believe it'll be like no one's that fucking manipulative they can get all these politicians to just fly to some island film them having sex with underage people and if they did they'd get caught someone would rat it out event and then well they caught him and they brought him to jail and all he just died he hung himself

of Y all Wellings where's the security cameras well the security cameras weren't working it's off its off talking about it bro it's just we just get swept away with the new cycle to do stuff this is this is the craziest thing about the have seen things like they literally took El Chapo right and put him in that jail because they're like not something will happen real Chapo in Mexican jail right so like we got to put them in jail while something will definitely not happen super top secret security

security clearance the best jail the best the best possible jail yeah then this guy just randomly just hang yourself yeah and the security cameras weren't working whoops no big deal meanwhile that Michael bad and Guy the autopsy doctor from HBO that autopsy series is a guy who's worked on a bunch of hype it did the George Floyd case yeah he said yeah I was murdered he said fixations Ruiz well they mean the injuries of know the Epstein injuries were indicative of being strangled because the

bones in his neck or something about Floyd but yeah we did that as well yeah more doctors have done that as well if Lloyd now with George Ford more doctors have said it's clear you just watch it yeah can't you can't imagine a world where that's not a homicide it's like fucked up the Epstein thing it was too low on his neck it wasn't indicative of someone who was strangled it was indicative of sore it wasn't indicative of someone hung themselves yeah it was indicative of someone who was strangled it was low on the neck like the guys behind and pulling his fucking neck with a wire or

or a rope or some shit question for you do you think they tell them yo we got the underage Shorty's on the island come through or do you think they say everyone here is all over its don't worry about everything is good then they got a video taped and they're like by the way they're all underage I think that's more the case I think if I had to guess the most nefarious version of it I doubt his people sitting around going hey do you want to bang underage girls I think they probably say hey we have we're going to have this party's on an island no one's going to be there but us

it's fantastic it's top top shelf combinations we have girls they're lovely maybe they don't even tell them they have girls there is they'd probably tell them they have girls that's how to get them hey you want bro out I'm gonna probably I look at wanna go fishing come on bro with some jet skis dudes coconut milk trust me and I think once they get them there they get them drinking but then once they're dry again it's a better start partying there's the island man right so I think they start partying and then the girls were probably either

paid to or trained to be friendly to them and I mean the men are probably disgusting and he got a guy like Clinton I mean that guy I mean he would fuck a warm jar of peanut butter he's an animal he's an animal right honey that's just twisted my fucking brain this is what happens when your comic are just going to think about the different angle all day when you said fuck a warm jar of peanut butter I'm like what would be the best

condiment of fuck peanut butter would it be painting class or would it be jam need some thick and somebody's not gonna

you know what you want you want organic peanut butter because you gotta stir it this is why you gotta open up the comedy clubs bro because otherwise we would talk about fucking people always been known to be a wild man yeah he fucks everything he tries to fuck girls and they yell and they screaming The Runaway yeah he's got women that have said he raped them I mean he's a fucking animal yeah I would imagine you get that guy alone on an island uh-huh get a couple of

accents going down and then Epstein is connected to these people who will sure you don't worry everything's covered this is how we do it like look the world's to there's too much scrutiny out there okay well you got to be yourself okay so here's my question this wasn't always scrutinized right you got songs fucking Rolling Stones on they have a song talking about banging some 15 year old girls some like that

I believe there's a song right look it up rolling some Bank you have you have two songs about people talking this had a song called Christine Sixteen dude every movie in the 80s you sound this 1717 remember that I'm just saying it every movie in the 80s there were like Highschool seniors and then like where the freshman at yes right there 14 years granted you're all in high school but you still may be would have college kids like free with her okay so there was a time where it was probably

okay right to sleep with younger women right I'm not talking about the 11 and 12 I'm talking about teenage women it was probably okay okay at that time how did they compromise people because if we really want to know who's behind this just figure out what they were doing before the pedophile stuff because yeah but they controlled the Press like before that no one could say anything about you're saying they didn't need to compromise back in the day and then they were like well fuck we need to find a way to compromise little kids okay

exactly exactly like you always had a compromise you always had to have something on someone like you don't think that you don't think that I don't think so no no no you don't think it's like coincidental that like you know maybe Clinton had some fucked up shit to happen in Arkansas and they're like all right we're going to get you out of that but you know you're going to you're going to keep on you going to have an interesting political career just look out for your boys I don't think so I mean I don't think they had film footage of it and I think they control the media you know the Clinton stuff goes way back I don't know

Mena Arkansas shit nub no Clinton was the governor of Arkansas when Barry seals is running cocaine through Mena Arkansas he would go to South America and this all is footage of this is a great movie about it with Tom Cruise that's the yes that's about Barry seal okay and that was a real guy who was a pilot yeah fly back with Coke and they would drop the coke off in Mena Arkansas okay he dropped the coke off these two kids found it I found the drop they murder these two kids and they said the kids committed suicide

this kids the kids were doing drugs they fell asleep on the train tracks yeah they just made this shit up right so when they were when they did the autopsy on the kids and they said oh the kids died of suicide they got high and they slept on the train tracks the parents like that's not our kids their kids would not do that so they do a separate autopsy separate independent autopsy and they find knife wounds in these kids bro the kids have been murdered it gets worse so then Barry seals Aggie Aggie

Ruiz to sell everybody out so he agrees to testify he is on his way to the courtroom with George Bush his phone number and his fucking pocket when he's gone down in his car yeah he's assassinated on his way to testify a guy who's a absolute and also in the movie The Tom Cruise movie they showed Bill Clinton pardon him he got caught for something Bill Clinton parted him whoa what if yeah what if

compromising people saves their life would have back in the day you're like you know if you talk I'm gonna kill you actually I think you're going to talk you're dead like that's what the mafia does right there like you're going to snitch we're killing you any gangs whatever your decision is we're going to kill you but what if their technique is like dude I'm tired of killing people you're gonna fuck some kids or you're going to do something that you do not want getting out there yes you better not tell yes but you got to think a guy like Derek prominent big-time politician they know so much yet about so many people and so many different things that are wrong yeah so

from things that are legal so get them to fuck a kid

you got to wonder about Anthony Weiner keep going Anthony Weiner was the guy that was on that dang he was showing that - yeah and he was married to you see it not to just ride in look at this cock her as a good consistent uh kind of famous dick look he's a fucking bold man and he was an amazing speaker okay yeah and they were worried about him there were thing in this motherfucker could be a big-time policy we need a compromise his show whether he was just a freak or whether this is

he's always been yeah this is his Kink but he likes sexting was underage girls bad as they put him in fucking jail for it at but here's what's interesting about it the very laptop that he was using to sex with his underage girls also has Hillary Clinton's emails on it like that was part of the problem but his wife was communicating with Hillary Clinton Joe we need is this we need to get to that said it right FBI communication of Discovery Hillary Clinton emails on Anthony Weiner's laptop

are so so they they found her important emails on the laptop that he's using to sex with these underage girls to have these medicines Union isn't it look I'm not saying he didn't do it because I think he did because he sent pictures of him with his dick you can't I think he's a freak I think like I said they're ugly actors their people are ugly the tag I think the guy's a comic that's what I think who wiener wiener wiener yeah I mean is is a

just nobody ever taught him how to do comedy yes ok just expressed his freak tattooed and terrible awful ways but there's a picture of him he's got his phone up like this yeah he's got his hog like half hard as underwear lying there and I think he was like well I'm with one of his kids that's foul it's crazy that's what these are sending these two girls just all willy-nilly do you have nuts that is that he just doesn't even know these gals so maybe he was just a sex addict

maybe he was sexting attic with underage girl see there's a picture of his hog where his kid to sleep so you're there are there question hmm

and now you got me on this fucking but I'm just hold up look at those selfies no no I see it but go back to go by the look at the upper left-hand corner like he was a freak okay it's not like he's getting roped in he was a freak he was clearly a freak there was something about him that was a freak but also I mean sexting with a fifteen-year-old did he know she was 15 that's the other question did he was he aware of the a with the editor who knows yeah or maybe that's a picture he said to his wife kill him wait what who knows

that's what they do but maybe I was a picture he sent his wife and they're like now we're going to send that to a 15 year old because now we got your laptop we could do whatever and then we got some worst shit on you and you're going to take this little charge right here before we tell you what we're really up to he was very fast it can very argumentative in the Senate and he was yell and scream and the senator is out of order the senator will yield the floor and he had this way of talking very powerful speaker do you guys Jamie he knew he knew yeah I mean I don't want to we don't need to get into this but I don't want to go on

these girls yeah do you know okay maybe there's a culture of these creepy guys doing this shit to younger girls in in in politics yeah as a culture of that maybe he's an example of that culture yeah it's like it's not that like it's like politics makes you do that it's right politics has something that is enticing to those type of people which is obviously power it's like yeah it's like the Catholic Church doesn't make you touch kids but if you did want to touch kids and you want some

screen okay here's a perfect is a perfect situation yeah you know what I mean yeah I do know what you mean like I don't think that I don't think Catholicism makes you do that but if you did want to do it that would be the perfect place to go I think the one of the ways of consult the Catholicism does do that is you go there when you're young and you get molested and then you think that that's normal right right right right stop molesting other kids right right that is a one thing that does happen to people to get my listed as I there's not just a high

rate of them molesting other these a high recidivism rate yeah but there's a very high rate of them molesting people as well yes that's one of the horrible it's like almost like like you're a vampire when you do that to some kids it's like you put it in them and then they go out and perpetrate the same evil that was done to them that's a good way of putting it is like that in a way because you hear all these stories about guys who molest kids who were molested yeah

but I you know so I don't I think there's this is a sickness when someone wants to fuck a fifteen-year-old even if you want to text them and pretend yeah you want to fuck a fifteen-year-old yeah especially a guy with kids yeah it's just yeah it's just so fucking but how many of them were there like I told you about that Breitbart podesta boat yeah we talked about that yeah like

that's a crazy quote Yeah I don't know if it's true I don't know what the fuck if do you believe it I don't know what to believe and this is after all of this here Jamie I'm going to send you this I'm going to airdrop this to I'll just text it to hold on one second I'm peeing Gopi all right we're back and we're back LSP feel better but it's so much anyway so we're talking about creeps and people want to fuck kids yeah here this is this is a thing that Andrew Breitbart tweeted in 2011 before he died

prog Guru John podesta isn't household name as world-class underage sex slave op cover upper defending unspeakable dregs Escapes Me

right now what does that mean what does that mean Daisy's maybe breitbart's crazy maybe he's crazy I would have thought I want all these crazy people die randomly it's kind of weird right it right after the accuse people of shit crazy so crazy to know what it's like Tom Hanks wife being named Rita Wilson to it's just a coincidence it's just a coincidence dude you know what's cooler I mean you got to do a do a bit about it but you were saying how like there's no more crazy right we're just talking

random things and you're like what happened to just crazy and back in the day maybe we put too many things under the umbrella of crazy right maybe and yeah maybe back way back in the day when it was just anybody who is like you're left-handed you fucking crazy like right yeah right yeah and now we don't put enough in crazy well with there's certain things that we exempt from possibility of crazy but this is something we always allow is crazy right like yeah oh that's crazy right it's a gift easy can't be real yep if you call out

buddy and you end up getting marks and you're like maybe there's a coincidence going on there what are you crazy yeah you must be insane to think well there's a bunch of those man that's when Seth Rich got murdered everybody was worried about that what's that Seth Rich he was the guy that supposedly according to WikiLeaks he gave them the information on the DNC being corrupt and rigging the vote with both Hillary with Hillary Clinton yeah we're they conspired against Bernie Sanders yeah that's when Donna brazile wrote about it in her book when Seth Rich was murdered she got really

right she was a top operative what do you think what have we sat down with a deep state right where the powers but whoever doing all this like Kid Rock and what would it look like what would they look like yeah what would the Deep State look like oh that's a good question I don't know dude like who are the more they dude I mean how do you get the job and like how you like move up in it like I like you've been really deep well we want to give you a raise hey dude you been going deep how do you is it Bankers is it all like no name bankers

is that none of us know they are I went on a fucking it was bad to go on a rabbit hole I went on there's this guy named Bill still pleased interview Bill still oh no he did back in the day did this documentary I don't know if it was like PBS or something like that it was just about the banking institutions and how they've been controlling every policy decision back into the 1700s and then before that in Europe and how these few banking families of all kind of work together and anybody who criticizes the banks

try to breaks it breaks up the bank's there remember poorly in history I believe that like Andrew Jackson for example like he got rid of the FED like he killed the banks yeah and he's remembered he is the worst reputation at a president right now he's at racist present like all the other presidents had slaves but every Jackson he was really racist about it yeah dude this guy Bill cell so I get this I'll send you a link I'll get I mean the probably like 40,000 views but it was for television it was on like some sort of you know I don't know what his PB s just like regular what is what Charlie broadcast

has no one but but uh but yeah I just watched it and I was like oh that's really fascinating just like learning about money learning about like fraction fractional Reserve lending and just like these interested in visiting the interesting things like make the economy go and like you find out that the Bilderberg Group is real he like wait what the Bilderberg Group is the group did get together oh the Jekyll Island thing well that is isn't that how the IRS was formed isn't that Jackal but we're so dumb no it's home currency

there was something about the yeah he basically makes this island is a different he makes his correlation where any president who tried to create currency that wasn't dependent on the bank's got marks and then I go and I'm looking at this I'm like yeah Lincoln what did Lincoln do Lincoln do that and then he goes you know why our money's green because in the Civil War he went to the Banks and ask for a loan for the Civil War and they were like it's going to be 20 25 percent interest on the loan he was like nah fucking I'm printing my own shit greenbacks

well real and then some fucking actor shoots him why would it actor care about slavery like you're some theater nerd your some theater dork

come on dude does it seem weird and I know I'm getting really conspiratorial but like yeah but you're allowed to with Lincoln so it's long enough ago that doesn't matter where you can get away with that you're telling me just imagine a theater nerd let's go like who's the biggest theater nerd right now like give me a fucking Oswalt she's like there's another issue John Wilkes Booth brother was an eye also a famous actor in New York yeah and I think it was the week before Lincoln was killed he saved his son from getting hit by a car

Lee as though that's a random occurrence and this back in the day there was barely any cars fun fact on the booth yeah

there's no cars back in the day double check that I think are something like yeah okay oh car yeah yeah 1865 isn't it yeah it's wild though right yeah so check this guy bills to I don't even know if he's still alive I don't think you got murked but like he's just he was really passionate about and he's really passionate about like breaking the bank and not having you know ourselves be like tied to these banking institutions like dictate

policy wasn't that a part of Kennedy as well Alors que an assassination he wanted to get rid of the the Federal Reserve everyone that wants to get rid of it and if they get close adios I've tip bro it's what the way he puts it who else got shot oh he got shot Jackson he got shot but he lived Reagan did when he got shot by a psycho

but they're all psychos they're all crazy yes they're all crazy when they need to be crazy oh well you got to read this book called chaos go oh my God oh my God it's about Charles Manson right starts out about Charles Manson wasn't he have all Neal wasn't he like a oh yeah CIA and yeah listen yeah he was a prisoner who they gave acid to and they traded him how to do that to other people so we took these impressionable youth yeah and dosed him up with acid and then he would like pretend he was taken it and he would

them and tell them what to do and then he had them go out and murder people so and every time he got arrested they let him out of jail there's a guy named Tom O'Neill who started his book yeah he started his book as a story that he was writing for Premiere magazine right but as he dug deeper and deeper into the case and what the fuck is going on yeah well how about this yeah there's a free clinic or go ahead free clinic in Haight-Ashbury the CIA operated under with this program where they were they were doing tests on people yeah doing tests on hippies and given the massive yep until his book comes out his

his book comes out three months after his book comes out the claim goes out of business this is a clinic that have been in operation for 50 fucking years yeah yeah it's a tricky dude it's a it's a tricky thing right it's like my girl said something interesting to me shoot you know because there's all these like serial killer documentaries on like on Netflix on that kind of stuff right yeah and I'm like like other serial killers in other places like why do we just have it here like or do they have it in London do they have it in like parasites doctor

Well Jack the Ripper right and then like after that I don't think there was a lot of ribbon like I think like he did it and then there's no more ribbon I don't know and then I'm like and then she goes this and she just goes honestly I think it was all the acid and I go do you mean she was well they're doing all these drugs in the sixties and seventies and also in the 80s they just start like tearing through women and they're just all these serial killers of pop up out of nowhere and I'm like holy shit will you know the people the experimented on Ted Kaczynski the Unabomber and they didn't talk about this in the end Netflix

comentary of course Netflix documentary they kind of briefly touched upon that about drugs they use the the just a random word drugs yeah or the blanket were drugs yeah but he was a part of the Harvard LSD experiments yeah he was a part of these these and he they talked about the psychological experiments they did where they breaking him down for three years but he was already a little loony to begin with and then they fucked with him for three years and probably force-fed him acid they did it to a lot of

there's a thing called operation midnight climax they did back then where they would they would run whorehouses it would run whorehouses but this has been hiding it up and it's the most obvious yeah name for the bucket the other one was MKUltra I'm guess what I heard about mind control experiments yeah but a part of MKUltra was Operation midnight climax okay and they did this in San Francisco as well the same people that were involved in that clinic also involved in they would make these brothels and then they would

hire these ladies to come in and have sex with these guys and they would dose the guys up with acid so these guys would go in thinking they're going to just get some sex then they got the greatest sex have a drink yeah it'd be on acid just tripping their balls off and then they would just run experiments on these fucking guys what do you do tell people you know tell people you went to a whorehouse you got drugged really is that what happened that would happen really here's my question to you let's say that we're in charge of like nation building or whatever it is like let's say we're deep state right deep State and we are tasked

with keeping America on top by any means necessary this is a good argument okay yeah you and I write our families our kids everything is dependent on us developing the coolest model only use the term cool but most effective weapons of manipulation to maintain our status in the world and because of that we get to live the lives that we get to live and if we don't do it there are other countries that are doing the exact same thing and the second we slip they're going to bodies

right would you go so far would you go so far as to do these types of things the right answer is obviously no but if you knew the exact same experiment was happening in China right now and the second they figured it out they were going to find ways to manipulate the powers that be and then the next trip of political politician ends up in China all the sudden they get doused with some shit now they're controlled I don't know exactly what you meant to accept some sort of a new world order or accept some sort of at Altera totalitarian regime that controls the people the same way China

it controls the people because otherwise we can't compete with them keep going China has this connection between the big businesses and corporations that China in the military and the government they're all connected it's one thing there's not two things it's not like you have a business and then there's the government know your business is a part of the government if you're wanting Huawei you are hand in hand with the Chinese government the only way the United States is going to compete is if we run things over here the way they run things over there because

they can cut Corners take chances they have mass surveillance on their people that way it keeps things running smoother and there's well they also have covid tracking we need to track you we need to track you but it isn't it but the chip in your head chip we don't need a chip you got your phone you ain't leaving that alone yeah that's right Lutton never you never needed a chip exactly you don't need a chip this is give get him addicted to a game question or to think we are that's right on his government Chinese government yeah talk I've been killing it with Tick-Tock this I'm not gonna lie I gotta show you my God

got once but uh okay here's the thing

don't you think we're already there and let me let me clarify okay do you really think Google is insane down with the US government and the US government isn't going at we're going to need access to all that I mean we'll pretend like you guys are operating by yourself but y'all know what time it is well for sure they do and Google's actually sat down with the Chinese government that and the argument of censoring over there was that if we don't they're just gonna steal our intellectual property and just remake Google in a Chinese

we need to work with them

well you don't need to do anything Google you want to work with them no no we need to we need to we have enough money because what we don't have and we need more of them we need more run out of money I just think I wonder that you can like like with Ilan even with you on psych you reach a certain level you must have there look if I'm the guy if I'm deep state right and I don't know we got this smart South African dude right and he can invent anything he can do all this cool shit and I'm going to be like all right yeah bring them over here and he's like well I may be I want to go you know cell

sure the Saudi Arabia and I'll beg maybe you don't just simple as that he's like I'm gonna go on Jerome has Park as a smoke weed you like I don't know the fuck you want we don't care about the stock prices I just I just wonder if if if the riffle if the exchange is hey we need some cool Rockets we need some great shit and if you have any ideas throw them our way first what are those Network deals first right of refusal element do you know not develop remember

like first right of refusal it's a you know you can build some shit this fire we look at first but we don't like it's out of Saudi Arabia but we're looking at we got it first and if we ever need some real dope shit you make it now what is the exchange if you want to keep your factory opened during covid you get to do that I think he's got so much influence and they realize that their law was stupid this this it was stupid but most places are still closed and he was like yeah I'm staying open and then the government was I are you staying open why are you staying about because I need to make our Point state government because other governments

allowing him to open this is not deep State shit this is like a state to state thing this is could have that much influence hey y'all come on over here by all means and we have oil yeah we'll still let you do it later states that were willing to let him rock and roll but wouldn't you do that when you do that with like a Bezos like wouldn't you go hey guys operate I guess what I'm trying to say is like there's like this structure in America right we're at the bottom you have no power and it fucking sucks and you're just barely surviving you make some money

you're good you life is good but you're still attached to your job but you need to do that in order to survive you get into like the millions 10 Millions hundred millions right and you actually have freedom and the second you get into the billions you get a knock on the door where it's like you got a lot you got a lot of stuff and we're going to need to have some conversations about how you use that stuff and the people you talk to and the deals that you do because you got too much power like I'm shocked

like four years I've been shocked even with this platform I'm like how is there one guy did can speak to the whole world and the US government isn't fucking surveilling you and they haven't drones everywhere watch the show it's they can anyone get it that's a good point you're not hiding no that's the thing it's like there's freedom in exposing yes you can really be free if you just give so I'm a fucking cage fighting commentator listen dude what if you're deep state that was really your Smokescreen

now imagine if you just got really good at these things just so you could be deep State you the promise that's not how people get good things right you get it things from no motivation you'd never be able to compete with guys that well they're really hustling yeah you have to be really hustling and then they bring you to fuck Island

we get videos do you think I have a question about MMA for you okay why do we keep hearing about the underpaying stuff well right now in particular there's probably less money because the fighters have to there's no gate there's no life get yeah there's no live K and that's an extreme amount of money but there's also fighters that agreed to certain Deals they agreed to like an eight fight deal at x amount per

a fight and then they become more popular and then they want to renegotiate their deal yeah and the UFC is like look we're just trying to stay open yep we're not going to renegotiate anything so they're like to take it or you can leave it but this is what it is yeah I think it's a matter of that but looking at it from the fighters perspective Fighters would be certainly better off if there was more competition that's always how it works yep so whether it's Bellator or 1fc or all these different companies the more of those

are the more World Series of fighting the moral professional fighting League whatever the fuck it's called now the more those rise the better it is for everyone it's just how it is it's like if there's only improvs and then you get banned from the improvs you're fucked if you got funny bones if you have daters yes yes it's exactly like that you know I've seen that happen before with people yeah seen that happen with comedy clubs and I've seen that happen with fighting to you get banned from a big organization and then you're fucked man nobody else

like it's not a monopoly and that you do have choked you do have choices but there's one clear top of the food chain choice but it's because they do it the best they're also the only ones that are having fights during this quarantine the only people are putting on any live sporting event amazing but they're also a part of a company in WME that's hurting and knees it yeah really bad so there's not a lot of money to throw around like to keep the doors open to keep people employed

a lot of money is is missing right yeah all these shows got canceled yeah there's all these audience members that aren't going to be there buying tickets and so It's Tricky Matt so this is why I think they're complaining about fighter pay I think they should get paid more right I think everybody should get paid more I'm sorry it's a crazy way to make a living I think you should get the most amount of money you can possibly get yeah but it's also a business and I think that if they are struggling

pulling as much as I think they are I don't talk finances with them but I know that WME people own it yeah they're hurt yeah bad they're laying people off yep most businesses are hurting it's all the entertainment business is fucked left Nations fucked yeah but all these people are Fuck Yeah Big Time so what do they do that's what I think but yeah you know when it comes to me as a human that likes fighting I know how fucking dangerous that shit is you should get paid an incredibly

generous amount of money to step into a cage fight for millions of people to say yeah it is interesting because

you have you have this situation where like the quality of the fights is undeniably better because it's not in the free market you have people that are really good at picking out fights and for the most part I say this is a boxing fan right so I grew up in boxing where there are tons of different divisions are tons of some companies if you all WBC WBO all these are promoters different promoters and sometimes I do sometimes I don't write but like it's a mess

sometimes what happens is you have guys who are like really boring Fighters but they get a position where they have the belt and then it actually hurts the sport in a way but they earned and they deserve it so as like a sportsman I'm like they deserve to have it like a lot of people I love Floyd Mayweather I think he's the best fighter in the history of fighting right I think is actually one of the greatest people at their job ever but I think he's Michael Jordan of boxing he's one of the without a doubt one of the greatest boxers if not the greatest boxer that has ever lived its

it is unbelief to you know but he for average people fought bought for me I loved it but for absurd thought it was boring so he needed the Antics yeah you needed to get people angry at him get the gimmick right and it works but the thing is with the UFC is I'll watch guys I don't fucking know and I'll enjoy it and I feel like I don't know if that's just because of the sport but also because of the way that they're matching the fighters and it's not specifically hey you're ranked here you're ranked here we have to match you part of it is pure ain't here

right here but also your Styles would make something interesting so I wonder if you're correct no do you think it's better to not be completely free market doing it's better to have the fights for the quality of the sport if you're a fan it's certainly better for you right if the fighters get

if they all get together in one organization and then that organization makes them fight each other that way there's not as many dream matchups you never get to see right like one of the things that everybody got upset was by the time Floyd fought Manny Pacquiao it was like past Manny's Prime and Manny had a bum shoulder and all these different things yeah we would like to see that fight five years earlier and the UFC definitely gets made easily yeah gets made but it gets to situation where God like John Jones says hey I've got a contract for light heavyweight fights but

you know what do you want to give me to fight Francis in Ghana because I want a lot of fucking money because that guy's terrifying yeah and they say you get what you paid in your contract that's what you get and he's like well I'm not fighting then and they go okay it is interesting see that's one of those situations where I don't know who's right or who's wrong because I don't know how much money they would make for that if there's no audience let's say the Francis and go no fights a big fight it gets like 500,000 pay-per-view six hundred seven hundred thousand pay-per-views that's a lot of paper views yep

life gate how much in the whole are they how much money how much money in the whole are they right how much how hard is it to make money right now how much can you afford how much do they make I don't know these answers yeah how much do they make for a paper viewer 700,000 buys a million bars because they make how much which the overhead well I mean I don't know it's last but it's not I mean it has to be less because you're not maintaining these venues a venue so much smaller you have to pay way less people that being

said the ticket price is like the live gate will have Gates big 20,000 people 18,000 people all spending on average hundred fifty dollars a ticket and on top of that there's merch there's all sorts of shit there's you know I'm sure they probably get some sort of a food excessive that stuff yeah so there's a lot of my and then there's also they had to operate they didn't fire anybody it's one thing about the UFC they would not fire people so they stayed open wouldn't wouldn't fire anybody while they were going on for months just damn people trying to figure out

out how to put this together and make fights happen they tried to do that one at the Indian Place Tai Chi Palace in Lemoore California they are real close to doing that but then the fucking Governor got a hold of the head of Disney and eyes during the call yeah Dana White and they told the pull out pull out okay so they back out of that and two weeks later Florida's like come on in so then we do want in Florida with no audience a little bit of then finally they're allowing us to do them at the Apex Center in Vegas I think right now it's a triage

right now they're trying to stop the bleeding and the jellies WME sport like WME and the UFC you have cease operating with full costs for months right with without any money coming in at all so you have to think that yeah that's right yeah it's like WME I think like paid for billion or something for them or something a little more than that so they have this giant monthly nut they have to have to cover cover every month and people I guess don't realize is like an agency makes money off of the commission of their clients and if their clients

it's can't work because of Corona the agency has no Revenue coming in none zero there's no TVs I guess there's some TV shows getting made but like

still they're not they're not doing production on like films right back at ya know

yeah it is interesting will they start they're starting to do films next week they are it's coming back what was your thoughts on get sick and then you're liable that's the tricky thing it's like they don't want it God forbid somebody ends up one of these like and an NBA coaches who's old God forbid Gregg Popovich who's fucking 70 oh yeah gets Corona death it is and now you want to be then be a commissioner the killed Greg Popovich oh my God

or be a UFC promoter that you fighter gets sick goes home and kills his mama works with him you know let me your mom helps cook for you your mom gets sick maybe mom's helping you in Camp your mom gets sick and dies from Corona because they had the fights I don't think that's going to happen I think particularly now when you're hearing these reports of the cases diminishing the the viral load that they're finding like in Italy is so small

it's barely detectable yeah you know the hope is that shit same shit happens here as it gets hot out Italy thing was so funny why the funny because like they said that the the symptoms of Corona were like you couldn't taste and smell and Italy was like the first country there's a who took pandemic like everybody inside we can't eat we can't taste pasta we gotta get up our eyes can't smell great food exactly and then people in Sweden which has liked

Cuisine anyway just like yeah let it rip gives a fuck what are the English say we're going to take it on the chin right what are we living for anyway yeah food tastes like shit Swedish meatballs they're good meatballs they do they do there's all this concern with that they're doing it wrong or they're doing it right we need to watch Sweden look Sweden's fine why can't we do it like Sweden though the death rate is very high the death toll all of it it wasn't High

operative Lee I think it's higher I think letting it burn through the city is comparatively higher right I think the question is what would you rather have would you rather have the freedom to decide for yourself and and know that there's some risks involved yeah or would you rather have the government lock everything down say people's lives for now but then the economy crashes and you know for every the unemployment rate there's some sort of a some sort of a graph that they use or some sort of an equation

but for every percentage the unemployment rate goes up more people are employed x amount of people dying people die that's that's a fact they know that roughly yeah and this is not taken into account at all the deaths that were looking at are only two deaths due to disease yeah that's why you know it's been politicized because the politicians aren't going to be accountable for the deaths of because of unemployment because they could blame it on the pandemic but they will be responsible for the deaths from Corona if they're opening up too early dude they should have quarantined see

sick people in high-risk people people that are illnesses pre-existing conditions old people people that are vulnerable we could have done that that could have been done if all these people right that have gone out and marked right I mean like just yesterday we were at a March in Santa Barbara right we're in the crowd right we're talking to folks like it do you think if Nobody ends up getting Chrono or the numbers don't Spike that high will forever lose or least for our lives lose faith in what our Public Health

actor tells us we need to be concerned about I think already people are losing faith but especially after this right now that this is actually yeah especially but I think people have already when they find out how many people actually got it versus how many people died versus what they thought how many people are going to get it versus how many build I mean it's a tiny fraction they can just to keep trying to scare us have you seen the image of downtown LA yesterday it was since I failed yes an overhead view I saw me can see 50,000 people filling the street it's crazy

yeah they don't get it nobody has it's not real it's not real you're gonna get a call bro gonna call from I wonder what the numbers are going to be mad at two weeks I mean we going to have a sharp increase in deaths yeah two weeks because of these protests did you know how I knew that I wasn't taking it seriously because like for the first

maybe two weeks I wash my hands after I peed I only wash my hands I actually walked out and I realize you were still in there and you're like yeah that's a closet guy move but that's how I knew was that I was like whatever dude but that doesn't make any sense but it was the play what do you mean what if it really was real what if it really was something that takes like 17 18

days and it's super contagious and everybody gets it 17 18 days in your just deathly ill everybody no matter who you are now has nothing to do with your immune system stop with your health privilege it has to do only with this what people think so I just said that's made it up he'll probably tell privilege that's what it is the shaming you for health privy right stay home save lives yeah I'm actually that that's downtown LA imagine if this really was just a political ploy to crush the economy

and that they knew it wasn't going to be that bad they knew it was going to be bad but it didn't require shutting everything down for months and months at a time but it's a good thing to do if you want to kill the economy starts civil unrest let's go deep State Theory right deep State deems a theory on the strings you know you can't let Biden debate right because it's going to be a massacre not good I got hairy legs

did you see the clip is great look at fuck are you saying I just a while dude so you don't want him to debate right and whose power is actually public appearance who's rallies Trump so now you take away the ability the ability to go out those big round to those rallies which are incredibly persuasive if you're someone who's on the fence and you limit the liability

that is Biden in a potential debate where he could have these gaps etcetera then on top of it you have civil unrest and you blame it all on him but here's the thing you could see how it all played out that guy is just a piece of shit in Minneapolis it's not some deep State player who chavan yeah Derek yeah piece of shit yeah just a piece of shit yeah and he killed that guy we all saw it and he's got a long history it's not like he started out as a corrupt cop really is just a deep state long-player so

they brought him in because the mentorian candidate we're gonna let you marry a hot Asian we're let you marry Miss Minnesota you know his wife was Miss Minnesota yeah it's hot as fuck that's a payment she dropped him though immediately that's how you know set up deep state so set up deep State dude it's set of these days and then they're going to say imagine who can't say he's a white supremacist hidden asian wife that's true good call what is that thing that they do what is it called when someone's a sleeper when they wait for a long time before they act

causes are some no know when someone is like they they're undercover for a long time and then maybe Korean candy was not the movie no but that's the Manchurian Candidate someone's been hypnotized oh the thing is like a Sleeper Cell like someone who doesn't they don't do anything for like use normal sitting and they just wait and then like all right we're getting close to the election in there go kill a guy and there's a young girl's gonna film you yeah you got to kill her anyway I mean kill him anyway yeah girl was filming him seven

old girl filming him with her camera 17 year old girl got the George Floyd video yeah there's a lot of people out there one there well there was a 17 year old girls video that we all saw interesting yeah 17 year old girl and a lot of people are giving her a hard time so why didn't you do something a fucking cop except to yoga I'll go man is killing another groans yeah yeah yeah you want her to stop in really yeah it's it is deep State what it's all along game it's 4D chess what are your thoughts

thoughts on what has transpired since look that gives me hope when I see 50,000 people wonderful downtown LA all peacefully protesting that gives me hope there's a real chance for a real shift yep a real shift but it's also here's the thing that bugs me yeah all that money they came with to bail out all these corporations from the coronavirus of pandemic why couldn't they have used that money already to bail out these inner cities why couldn't they have fun

and the money too they have all these cities that have this systemic crime and violence and racism has been gone forever forever a place like Baltimore yeah that are directly fucked up as a result of racist practices and selling houses and they don't do anything to fix that I own they never they never try to stop where the crime is coming from yeah I never tried to make the those cities better they never try to add community centers and figure out a way

way to to do something whether there's nothing on the table it's just crime-ridden neighborhoods just how they are like forever yeah crime doesn't matter until it affects the pockets like if crime is having an appointment neighborhood that's not affecting some of these money then nobody cares the second that crime secondly started breaking windows on Fifth Avenue now all the sudden it's more analysis was wild about the Blasio just says stand down let them do it yeah I mean Let Me Burn themselves out we did this in the video but it was really interesting because we had

like I'd like really process how I felt about it because the Looting obviously was wrong and we did that clip want to be like the writing I understood and I think I can justify I was talking to this I don't want to say his name because he's a college professor and I want to get them you know in trouble for talking to us and helping us out you know it distinguished gentleman and where these Ruffians but he was like he's like you know really sad with constitutional law and stuff and he said this argument I thought was really interesting when it comes to riots not looting destruction of property is wrong and you're doing it to benefit yourself when you Luke

right you're taking advantage of the tragedy right the tragedies of smoke screen so that you can benefit right and we made an interesting distinction like any Instagram model that's also taking a picture like at the thing but not really actually doing anything looks like you're looting to your enriching yourself one chick that bar of the guys drill to take a bachelor of one that we did and it was like that is got slate that's looting though yep your enriching yourself off a tragedy that's fucking looting right yeah so

peaceful protest obviously great looting wrong riding in the middle which is destruction of property right is like send this message and as Mark and I were putting together the piece we're talking this dude he's he made this interesting point he goes as a citizen you have the right to you know life liberty pursuit of happiness but also property right and if the state is destroying the most valuable piece of property that you have which is your body right you have to take some sort of recourse in order to protect that

you've broken they broke the social constant contract they broke it right when they may be are shooting you or shooting her neighbors Etc you peacefully protest if that goes on deaf ears for decades what the fuck else are you supposed to do like what you can keep saying peacefully protest but if it keeps on happening there really isn't anything else available to you so the next thing is destruction of property I think the best way to do it probably destroy public property not private property

yeah but if you destroy public property you'd actually be taking the high road because that's a response to having life destroyed you destroy my life I just fuck up your Park who's reasonable here

well if it was all coordinated and thought that way yes and I think what happened in Minnesota in particular what happened with the priest police precinct right with a burnt that fucking thing down the ground like that was fascinating to write its when it spreads across the country and then it just becomes two things it becomes peaceful protest people mad at the cops yeah and then looting and the Looting is different on except the bot looting unacceptable what's crazy is along the way we get more evidence of police brutality

instead of the cop saying hey this guy killed this guy it makes us all look terrible yeah we are not like that we're better than that most of them probably did do that but a lot of them they fell back to their cop ways they fell back to their ways of Smashing fucking Shields into people running over pedestrians all the crazy shit that we saw shooting a guy in the fucking face with a tear gas canister see that they say pepper spray them and then they shot him with a flash

Bang right in the fucking face really oh my God yeah that crazy he stayed alive he's get I think Joe Schilling has that on his Instagram page there's a fucking in my friend Joe showing was a kickboxer yeah has he's been saying for the last six seven days it's not One Bad Apple he goes look at all these fucking asshole cops are doing shit so he's putting video after video after video after video after video of cops grabbing a Woman by the neck thrown into the ground slam but she's just just what do you say

to me why do I have to listen to you so fuck it get on the ground just grab macing people may see young girls may see people for no fucking reason this one guy was was talking shit to the cops so the cops just walk right up to him pepper spray them drag them thrown to the ground you take it away his freedom of speech yeah the guy's not committing a crime yep you're violating the First Amendment yeah you're violating his constitutional rights you're breaking the social club my friend Joe has video after video after video of this and I think one of them on

know if he has that in there but one of them is this dude gets pepper sprayed in the face and I didn't think your flash bang on bang I mean hits him right off the Dome it's crazy so many people got fucked up yeah my my buddy is a captain in the Marines right and he was and he was in Iraq and he goes here's why I have no tolerance whatsoever for police brutality when we were in Iraq the mission changed and it went from going there and fuck shit up that's how it is when you're trying to win a war

when minds and hearts and they explained to us while we were there we're winning minds and hearts and that means you guys are have to take on more risk that means you don't just kick in the door and then light it up you have to make sure that you're not taking out innocence at least try you are taking on more risk you are risking your life so he goes when I see police brutality I'm like if we can afford that luxury to a country that we're at war with how the fuck can we not afford that luxury tour own citizens he goes if

I'm told to take on more risk than maybe these cops have to take on more risk and pay them for it increase payment increase training don't defund right but increase and increase the requirements and really make them Heroes but he said this he was like it seemed to me that the culture at of policing in America and I could be wrong we don't talk to Cops about it but this what he said it seems to me is that the idea is no cop ever gets left behind no cop ever goes down instead of protecting

people at all costs right you know what I'm saying hmm I don't know let me poke holes if you do if you can know it makes sense well I'm fully in agreement that they need better funding it needs to be a higher paying job that's much more difficult to get yeah but when you see cops throw that old man to the ground he bounces his fucking head off the ground you see the blood coming out of his head and no one does anything yep no one stops them yeah and no one no one picks the guy up and he calls an ambulance you know what checks on them you know that you can't do that yeah

that's not serving that's not protecting you just a guy said something you didn't like so you threw him to the ground you knew he was old and feeble you knew he was and you did it with potentially a confidence of knowing that nothing would happen to know there will not be any Recaps and that's that's when people go like bad apple ruins a bunch and say no it doesn't you just remove the Bad Apple but if you can't remove the Bad Apple right if their systems in play that don't allow it

then it ruins the bunch so if there's one systemic change we make maybe it's people get prosecuted or cops will get prosecuted for violating the law because I really would allow not allow I'd really love if we had this relationship with a COS were like fuck you guys are brave man thank you like fuck cuz it is a fucking dangerous job yeah and thankless in a lot of ways a lot of ways so it's like white how do we shift this and how much risk do they have to take or what change we make so that

you can look at them and go thank God we got these guys around because football cats carries this know what you said about your friend be in the Marines it's fucking hard to get through boot camp man it's hard it's right there's a fucking yeah there's a there's a long road that you have to travel to be a Navy SEAL right and that's how it should be to be a cop man it should be fucking hard to make it and they should weed out the people that are assholes people that are sociopaths the people that just would be willing to lean their Shin on a man's neck for eight and a half minutes yeah

as people are sick yeah find those people before they get to the position where they could do that to a person how do you do that how do you get a psych eval zorak's you have to train them you at retail trying to train them like they are the type of people that potentially could fucking kill somebody for the wrong reason yeah you gotta train them like you're weeding them out like this is a great honor and we you know we can ship that but we have to think about it in terms of allocation of resources cops don't get paid enough teachers don't get paid enough either though and they're not killing their kids so I don't know what

welcome they fuck him sometimes and nobody goes we should just stop school right he's dangerous and fucking the keys on the teachers Side School guess to his teachers are blowing these kids this is fucking crazy dude where I gotta end this man we've been doing it three and a half hours Jesus 3 hours 3 hours we start a little later all right well bro the Deep stable cut about whose great to see you all of you we don't see each other and I know man but it's always a good time yeah hopefully next time

we'll be doing comedy I think it's going to be I can't wait what are you doing back here again I don't know I'm going to do some shows though I heard you're doing well I don't want to mention but like at some shows the Grapevine lots of pop off all right good but some shit might be going down to Ohio to Chappelle's got some shit he's playing whoa okay oh shit lots of things are happening that's why things are happening yeah so me and my agent said that that you were going around and I was like you know what maybe I'll like do something around your date I'll help it man I'll promote it now you don't have to what I'm saying

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